Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Uncle Buck]

I'm surprised no country has escalated things up to arresting diplomats and putting them on trial for treason.

Just wait. We’re not even near the end of the beginning of the mass stupid.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Hey Vince McMahon after you've slowly negrated your way through the thread and reached this post, have you sat down and thought how you'll be treated in your hoped-for victorious Ukraine as a male of fighting age who ran away?

His retardedness of assessing Russia's threat to Ukraine is countered by his non-retardedness in getting the fuck out of a warzone and preserving his life.

This is going to be incredibly raw for him but the fact his decision has protected his life is something that's going to take a while to process. Ideally there's not a single thing he could have done to change what's going on in Ukraine but this way he stays alive.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

45 Russian diplomats will be kicked out of Poland. Officially espionage.

Russian ambassador Sergei Andreyev was urgently summoned to talk to Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Ehh. Poland has been wanting to do this for a while. You know how they are. And God bless em for it.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

His retardedness of assessing Russia's threat to Ukraine is countered by his non-retardedness in getting the fuck out of a warzone and preserving his life.

This is going to be incredibly raw for him but the fact his decision has protected his life is something that's going to take a while to process. Ideally there's not a single thing he could have done to change what's going on in Ukraine but this way he stays alive.

Not only alive but a public hero. Assuming he doesn’t fuck up dramatically the guy will hands down win re-election.

 

[Borscht]

Not only alive but a public hero. Assuming he doesn’t fuck up dramatically the guy will hands down win re-election.

@Vince McMahon is Zelensky? That... Actually would explain quite a lot.

 

[Wy4M]

@Vince McMahon is Zelensky? That... Actually would explain quite a lot.

I'm convinced he's the ghost of Kiev Kyiv

Spoiler

 

[Reddit Gold]

His retardedness of assessing Russia's threat to Ukraine is countered by his non-retardedness in getting the fuck out of a warzone and preserving his life.

This is going to be incredibly raw for him but the fact his decision has protected his life is something that's going to take a while to process. Ideally there's not a single thing he could have done to change what's going on in Ukraine but this way he stays alive.

Legend has it that when @Vince McMahon was filling his Asylum Application the entire paper was filled with .

 

[Mayor Adam West]

On a scale of 1-10 how good do you think this is going for Russia? I’d say 2.5.

 

[mindlessobserver]

There should be a lot more wounded if 10,000 are already dead; 10,000 dead would likely mean roughly 30,000 - 50,000 wounded, no?

Report is probably incorrect anyway lol

Sure if the US was fighting. We got highly effective medical evacuation capability. Russia has no such thing. I expect alot of their people are dying of basic bleed out because the front line medics are idiot conscripts and it takes several days to get the wounded to an actual doctor.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Not going to happen. The Orthodox church was deeply humiliated by the Latin one. Both have been enemies for 800 or 900 years. Furthermore, Orthodox schisms will assure that not all churches will accept Catholics as non-schismatics.

Relations between the two aren't nearly as cold as they used to be. The mutual excommunications that officially started the whole schism where lifted in 1965 by Pope St. Paul VI and Patriarch Athenagoras I. The Orthodox have valid sacraments which can be received by Catholics, and valid Apostolic Succession. Remember, we're not working with ordinary human time scales here. These things take centuries to develop. Sure, we likely won't see reconciliation in our lifetimes, but who knows (other than Our Lord Himself) what might happen centuries into the future. Of course there are still many, many stumbling blocks that must be overcome.

If we manage to last that long.

 

[Wy4M]

On a scale of 1-10 how good do you think this is going for Russia? I’d say 2.5.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

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Still haven’t taken Kyiv yet. Which is not good for Putin.

 

[Elbereth]

On a scale of 1-10 how good do you think this is going for Russia? I’d say 2.5.

0. What did they gain over what they had pre-war? Dead bodies, lost equipment and burned earth.

One of the overlooked aspect of Russian faliures is the amount of equipment captured. Soon USA will have every type of Russian equipment in their hands. They will take it apart and get full capabilities with weakness and strength.

 

[Wy4M]

Still haven’t taken Kyiv yet. Which is not good for Putin.

Why would they have to take it if they can just wait and sit it out?

 

[kuuu]

Why would they have to take it if they can just wait and sit it out?

Because USA said so. Same with failing to capture Ukraine in 2 days.

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https://nitter.net/OscarNMFranklin/status/1506554660408209409

Russian tank ran over a Russian colonel's legs because due to his actions platoon suffered heavy losses. Righto.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Occam's razor says that if the US acted like Russia, there would be reliable direct documentation of it, photos and videos and stories, as there is extensive documentation of Kunduz.
Outside of a few highly publicized events that occurred mainly during resistance phases in the wars, all you gullible bitches brin out are ad hoc numbers.

One of the few things the US military apparatus learned from Vietnam is that the media can force the US to end a war that it was winning, and force them to cease using winning methods.
So they learned to work the media for themselves. Put on a good show, make sure that people who ask the right questions like "should we really be spending our taxes on this?" and "can we really control who takes over after the invasion?" are lumped in with the lefty pinko faggots singing kumbaya. The strategy started with Grenada, was best exemplified in Desert Storm, and failed in Iraq 2003. Abu Ghraib was the inflection point. Various leaks and exposes pertaining to torture, poor treatment of veterans, corruption, and incompetence made the war unpopular outside of red states. Even in red states, enthusiasm waned. This helped to get me elected.

If Bush had control of the press the way Putin does, he would've been able to simply plant WMDs in Iraq. The closest thing he had to Pravda was Fox News, and although they did a masterful job of getting Americans on board, only fifty percent of Americans watch Fox, and the other fifty percent are told by CNN and MSNBC to hate Fox (this is generalizing). CNN/MSNBC helped in the Shock and Awe phase but did a 180 after Abu Ghraib.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Because USA said so. Same with failing to capture Ukraine in 2 days.

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https://nitter.net/OscarNMFranklin/status/1506554660408209409

Russian tank ran over a Russian colonel's legs because due to his actions platoon suffered heavy losses. Righto.

Because I think the last thing Putin wants is a long drawn out war. The sooner this ends the sooner things can go back to normal.

 

[just a banana]

During the protests in Belarus in 2021, Lukashenko took a machine gun and began to strangle the protesters hard.
In fact, he IS the orange man, if Trump hadn't been a cuck at the capitol riots.
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All is not lost,

During the protests in Belarus in 2021, Lukashenko took a machine gun and began to strangle the protesters hard.
In fact, he IS the orange man, if Trump hadn't been a cuck at the capitol riots.
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Well, there's always tomorrow, or should I say, 2024....

 

[Getting tard comed]

Because I think the last thing Putin wants is a long drawn out war. The sooner this ends the sooner things can go back to normal.

And that's why you, and most people ITT criticizing Putin are wrong. You obviously don't know what Putin thinks if you think he wants things "back to normal". Him and Xi have made it pretty clear they want nothing to do with the "normal" that exists now. Whether that is good or bad for them we'll find out but they both are willing to take the risk that whatever comes next is a better outcome for them and their people then being another cog in globohomo.

2 days left!
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[kuuu]

Because I think the last thing Putin wants is a long drawn out war. The sooner this ends the sooner things can go back to normal.

The only party that wants a prolonged war is a third party.