DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dread Pirate Retard]

My money is on the insurance companies have seen his GTA playthroughs and are covering their asses.

Dude that concrete barrier came out of no where!

 

[FormerPro]

Phil almost died merging on to the highway probably doing 20MPH like an old woman. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct (but it was his fault). I'm sure that's not the only accident he's had considering he almost definitely doesn't wear his driving glasses like he's meant to either.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I imagine Phil driving looks like that one scene in the Sopranos where uncle Junior drives with Livia and his chin is glued to the steering wheel because of his shit eyesight while there's a long line of cars behind him overtaking him one by one because he drives slow as fuck.

 

[Balr0g]

Did his nose get longer?

We have come full circle. Now his greed has turned him into a necromorph and now we the last remaining Kiwi nazis must exterminate it! Hello DarksydeJEW!

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil almost died merging on to the highway probably doing 20MPH like an old woman. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct (but it was his fault). I'm sure that's not the only accident he's had considering he almost definitely doesn't wear his driving glasses like he's meant to either.

The secret footage of the crash has been uncovered.

Spoiler

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

He should treat himself to some basic fucking blood work for his 40th birthday, or at least check his A1c to make sure he isn't diabetic if he's experiencing peripheral neuropathy.

I can't wait for the "Jasper Kitty chewed off my diabetes foot in my sleep" arc tbh

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

StrokeSydePhil is almost 40 years old you know, it's perfectly natural to have body parts go numb randomly.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

He drives like shit in racing games, but that's a very different thing.

I think it's safe to say Phil has had quite a few accidents, most likely in his younger years as he has talked about a couple he had where he nearly totaled cars. Knowing Phil, he was found at fault despite doing everything correct.

I don't see him getting better with age. And the racing game thing is a good point. I mean just watch him play any GTA game. There's a drunk mode in GTA4 where your car is automatically attracted to any nearby objects to simulate drunk driving. Phil drives like this in every GTA. This is one thing that always astounded me about him. He literally can't go more than 20 feet in any of these games without hitting 2 or 3 things. Phil not only has horrendous eye sight but reflexes to match, seemingly no depth perception based on his capacity to constantly miss melee attacks in Souls games.

I'd go so far as to say Phil's GTA driving is probably very similar to his real life driving. I know a 19 year old guy in Florida (highest car insurance rates in the country) who drives a brand new BMW and his insurance is less than that, despite having one at-fault accident.

The only thing that gives me pause is that Phil has not bitched about accidents on stream, but I think just as likely is that he just receives a ton of tickets and his many crashes when he was younger drive up the premium even more. The only other explanation is it's one of those things he's too embarrassed about to say on stream, which I wouldn't be surprised. Everyone thinks they're the best driver in the world and I think it'd hurt Phil's pride to admit he keeps getting into accidents.

All autistic speculation though. He could also just be doing a classic "it's more expensive so it's kwality" Philism and getting ripped off.

 

[snort inquisition]

"my hand is numb but i'm not going to the doctor idiot" i hope this is something very serious that hits him hard as fuck very very quickly, stupid fucking retard

 

[Mr. Brown]

I wonder if Mr Mature Adult is paying $212 a month because he's never in his life shopped around for insurance.

If you don't switch insurance companies they will just increase your premium every year. After 10 years of this it would add up.

The UK just made a law to prevent companies doing this. Phil is so retarded he probably doesn't even know this is a thing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil almost died merging on to the highway probably doing 20MPH like an old woman.

Almost like a......................one might say.........................skyrim granny.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I just noticed Phil likes reading every message in Elden Ring. I'm not sure if messages work how I think they work, but couldn't people playing on Playstation leave messages to troll him, and like similar messages? Say for example go to areas waiting for him and leave messages like;
Still no ****... + fat coinpurse
Seek **** + horse + , + Likely **** + lover
If it works it could be funny, plus every time you like a message from a detractor you give your fellow detractor a health boost ingame.
The options are endless. His playthrough is so boring, it's jaw dropping. He will just spam jump attack, magic and face tank. He is too high level for any real challenge.

 

[FaXmachine]

Btw sorry if I've missed this but you know how Phil rounds down tips, why does he not do with Emil H? He's gone out of his way to 32.04 and various other amounts. Do you think this is a request from the whale that the whole tip shouldn't be ignored?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Btw sorry if I've missed this but you know how Phil rounds down tips, why does he not do with Emil H? He's gone out of his way to 32.04 and various other amounts. Do you think this is a request from the whale that the whole tip shouldn't be ignored?

Emil H is likely donating using a foreign currency which is being converted to USD in non-whole dollar amounts. DSP will type out the exact amount he receives in the top tip section of the leaderboard, but always rounds down to the nearest dollar amount when calculating the tips total.

 

[Coomfucius]

"my hand is numb but i'm not going to the doctor idiot" i hope this is something very serious that hits him hard as fuck very very quickly, stupid fucking retard

This is pure autistic speculation but could this be the beginning of the diabetes arc? Phil's diet has been shown to be extremely high in fats, salts, and sugars. Also Phil shows some of the symptoms:

• Are very thirsty.
• Are very hungry.
• Have blurry vision.
• Have numb or tingling hands or feet.
• Feel very tired.
• Have very dry skin.

