DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kosher Dill]

I don't play mobile games but I imagine it has some sort of daily energy limit so you can't just lose several hours to it daily right?

They'll let you play as much as you pay for.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He could be just browsing Twitter all day

I'm willing to bet that takes up an alarming amount of his time.

another thing I imagine he does is that he still watches wrasslin' but is too ashamed to admit it.

Ding-ding-ding, we have a winner.

Wrassel wrassel is one of the very few thing he can actually talk about with the wheelchairs and it's one of the thing that Phil has always been interested in, so I highly doubt that he "only follow the highlights on social media" so he can follow the "story lines".

If you no longer watch Wrassel wrassel and are "not invested in it", why the fuck would you care about the gay ass story lines in it?

He talks like a fag.

Well..............................

 

[PieceofShet]

I never really thought about it but all this medical talk... I hope when he bites it, he does that while streaming. Maybe his heart stops from too much excitiment after some ACKACKACK, he snorts soo hard, it gets stuck in his throat and suffocates. His gout in his feet explodes from too much junk food and he loses limb. People will call 911 but ambulance cant get there in time cause they cant get through the gate.

OR he can live another 50 so we can laugh at him streaming as an old fuck, I dunno...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And to add to this he doesn't use the internet either because he is a boomer, he is not out there watching other streamers, youtube videos or using any sort of internet forum, what the fuck does he exactly do all day? When I used to have a twitter account I couldn't spend hours on it a day, maybe he re-watches old movies and TV shows.

Yeah, but if he rewatched stuff he liked he could at least talk about it, I mean granted we'd still laugh about him being an out of touch boomer but talking about a classic movie or TV show is miles better than having absolutely no topic of conversation beyond what he ate and presenting some mundane everyday task as one of Heracles' Twelve Labors. Or maybe he has a very limited pool of about a dozen movies he rewatches?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so this fucker bitched constantly throughout this playthrough about how the game doesn't give him everything and expects him to grind for things like crafting mats and inventory upgrades is now dedicating a whole stream to doing side content for things the game doesn't just give him by doing side quest lines or as he thinks "grinding"!?

 

[Iron Father]

admittedly only hearing of them doing errands together and him watching her play single-player video games doesn't paint their relationship as a "healthy" one. With Leanna, he at least played her in plants vs zombies and not even on a stream, everytime we hear of Khat she's playing a game by herself.

DSP hates video games anyway and refuses to game off-stream. But I don't think chilling on the couch and watching your s/o play vidya is necessarily unhealthy either.

If DSP really wanted to, he could change his autistic schedule to spend more time with her. But he doesn't. Not saying their marriage is healthy anyway, just that she very clearly has interests, and that not wanting to go grocery shopping on her day off isn't evidence she doesn't want anything to do with Phil.

I think some people are too desperate to paint Kat as unhappy and on the brink of leaving, when in reality she just seems like a boring weeb homebody content with her situation.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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[PetiteDragon43]

Nigger this is a stretch. Not wanting to "run errands" on her day off =/= doesn't want to do anything with him.

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We know what some of her interests are. Video games, anime/manga, watching playthroughs on Youtube. A lot of your Kat takes are tinfoil as fuck for no apparent reason other than you just really love to type a lot of stuff.

I thought Kat was gone for a while until the beruptcy. Her name is on the papers. But every once in awhile i have to remind myself. Not just because she rarely if ever makes appearances but also the way Phil talks about her is the way you talk about someone you used to know.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Alluddapeepol talking about Phil not listening to music made me think about how he seemingly does nothing all day. He only ever talks about D'VOURing food but you can't just eat food for multiple hours, same with WWE Champions. I don't play mobile games but I imagine it has some sort of daily energy limit so you can't just lose several hours to it daily right? Maybe 2 hours of active play max? He apparently doesn't listen to music, doesn't watch movies or TV shows, doesn't play video games on his time off (except WWE Champs), doesn't read any books be they non-fiction or fiction, nor does he read comic books or manga, doesn't watch sportsball. You can tell because whenever he makes a reference to to a movie, TV show, book, comic book etc. it's always dated as fuck and either from the late 80s or 90s. It's like he was put in cryostasis.

He also apparently has no hobbies of any kind. Doesn't care about cooking, only D'VOURing, doesn't care about any kind of physical exercise be it jogging, weightlifting, doing martial arts etc., doesn't care about any creative pursuits like writing, learning to play an instrument, painting, photography etc. I could just go on and on, you see my point. Just where does all that free time go? I just can't accept the fact that he does absolutely nothing and merely exists. He could be just browsing Twitter all day because that's where he gets all his shit takes and all his news from, another thing I imagine he does is that he still watches wrasslin' but is too ashamed to admit it.

Not sure where you got this idea... Phil has repeatedly explained that he is absolutely frantic between his streams. Sweating while he babysits uploads, absolutely scrambling, animal-style, up and down the stairs, getting his adrenaline pumping by boiling pasta or throwing things in the oven, just failing to clean up after dinner (those paper plates can't be left long or the leftover food leeches through), maybe petting his son for a second before he throws himself back in front of the camera just in time to start his night stream 10 minutes late. After he cuts stream, he then spends an hour with Kat before he immediately goes to bed at 2am and wakes up at the crack of 9 10 10:30am, which is quite early.

