Gross Amy Lynn Lew / Lynn Lew / Whitney Wisconsin - Pretends to fuck dogs for money, drinks dog pee to cure acne, arrested for sexual deviancy

Is Amy Lew a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 453 86.8%
  • No

    Votes: 69 13.2%

  • Total voters
    522

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Wisconsin (real name Amy Lynn Lew) is a girl known for posting sexually explicit, attention whoring videos. One, for example, involves her answering the door for a pizza man while using a banana on herself as a dildo (NSFW). Her Vid.me profile contains mostly NSFW shit of her using dildos in public places. Whatever.

One of her most well-known videos features her masturbating in a Wal-Mart bathroom, then going around asking men to smell her "perfume" (again, NSFW). Finally, she uploaded a video in which she gives her top ten reasons why women should fuck dogs:
  1. Women in history have practiced it for pleasure. Documented for ancient Greece and Rome.
  2. Dog-tongues can reach places that are hard to reach otherwise.
  3. Nobody can get pregnant.
  4. You cannot get an STD. (However, dog-sperm-allergy can be seriously harmful.)
  5. It has been around since the beginning of time. From and since 2000BC: Cave paintings.
  6. Legal in some countries and states. Because of that: No reason to worry.
  7. Kink. Being submissive to a wolf. Something most people wouldn't do.
  8. Convenience. The dog is just there. No need to go out for sex.
  9. They don't nag, nor complain. They are silent companions.
  10. They are easy to train. That protects from unwanted humping in front of other people.
UPDATE 1:
Turns out, she's also a scammer (thanks, @KFC!) She's taken money from people, and then failed to provide the videos that they paid for, and has a history of shady behaviors. Sources (some links NSFW): Freak Files, r/drama, and some screencaps.

UPDATE 2:
Since people are arguing over whether or not they think she's a lolcow, I've added a poll.

UPDATE 3:
As of November 12, 2016, Amy is on the run from the law (archive). A warrant has been issued for her arrest on pornography charges, but police have been unable to locate her. Her boyfriend, meanwhile, is facing felony charges for child pornography and has already gotten in trouble in prison for beating another inmate. Thanks to @InLivingTuna for bringing this to my attention.
 
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Turns out she has a presence on Tumblr. According to what I've found, she sells videos to people, but has been known scam people (accepting money but no sending videos).

I kinda regret even Googling her, but for what it's worth, I think we have a horror/career/drama cow.

Also

 
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6. Legal in some countries and states. Because of that: No reason to worry.
Probably not the one you live in, though.
8. Convenience. The dog is just there. No need to go out for sex.
Or you could move in with your boy/girlfriend.
9. They don't nag, nor complain. They are silent companions.
Yes, they suffer your abuse in silence.

Not sure if edgy as fuck or just an extreme attention whore.
 
... If this is her, I want to find the people who defend her.

Because there's always someone.

Also, my general opinion on this is gagging. Lot of gagging.

And, no. No. Yellow. It really isn't.

I don't want to know what STDs this chick has or anything that's been near that dog-reamed pussy near anyone's face.
Dude, she's a reasonably attractive girl who has a noticable presence online. Of course there's going to be beta cucks coming out to defend her.
 
Dude, she's a reasonably attractive girl who has a noticable presence online. Of course there's going to be beta cucks coming out to defend her.
Yeah, beta cucks that think what she does is arousing and/or thinks there is nothing wrong to have sex with an animal. It can make one wonder just how many are going to say she did nothing wrong.
 
Well, at least she'll be party vanned sooner or later, considering she's admitting to all this shit online.

EDIT: Did some research. Unfortunately, Wisconsin has zoophilia under misdemeanor and not felony. The most she can get is 9 months, unless she's a repeated offender, in which case she would get 2 years. Still, it's better than some states that don't have any laws against it *glares at Wyoming*.
 
Apparently there was more drama. Someone started a hate blog against her that apparently spread "misleading information," but her and her fans managed to force the person to take it down and apologize.


Also, she got terminated a while back and had this to say:

I recieved an offer to have a website built.
This person is a designer for Microsoft.
Unlike all the other people who have offered to help, this guy only asked for 5 percent of profits.

Others asked to own up to 50 percent of my website, or business.
Some people have also told me they would do it for free , but started asking for donations in the middle of the build.

Having a website built is the obvious way to go .
Tumblr has replied only to my attorney about other things , but have yet to give me the time of day .

They replied one time about something sepperate , and when I squeezed in that my blog got suspended for no reason , they stopped talking.

I could get my attorney to fix this, but even then how long would it take me to get suspended over some bogus reason ?

I'm gonna leave you with this:

 
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