You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

You'd think they stop at just buying every bottle of sunflower oil they see? No, people are currently hoarding EVERY type of oil that's yellow, and they can get their hands on. Just how many bottles of oil does the average person need per year?
I can't help but wonder how many people are retarded enough to apply "rising oil prices" and "oil shortage" to cooking oil in their minds. It wouldn't be the first time.

I vaguely recall seeing a collage or something of noggs on social media screeching about stocking up on cooking oil because of some kind of oil shortage in the past.
 
Early 2000s lolsorandom wacky humor gets tons of hate but it was a hell of a lot better than whatever TikTok humor is supposed to be.
That early humor needed some sort of crude misplaced creativity that at least had some charm based on the effort. At worse people would downvote it and call you a faggot.

Tiktok is just people shoving their phone in their face with a filter and annoying audio cues. The mistake is it gives these people low end tools and the impression that they're funnier than they think they are combined with the vanity of social media.

The brain rot of every joke being "Be me. Thing happens" is beating a dead horse
 
When people say "worsh" in stead of "wash", "melk" in stead of "milk", etc. I get that accents are a thing, but that's different from what I'm talking about.

But even when it comes to accents, a lot of the butchered pronunciation makes little to no sense. I know you can pronounce a soft-A "aaah" sound, I hear you misusing it in other words and I've heard you using it in your own native language. I know for a fact that you can make the "J" sound, I hear you using it when the name or word is spelled with a "G". I get that your language might be weird about the letter "J", but part of learning a language is learning how they treat their alphabet. They'll even do this shit without seeing the word or name spelled out. You've been living in America for over a decade now, you know it's "JAY-son" and not "Yehsung". If a bunch of retarded Amerimutt weeaboos can learn when to treat the "U" in Japanese as a silent letter intuitively, I think someone can be expected to have an easier time using basic alphabetical concepts in a Latin-based language when their own language is already Latin-based. Especially when the weebs are just reading gross little comic books and the Latin-speaker is relocating his entire life to another country.

Enunciate, you mushmouthed motherfuckers.
 
I hate it when longplays or walkthroughs have commentary. Naturally, I make sure to look for videos that explicitly have no commentary, but sometimes the people who make these videos can be sneaky about it. I don't want to hear some random assholes's commentary. I just want to watch the gameplay.
I'm the opposite. If I'm ever even going to consider watching someone else play a game instead of doing it myself, it's because they're actually better at it than I am and I want them explaining what the fuck they're doing to play at that level.

If they're not really capable of explaining high level non-obvious strategies in a way I can do them myself, given some effort, I'm really wasting my time and I'd be better off just playing the game. If I want to see a retard fuck up and be a lolcow I'll watch DSP (or again play the game myself).
Enunciate, you mushmouthed motherfuckers.
I don't really care what accent someone says something in so long as whatever they're saying isn't completely retarded. I'd rather listen to some Geechee drawler saying something nice than a retard SJW saying absolutely dumb shit in a perfect Transatlantic accent worthy of Katharine Hepburn and well, pretty much anyone who would end up a @The Last Stand pfp.
 
I'm the opposite. If I'm ever even going to consider watching someone else play a game instead of doing it myself, it's because they're actually better at it than I am and I want them explaining what the fuck they're doing to play at that level.

If they're not really capable of explaining high level non-obvious strategies in a way I can do them myself, given some effort, I'm really wasting my time and I'd be better off just playing the game. If I want to see a retard fuck up and be a lolcow I'll watch DSP (or again play the game myself).
Fair enough. To each his own. Good point about DSP. I still prefer my way, but I'm also not aware of any longplays/walkthroughs with good commentary. Are there any you could recommend?

Idk man, just kinda pisses me off when I put in effort to try to better myself and do whatever I can, but I see people gladly wallowing in self-pity while lapping up all of the attention that comes from it.
I totally agree!

Your post reminds me of one other thing that pisses me off: People using anxiety and/or depression as an excuse to lose their jobs, abandon their responsibilities, etc. Also when these same people try to claim anxiety and/or depression as a disability.

I've struggled with anxiety and depression for a lot of my life, but I don't use them as an excuse. My job for the past year has been extremely stressful, yet I managed to hang in there to the very end. One very wise individual in my life taught me to not let my emotional problems define who I am. I honor that advice to this day!
 
Another reason winter sucks frozen monkey butt is sickness and cold can limit outdoor activity, which can mean weight gain.
The worst part of the past two winters is that even the slightest sniffle, sneeze, or bout with seasonal allergies leads people to automatically assume the worst that one has COVID and they overreact accordingly.
 
People sending me videos that I'll never watch. They're almost always not interesting and if I watched every video people sent me I'd do nothing but watch videos all day.
That's the problem with having normie NPC friends IRL -- whenever I go to their houses, they always show me lame videos on Youtube like SNL sketches or Super Bowl commercials that I consider to be dumb, boring, and suck.
 
People who end their sentences with "so..." bothers me. Used extensively by mouthbreathers because they can't form a complete and coherent sentence quick enough for conversation, thus resorting to embellishments until their single-hamsterwheel-powered brain comes up with something.

Example: "I dont see a need to brush my teeth before I eat because I'm a nigger who likes eating food covered in all the bacteria fermented in my mouth from the night before, so..."
 
I am so sick and tired of baby boomers constantly bashing younger generations as "lazy" and "entitled" when people of all ages can be lazy and entitled. Far too often I have noticed the entitlement of elderly people thinking that they are deserving of respect just because of their elderly age. Age is just a number! You need to work to earn peoples' respect and your age doesn't mean jack in this world! So many baby boomers in particular can be horrible and disrespectful towards younger people just because of that attitude and it's infuriating.
 
I am so sick and tired of baby boomers constantly bashing younger generations as "lazy" and "entitled" when people of all ages can be lazy and entitled. Far too often I have noticed the entitlement of elderly people thinking that they are deserving of respect just because of their elderly age. Age is just a number! You need to work to earn peoples' respect and your age doesn't mean jack in this world! So many baby boomers in particular can be horrible and disrespectful towards younger people just because of that attitude and it's infuriating.
Their grandparents were respected because they got their legs blown off in WWII. Boomers think they are entitled to the same respect their grandparents got just because they're the same age now.
 
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