Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Chazzed Up said:
Once again Featured baits me into deepdiving on some schizo retard. And I wasn't even finished catching up on Chantal yet.
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I'll make it a point again since we have even more newcomers, definitely give this thread a good once over. There is a lot of shit posting, but I've been really entertained with the pat and OnA lore that just gets sprinkled out. HIghlight does a pretty good job of leading you to the right places actually. I would have never known that some retard turned his kid into concrete paste over a sound bar if it weren't for this thread.
 
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Altera said:
I always love seeing normie judges with no concept of internet culture grappling with the reality of lolcows. The denial that anyone could be in trial over this, followed by the lolcows immediately teaching the judges and bailiffs why entire community hate them specifically.
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I always love seeing normie judges with no concept of internet culture encountering a weirdo like Fat Rick and immediately grasping "oh fucking shit this is some nerd retard Internet beef isn't it?" He more or less said that, apparently. And then he is of course incredulous that the person before him is actually such a phenomenally incompetent asshole that he has actually attracted an entire forum of people who do nothing but follow his antics and deliberately annoy him.
 
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SomervilleDan said:
Welcome to the party, pal. For all new Patrick fans, we’ve got some extra special content coming the next two weeks. Stay tuned… and do have fun!
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The OP is definitely pulling me. Unless I'm understanding incorrectly Patrick wants me to believe his parents had a hashtag on their fridge 20 years ago? And while he's not quite old enough to be a boomer it seems, both his terminally online Twitter behavior and early 2000s website design could've fooled me...
 
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Me reading people still analyzing the comedic value of Lizard King like 40 pages later:
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AnOminous said:
Not very often, but it isn't very often lunatics like Fatty file one about absolutely nothing remotely illegal or threatening when in fact he's the only one who said anything remotely threatening, when he threatened that dude that he'd physically assault him if he showed up in a place he had every legal right to be.
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I think it depends on the jurisdiction, the relevant jaw, the judge, what they had for breakfast, the current humidity... etc.

Where I live, they grant the ex parte TRO like 99.999% of the time. But that's not what this was. This was adversarial. I have indeed seen Justices of Peace in Arizona tell petitioners to fuck off with their stupid gay bullshit when it comes time for them to cough up evidence of harassment, but they fail to do so. As appears to be the case here with Pattrick.

So, I think losing something like this might not be super-duper uncommon but, either way, I'm hardly surprised Fatrick lost. He strikes me as the type that could lose just about anything.

Congrats to Andrew on his victory.

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Chazzed Up said:
The OP is definitely pulling me. Unless I'm understanding incorrectly Patrick wants me to believe his parents had a hashtag on their fridge 20 years ago? And while he's not quite old enough to be a boomer it seems, both his terminally online Twitter behavior and early 2000s website design could've fooled me...
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Yes, Patrick wants us to believe a lot of things. He will lie about anything and everything if it will score him some sweet, sweet dopamine hits. He’s like a crack addict for Twitter likes/RTs.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Pat has finally commented on the result of today's proceedings, denying reality as usual.

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Silly piglet.

Also, Andrew is live on 'Nice Podcast Stupid' right now:

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Andrew reads about Patrick, gets all drunk and then decides to start texting him. Then drives drunk to a different city troll him IRL. Sleeps it off in a walmart parking lot and then continues on. Basically voluntarily getting his life all tangled up with this nutcase Patrick. O&A people are a special type of exceptionalism.:stress:

The do provide some interesting content for us to talk about though :story:
 
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SomervilleDan said:
Yes, Patrick wants us to believe a lot of things. He will lie about anything and everything if it will score him some sweet, sweet dopamine hits. He’s like a crack addict for Twitter likes/RTs.
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I've known a number of pathological liars in my life but what is amazing about the internet is how such people can now be very clearly caught in a lie when there's a paper trail. Not that it stops them from lying, but at least everyone knows what they're about.
 
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Jump said:
Andrew reads about Patrick, gets all drunk and then decides to start texting him. Then drives drunk to a different city troll him IRL. Sleeps
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Andrew strikes me as a bit of a lolcow himself. But imagine being Fatrick and getting your ass handed to you in court by someone who’s stupid enough to drive drunk and brag about it.
 
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Jump said:
Andrew reads about Patrick, gets all drunk and then decides to start texting him. Then drives drunk to a different city troll him IRL. Sleeps it off in a walmart parking lot and then continues on. Basically voluntarily getting his life all tangled up with this nutcase Patrick. O&A people are a special type of exceptionalism.:stress:

The do provide some interesting content for us to talk about though :story:
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That's exactly the reason Null didn't give them a subforum after their reddit got banned
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Andrew's race on the TRO was listed as African American, he wanted to correct the record and stated that he's white.
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Wait? WUT?!?! Fatrick filed for a TRO against some random black guy from the internet? I can only imagine the look on the Judges face as Andrew sought to correct or point out this little detail. "Yo Dude I'm White". Poor Judge. What a way to start a Monday.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
Am I the only one that thinks that whole lizard King bullshit was stupid and gay? It produced nothing except the same copy pasted cease and desist response.

It wasn't fucking funny. You didn't rustle his jimmies.
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It’s incredibly stupid and gay. That’s a big reason why it’s funny.

A guy who pretends to be a famous sci fi author and pundit has some goofball texting him and pretending to be a lizard king.

I think it beautifully shows how big of a miserable loser pat is. Who the fuck would continue to respond to something so stupid?
 
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Space Cooter said:
It’s incredibly stupid and gay. That’s a big reason why it’s funny.

A guy who pretends to be a famous sci fi author and pundit has some goofball texting him and pretending to be a lizard king.

I think it beautifully shows how big of a miserable loser pat is. Who the fuck would continue to respond to something so stupid?
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He doesn't really respond though. He just gives the same canned response that he probably has stored in his clipboard. These sms tomes the lizard fag kept sending are just instantly met with the same low-effort low-T bullshit.

I guess what IS funny is that he has to have that in his clipboard at all. I have like maybe two stored phrases in mine and that's how to say "ow my balls" in Chinese and a technical string of characters for keyword filtering items. Him having to have an official sounding cease-and-desist notice as a preset message is pretty sad. How fucked up do you have to be to get to that level lmao...oh god, what if...he wasn't actually storing that in his clipboard? What if he was typing it out every single time?

Never mind I think I just saw the Lizard King humor. Still gay, though.
 
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