All time is accounted for, really. Very, very busy. No free time for anything, including hobbies or friends.

Nigger this is a stretch. Not wanting to "run errands" on her day off =/= doesn't want to do anything with him.

Sorry, I know this is from a couple of pages back, but I did want to point out that we still have no evidence that Kat works any more than 30 hours a week, and she definitely has two days off, if not three, as well as not working 8 hour days. He also blatantly lies about her schedule situation, as she has now worked multiple retail positions that don't release a schedule a week in advance (which is not legal in some places, but is also extremely ill advised in an business with part time workers). Phil, after saying they don't get to spend enough time together and that he values doing mundane things like running errands with his soul maid, is left to run errands by himself on his one day off each week.

You're totally right in the context of a 'normal' arrangement, but with what information Phil has given us about his life, this arrangement seems somewhat callous or lazy on her part, and it seems completely counter to what Phil has said he wants or enjoys.

 

[Iron Father]

the way Phil talks about her is the way you talk about someone you used to know.

"...my mom uh I mean wife"

Fair, considering he used to know his parents until he abandoned them for the other side of the country for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

until he abandoned them for the other side of the country for no reason whatsoever.

Nah d00d he had very good reason to flee across the country. They wanted him to grown the fuck up and start acting like an adult.

Fuck that noise, to Washington we go with the child bride.

 

[Iron Father]

Sorry, I know this is from a couple of pages back, but I did want to point out that we still have no evidence that Kat works any more than 30 hours a week, and she definitely has two days off, if not three, as well as not working 8 hour days. Phil, after saying they don't get to spend enough time together and that he values doing mundane things like running errands with his soul maid, is left to run errands by himself on his one day off each week.

You're totally right in the context of a 'normal' arrangement, but with what information Phil has given us about his life, this arrangement seems somewhat callous or lazy on her part, and it seems completely counter to what Phil has said he wants or enjoys.

I do agree that it probably upsets him that his wife no longer participates in his grocery trips, but again, if DSP truly cared he could rearrange his days to get more time with her. But the autism schedule is ironclad.

Also from the sounds of it, he also enjoys lounging around ordering DoorDash and watching his wife game. So is it really that big a deal?

For the first time we're seeing someone in Phil's life establish their own interests and schedule independent from his and I get that it looks bad, but I think it's less bad than many are making out. She won't watch wrestling, waddle around the mall with him or live in a home completely devoid of music. She ain't leaving nor does she hate him, she's just an actual adult unlike Leanna who was more like Phil's teen daughter than his girlfriend.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I am everything came back negetive.

Ah..........so that's where all the negativity comes from that Phail complains about.

 

[Local Degenerate]

I know the answer to this already, but it just occurred to me: Doesn't this fat faggot have VR of some measure?

My living situation puts me in a position where any kind of cardio comes from either walking through a cross section of insane homeless and joggers at 4 in the morning, or paying out the nose for a 24 gym. OR, through the magic of technology, using games that require high movement to get my heart rate elevated, sweat going, and my breathing up. No exactly a wellness bonanza, but better than nothing.

Phail could literally do that shit on camera and make a fucking *killing*. Not just from views, both sincere and ironic, at watching the fat monkey dance, but he could even frame it as some kind of autistic Rocky montage shit. Fuck, if it were me, use the tip goal for shit that would *really* beat your ass/make you move like a moron.

Get in better health, and get paid to do it. Fuck, I'd *kill* for that opportunity again.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I am everything came back negetive. I walk a lot every day. Unlike phil i realize it's important to go to doctor.

Do 25 push-ups every day on top that to spite the pigroach.

 

[bobatnight]

-Snip-

Fight night is pretty good cardio but if you're looking to lose weight its 99% what you eat. Apply the same mentality to your meals and say to yourself, 'Am I eating like the pigroach?'
He could be a motivator for a lot of life, just stop and think 'What would Phil do?'. Could even do a throwback and print some WWPD bracelets up like its 2005.

 

[TerranTony98]

If the numbness isn't concerning, Phil's political ramblings sound a lot like Wernicke's Aphasia.

I hope Phil doesn't die yet. He certainly deserves his comeuppance but I'd be lying if I said the hijinks surrounding him for the past decade hadn't been stupendously entertaining to see unfold.

Also a stroke would be a pretty lame end to someone who's somehow managed to evade everything but videogame attacks.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

Looks like organic/behind the scenes members are back on the menu.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

why does he wait until the last second to do his taxes? why would his tax guy not scream at him to set money aside lmao.

The same reason Phil does everything half-assed: laziness.

Nah d00d he had very good reason to flee across the country. They wanted him to grown the fuck up and start acting like an adult.

Fuck that noise, to Washington we go with the child bride.

Which probably also explains why he would put them in a home when they're older.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He talks like a fag.

there's a reason for that...