Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Beavis]

I have a question for the lolyer, so with the money Fat owes Quasi does the interest still accumulate if Fat appeals, or does the clock stop, and if Fat loses his appeal does all the suspended interest get added back on?

Pat and Niki live off an allowance from Niki's mom. He doesn't have money for an appeal.

 

[Triplethreat]

Pat and Niki live off an allowance from Niki's mom. He doesn't have money for an appeal.

Do you know why Niki’s mom is giving two grown adults money every month?

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Any sane person, even if they had no knowledge of the law, would have thought "if showing the judge text messages from my friends were enough to get a TRO then anyone would be able to get a TRO against anyone. I must need more evidence than this." But Fat Rick is Fat and a retard so he didn't.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Even a dog will eventually figure out they if they go too close to the magic wireless electric fence, their collar will shock them. They may not understand how or why, but they're capable of pattern recognition and will adjust their behavior accordingly.

Patrick Tomlinson is dumber than a dog.

 

[Johnny Salami]

You're right, it is stupid and gay. Worst of all, it is effortposting. Everyone knows Pat will react the exact same way regardless of what you send him, it's highly unlikely he even reads most of it. So if you're gonna just plug in a new thing it better not be a bunch of speculative fiction that just sucks to read.

Pat reacts the same way to everything. There could be video of his wife cheating in him and his daughter being the product of another man and he'd still call you wrong, child

 

[The I Scream Man]

Pat and Niki live off an allowance from Niki's mom. He doesn't have money for an appeal.

Lol do they really? How do we know this? Not trying to cast doubt but that'd definitely be good for a laff

 

[Nate Higgers]

By “friends” do you mean “sad hopeless barflies who basically live there drinking themselves to death, and just sit nodding and agreeing with Patrick because he buys them booze”?

I am sure they don’t listen to a thing he says, just wallow internally in their personal misery and he takes their general silence as awed respect.

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This fucking waterheaded retard wrote on his Microsoft Surface with the same fucking marker he defaced his own motorcycle and window blinds with and it just makes him look like a middle schooler

 

[Mr Moonface]

More oinking at stalkers:



Have a closer look at this tweet, he's actually replying to month old troll comments:

Piggy plugs his dumb 'A Christmas Carol' book:



He actually brags about naming one of his main characters 'Firstname Lastname'.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat reacts the same way to everything. There could be video of his wife cheating in him and his daughter being the product of another man and he'd still call you wrong, child

There are ample photographs of Patrick’s superior first wife sitting on her future superior second husband’s lap right in front of him, smiling from ear to ear as she grinds on his Pringle can dick. That second husband with the giant cock ended up fucking her so good she dumped Patrick while she was pregnant, probably after just one session with the more handsome, successful cervix pounder. Patty still claims he’s never been cucked. Reality isn’t his strong suit.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Confirmed imposter

 

[Belvedere]

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Couldn’t have happened to a fatter Rick. Better grab that deck, head on down to Hooligans and fire off another 300 words for that new project #amwriting

If there is anything that I've learned about life from browsing Kiwi Farms is how priceless it is to possess self awareness. More so, the ability to self evaluate honestly, realistically, to recognized one's own strengths and weaknesses. This picture speaks of someone who profoundly lacks said ability and lives deep in delusion. This is the closest I can imagine a cursed existence must be.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

If there is anything that I've learned about life from browsing Kiwi Farms is how priceless it is to possess self awareness. More so, the ability to self evaluate honestly, realistically, to recognized one's own strengths and weaknesses. This picture speaks of someone who profoundly lacks said ability and lives deep in delusion. This is the closest I can imagine a cursed existence must be.

The truly funny thing is, after I made this edit, I sent it to Mrs. Toyota Tacoma for appraisal and she thought I had made a funny and stretched his head for added effect. She was taken aback when I told her I did no such thing, and that is all 100% real Patty melt.

Patrick, you are fat and she would not have sex with you.

 

[Lady Crow]

That's often because their attorney has beaten it into their head to keep quiet during anything happening in court no matter what. Now, in Fat's case his attorney was....

edit: Actually, I just remembered in Fat's earlier case (where he did have attorneys) he raised his hand and tried to talk to the judge too.

Hoping for a Kim Blandino-esq arc.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d missed this particularly difficult to watch clip of Patty bombing with “jokes” about trans dinosaurs. He’s so nervous on stage that he can barely get the words out, and when he does they make no sense.

Also, he’s still unhinged:



Lol what was his job at Target, toilet licker? He’s not qualified to do anything else there.

 

[AnOminous]

Any thread that gets featured goes to shit for a bit. When I was reading thru the thread there is a noticable difference in quality of the posts before the thread got featured vs after.

Remember that most kiwis are retarded. They see a thread featured and now



IT'S SHITPOOOOSTING TIIIIIIIME!

 

[AnOminous]

If there is anything that I've learned about life from browsing Kiwi Farms is how priceless it is to possess self awareness. More so, the ability to self evaluate honestly, realistically, to recognized one's own strengths and weaknesses. This picture speaks of someone who profoundly lacks said ability and lives deep in delusion. This is the closest I can imagine a cursed existence must be.

As Robbie Burns said: "O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us; To see oursels as ithers see us!" Because if you were Fat Rick and you did you'd curl up like a slug powdered with salt, and try to stop being that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember that most kiwis are retarded. They see a thread featured and now
IT'S SHITPOOOOSTING TIIIIIIIME!

You think that’s bad, @AprilRains started sending me internet tough guy threats by DM just because she’s not getting the stickers she wants. Between the newcomers and a few of the stalwarts, this thread attracts a bunch of people who have spotted a lolcow they think might possibly be even more of a loser than they are. They all need our thots and prayers.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I’d missed this particularly difficult to watch clip of Patty bombing with “jokes” about trans dinosaurs. He’s so nervous on stage that he can barely get the words out, and when he does they make no sense.

Also, he’s still unhinged:

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Lol what was his job at Target, toilet licker? He’s not qualified to do anything else there.

He sold many copies of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. to childs.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

You think that’s bad, @AprilRains started sending me internet tough guy threats by DM just because she’s not getting the stickers she wants. Between the newcomers and a few of the stalwarts, this thread attracts a bunch of people who have spotted a lolcow they think might possibly be even more of a loser than they are. They all need our thots and prayers.

Let's see them!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He sold many copies of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. to childs.

It would be hilarious if Fat wrote a book based on his experiences with being “stalked.” I think the title would be something catchy like I Am NOT Owned, Child.