Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

How long will it take Ralph to go back to Vegas?

  • Less than 1 month.

  • 1 ~ 3 months.

  • 3 ~ 6 months.

  • 6 ~ 12 months.

  • Ralph's never going back to Vegas to fuck black hookers, he's a new man.


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I've always thought that Spookyweebtrash looked somewhat like a female Ralph.
This might actually be what Roxanny will look like in her early 20s.

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I'm curious if the spawn has skinnier fingers than Ralph, I can't find the picture with his sausage fingers but I remember them being quite huge.

:thinking:

If anyone can reply with the image of his fingers that would be much appreciated (:
Here you go:
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Imagine posting on twitter like a teenage girl, complete with lols (isn't this faggot supposed to be a writer? Why can't he phrase things even slightly eloquently?), 10 minutes after the birth of your fucking child. Jesus Christ you dopamine addict, just enjoy the moment with your partner.
I can’t get over him posting on Twitter several times within the first 15 minutes after the birth. Pantsu and her family are looking at baby, Ralph looking at his phone.
 
How long after it fell out did he post it to Twitter? Jesus fucking Christ, his first public act as a father lol.
I’m surprised he didn’t post a selfie of his deformed face next to the gaping maw of Pantsu Party’s Vagine with the head hanging out just to prove:
1. He was present at one of his bastard baby’s births
2. He’s been allowed near a Vagine after Faith without paying
 
RoZanna? RoZanna?

Jesus, he had to do the "black thing" to the baby didn't he.
Google Images shows me that there's some attractive looking white girls with that name although it does feel more ethnic aka ghetto spelling.

When I first saw the name my mind darted to Roz from Monster's Inc. So if Ralph's little bundle of joy ends up emulating her father's dietary habits & has a similar awful voice it fits quite well.
 
Here's why it's actually a good thing that the baby is ugly:

1) The chance of her spreading the Gunt genes is much smaller, and the white race is saved from more alcoholic Horse-Gunt destruction...

2) ... and the African American gentlemen will be happy to take her. Thankfully they all come installed with the 'abandon yo baby momma' program, which ensures that the Ralph family tradition of abandoning one's child will be maintained. This will also please pappa Ralph who always wanted to be black himself.
 
I can’t get over him posting on Twitter several times within the first 15 minutes after the birth. Pantsu and her family are looking at baby, Ralph looking at his phone.

And we already know Ralph has no friends, so its not like he is informing anyone of the good news. Once in a lifetime event and you rather spend it owning the alogs on twitter instead of enjoying the birth of your child.

Ralph could have actually owned us by shutting the fuck up, getting off the internet, and being a father to his child for a few days like a real man. I give it 14 hours before he is using the reroll to own Faith on twitter.
 
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