These all are things Phil complains about on his daily begcast.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

If you don't switch insurance companies they will just increase your premium every year. After 10 years of this it would add up.

Pretty sure this may also contribute towards what he's paying.

Powerleveling a bit here, but just last year I rescinded my car insurance because I thought I was paying too much for it. A week later I started a new one with the exact same company for the exact same product and ended up paying 60% less than what I previously was, that's how scummy these companies are.

 

[snort inquisition]

I just noticed Phil likes reading every message in Elden Ring. I'm not sure if messages work how I think they work, but couldn't people playing on Playstation leave messages to troll him, and like similar messages? Say for example go to areas waiting for him and leave messages like;
Still no ****... + fat coinpurse
Seek **** + horse + , + Likely **** + lover
If it works it could be funny, plus every time you like a message from a detractor you give your fellow detractor a health boost ingame.
The options are endless. His playthrough is so boring, it's jaw dropping. He will just spam jump attack, magic and face tank. He is too high level for any real challenge.

the messages aren't global, i'm not sure what the logistics are behind what messages you do and don't see, but there's no guarantee any messages left would be seen by him

it's worth a try, but not a reliable guaranteed way to troll him

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Here comes the medical arch. Okay, this maybe TMI, but I'm training to be a Registered Nurse and I can give some hindsight into Phil's soon to be failing health.

All jokes aside, if Phil is having numbness in his left side - okay, Physiology lesson here, if you start to feel numbness on your left side, that is connected to the left ventricle of your heart. The left ventricle flows 02 hemoglobin (oxygen-rich blood) through the aortic valve, which regulates that oxygen rich blood through one's entire body, including major organs. If one starts to feel numbness on the left side, there is a HIGH correlation for MAJOR issues to arise, especially in Phil's case. Phil did mention that he was feeling "numbness" in his legs, especially his left, if my recollection serves me correctly. One of those issues includes fluid backup in the abdomen, legs, and feet. Also, a HIGH chance of building fluid in your lungs! Basically, Phil can dry drown internally without realizing it. Also, because Phil has poor cardiovascular support, he does have "shortness of breath." after wadding a few steps. Remember how he was out of breath for doing those push-ups? Yeah! There might be a correlation with his left ventricle. Again, I'm not a doctor or a Nurse Practitioner and I cannot give a clinical diagnosis. That was a simple assessment of what I've noticed about the pigroach recently.

Phil has claimed that he "slept on his heart wrong.", again NOT anatomically POSSIBLE to explain the numbness, but this is a serious issue. I know Phil won't see a doctor to get blood work done, as he claimed he "doesn't have the money.", along with his poor diet and very little exercise. Phil has claimed that he does have "very expensive medical insurance." due to him being self-employed.

Another thing I want to mention is that the left ventricle MAY play a part in Phil's cognitive function. You see, the left ventricle also can hinder one's cognitive functions if one has a set of oncoming heart disease. In simple terms, Phil MAY - again, I cannot say what it is, as I'm NOT a GP or a NP, he MAY be developing heart disease - again, this is a hypothesis as to why Phil is having trouble grasping simple concepts in video games and his immediate thought is "blaming the game.", on top of his low cognitive ability. Again, this is STRICTLY a hypothesis.

Phil, being a "mature adult." is making time to take care of yourself. You need to make time to at LEAST talk to your GP, get blood work done, and actually see what's wrong with you. Or, don't! Continue to eat like shit, drink like you're a frat brat on your 20's, and watch your health fail like your business.

Source, left ventricle: https://www.healthline.com/human-body-maps/left-ventricle#1
Left ventricle, cognitive function: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29581224/
Left ventricle, heart disease: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8387198/

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Let me see if I have all of this correct. Phil woke up with hand numbness and he assumes it's because of his back. It happened before but it went away so it's not a big deal. Unless it is a big deal. But he's not going to go to a doctor, because he tried to go to a doctor for his ear infections and it took months (which was not his fault, that's just how the American healthcare system works). Maybe it's faster to see a doctor in countries where the healthcare is socialized, which makes absolutely perfect sense, I mean just think about it, if everyone gets healthcare, there will be more people seeking healthcare, which of course means shorter wait times. That's just basic common sense! Since Phil doesn't have time to set up an appointment with a doctor using an app on his phone, he's not going to bother. Unless it turns out that this is a big problem, in which case he will see a doctor. But he's not going to start this months long process now. Phil is a very smart man who does not live in a safe space bubble and knows a lot more about how the world works than his stupid detractors.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil, being a "mature adult." is making time to take care of yourself. You need to make time to at LEAST talk to your GP, get blood work done, and actually see what's wrong with you. Or, don't! Continue to eat like shit, drink like you're a frat brat on your 20's, and watch your health fail like your business.

The problem is that Phil doesn't have a GP. He goes to urgent care whenever an issue arises and then throws a temper tantrum when they treat the symptoms and tell him to go make an appointment with a physician. This dude probably hasn't had a physical in at least 10 years. The medical arc is an inevitability at this point.