Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Chantal really heard us talking shit about her getting her last paycheck and immediately wasting money at a restaurant and said "hold my beer" :story:

Seriously, I know it's Chantal we're talking about, but this is one of the most manic and baffling decisions I've ever seen her make. I could write an essay on how many ways this is a terrible idea.
 
I doubt she'll even make it. My gut is saying she either sleeps through her flight, gets to the airport and realizes she doesn't have her travel documents, gets frustrated trying to check her bag/print a pass, can't handle waiting the many lines, etc etc and aborts mission before she even boards the plane.
More likely she’ll have a medical emergency and just can’t make it guize! Hopefully we get a stint at the ER at the very least out of Cuba Beeze. I’m looking forward to whatever may come!
 
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Is this some sort of fatfishing photo technique?
Show your skinny wrist off?
 
Cuba is cheap as fuck. Just did a quick search..she can get an all inclusive for her dates at 1095$ everything included at the starfish Cayo hotel. She's a fucking idiot considering the food will be garbage, hotel will be low-tier....people go to Cuba for the beaches...lol should be interesting..
Cuba is the worst place for chinnyfattyfatty to go, the heat can be stifling for the average person, and most of the stuff there is walking distance/cab ride away.. we all know she's spend most of her time farting up her hotel room.

Small cuba sperg
Cuba is really nice in the right places, cheapish flights, decent food, amazing beaches. Cancun used to be loads better and much more to do, but the cartel shit is starting to spill over a little, prices are fairly cheap there too though. If it was anyone else it would be an understandable baby step before going abroad to the med, or something. But this is chins, she's going for brown dick to make nader jealous and to "flex on teh haters"
 
Does she even know how to prepare for flight travel?

I can’t imagine she would fit in an economy seat. So many questions in my head. Will she have an anxiety situation type deal that halts getting to the airport? How will she handle a lack of internet hugbox? Will her feet ever touch sand? And if they do, how sunburned do you think she will get?

OR, is this a green screen vacay?

eta: Does she know about international roaming charges?
 
Chantal, going to Cuba.
Hot damn, this couldn't have turned out better if I'd planned it myself.

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Agree, this is embarrassing. This is the yeasty clunk resorting to her usual turd chucking distraction techniques any long term lurker recognizes on sight. She won't going anywhere and she's rubbing her greasy hooves together in actual orgasmic pleasure that you clucks even pinkie fucking this delusional fantasy are biting.
Fuck Chantal and her greasy hooves. Who gives a rat's ass what she thinks? Of course she's not going anywhere but we have a week to imagine she is, and what that would entail, and the mental image is glorious!
 
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Does she even know how to prepare for flight travel?

I can’t imagine she would fit in an economy seat. So many questions in my head. Will she have an anxiety situation type deal that halts getting to the airport? How will she handle a lack of internet hugbox? Will her feet ever touch sand? And if they do, how sunburned do you think she will get?

OR, is this a green screen vacay?

eta: Does she know about international roaming charges?
Don't forget she has to actually get to the airport. If she takes public transport she has to deal with booking it or using the correct services/routes, having the correct ticket. Even an Uber she has to book it in good time.

If she does drive to the airport, there is long stay parking to consider, can't just dump the car unlocked wherever she wants. Then she will have to find the wa to the actual terminal from the long stay car park.
 
We probably don't need to go through pages of the ins and outs of whether or not she can appropriately plan or successfully carry out a trip to another country when she will either:

A) Fuck it up spectacularly like she does everything else.
B) Never follow through and therefore never leave the luxury villa.
 
Wait, are some of you guys really thinking that Chantal is going to Cuba for her birthday? How long has she been talking about going to Europe? How about going to Jamaica where she knows somebody and won't have to be alone?
But now you believe that she booked a flight (she'll need at least two seats) on a short notice, made a hotel reservation, thought about what she can do to entertain herself and let's not start about the packing (she can't even fold clothes).
Chantal who gets a mini panic attack every time someone look at her, she can't go to a mall because she's self-conscious about her gross body, and you think this Chantal is gonna show herself on the beach with all those skinny people just showing their bodies without thinking about how insecure fat people get looking at them? It's a fork of bullying. She ain't going nowhere.

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About to have major abdomnial surgery and undergo a hysterectomy? Where the anesthesia is considerably more dangerous for the morbidly obese? Better carb up and eat fast food 4x a day.
About to have one big last paycheck? Better blow it all on an spontaneous trip to Cuba and be the very definition of 'unprepared.'

I don't know if she'll actually make it, but either way I hope her tickets are unrefundable.
 
Origin airports she could fly from include;

Toronto - one flight a day/none stop/6hr 45mins approx

Montreal - three flights a day/none stop/3hr 50mins approx

Ottawa- one flight a day/Includes a stop/5hrs 50 mins approx.

All three are over 1000 CAD if the flights are booked independently, not part of a package.

Not that it matters, it's 6am delusions that will fail long before the flight departs.

It also seems to be another clue that she thinks that paycheck wasn't the last one.
Oooooh! 5-7 hours on a plane?
BLOOD CLOT ARC, anyone?

ninja’d by @Dunkleosteus
 
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We all know how she will love walking through airports, but imagine her waiting in international customs lines as well. They take forever with no seats and nothing to lean on while waiting.. just lines!
Even if she went to somewhere all inclusive in travel vs general hotel, all inclusive places tend to be quite huge and for an obese person involve a lot of waking just to get to places like the bleach, pools, or restaurants.
 
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