Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1​

Isaiah 56:4 has a different word on the matter. Not even trannies are without hope of redemption! Mr. Hiscock can allow his fanny to heal and he can be restored. Step 1: no more continually reopening the festering wound!
 
No. It's a perfectly normal name in Newfoundland. It's actually pronounced "hiss-cock" and it's a pretty common surname in Newfoundland. Someone with the last name Hiscock to me is as common as someone with the last name Nelson to you if you live in parts of the US. As funny as it is to see it written, the negative connotations wouldn't have been as obvious to anyone familiar with the surname. We're talking about a place where Butt and Badcock are also common surnames and there are towns with names like Dildo, Spread Eagle, Blow Me Down and Come by Chance. We're talking about a province where there are people literally named Dick Butt from South Dildo and no one bats an eye. Landon Hiscock probably wouldn't even be picked up on by the schoolyard bully contingent.

*Edit* Like, look at this as an example. Hiscock House: The Tale of an Entrepreneurial Woman. To an outsider is reads like "His Cock House: The Tale of an Entrepreneurial Woman." If you were from Newfoundland you wouldn't even pick up on that double entendre because it's a perfectly normal surname.
So it is entirely possible his parents had no idea what they were doing to him with that name? I actually feel pretty bad for this one. I'd probably want to change my whole identity too.
 
Finally this rotting flesh mannequin got his thread.
We will watch his path to 41% with great interest.
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Even if he gets surgery to correct the Amhole Farthole, there is still a chance that the genital butcher (and it's most likely going to be his old cock flayer because normal surgeons won't correct fistulas for other problems caused by troon body modifications) can't repair it and/or creates another fistula.

Farton Hishole ruined his body for the troon coom. His seething is going to get worse.
Swiss cheese pussy

He should learn to do tricks with it. Like a clown with those long party balloons or rubbers. He can shove the tip up his ass and pull it out his fake snatch. Imagine him getting fucked in that tunnel and the guy says "....I think I just poked a turd."

lmfao fistula jesus fucking christ the things you learn. Most women only have two holes down there, he has three! He's a super woman!


The Pentecostal church is not very centralized. Think of the Pentecostal Church in Newfoundland as the Westboro Baptist Church in the US.
So what, it's just like literally one little shit shack with maybe 40 members but the media just won't stop giving them unlimited publicity because it furthers their agenda that "ALL christians = homophobic bigots"?
 
alright im gonna go ahead and ask
as horrific as this is, why is THIS particular case homepage worthy? how is this lunatic different from any other lunatic? or have we just had a dry spell on the ol new cow shipment in a while...?
His self-uttered statement "Fanny's pussy horts," combined with the mandibular appearance of his filleted ball sack, combined with his self-avowed Christianity even as he rants and raves to his mother about dilation, merits this thread being featured.
 
Landon Hiscock would be a 10/10 pornstar name, wasted potential, honestly.
There wasn’t much of a cock to land on, have you seen his sad micropeen?

Anyways, to somewhat add to the thread, I find it funny he uses a taco emoji to refer to his stankditch. He actually has used a taco in the past to censor his dick because “the eggplant emoji gives me dysphoria” but now, it’s very fitting. Nigga got that Taco Bell pussy.
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