Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

How long will it take Ralph to go back to Vegas?

  • Less than 1 month.

  • 1 ~ 3 months.

  • 3 ~ 6 months.

  • 6 ~ 12 months.

  • Ralph's never going back to Vegas to fuck black hookers, he's a new man.

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what kind of insane retard do you have to be to even think this is the thing you say about your wife ho(rs)e when she's fucking given birth?
 
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Calefactorite said:
Has Ralph ever been around a baby for a significant amount of time?
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This is what I was thinking. Surely meigh is worried of him getting drunk and passing out on it when she's asleep exhausted from doing all the work.

"NO MEIGH, NANNA SAID A FINGER OF WHISKEY FOR TEETHING PAIN NOT A DROP ON YOUR FINGER BITCH ALOG, YOU TRYNA CALL ME A BAD FATHER. YOU CALLING MY NANNA DUMB YOU CUNT BITCH."
 
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Philier said:
I've never seen the name Roxana spelled as "Rozanna". Is he doing the nigger thing of misspelling a perfectly normal name to stand out or whatever?
In any case, Roxana is a classic whore name, so I can already tell what direction she'll have in life.
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Her name in proper English is actually “Roseanne” as in “that fat bitch Roseanne from TV”, not Roxanne.
 
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Motherf*cker said:
Why do all of Ralph's illegitimate kids look more like him. Xander looks like Ralph and now Rozanna looks like him. The trailer park family reunion with all of his baby mamas will have little Ralph midgets running around

"It's not trruuuu I dindn't steal Ralphana's toy"
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God's way of punishing the women who breed with him.
 
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I figured it would only be a few weeks before Ralph started getting skittish and trying to get away from the house as much as possible, but considering the fact he's already proceeded to the "Using the baby as a twitter prop" phase I'm thinking that projection might have to be moved up a little.

Within 2-3 months he's going to have absolutely nothing to do with the kid anymore, within 6-9 months May and Ralph will be separated and her and the baby will be back with her parents, and within the next couple years May will have largely pawned the child off on her parents and be on the hunt to attach herself to a new man/community.

After all, they're trad, and like all traditional families it's the woman's job to take care of the kid and the house while the man fills the sturdy, masculine role of being a slovenly drunken fucking disgrace who spends their family's money screwing black hookers and gambling. Just like in the good old days.
 
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RandomShirtlessMan said:
May Jesus Christ operate the miracle of miracles and give this poor child a normal, or at least normal-er life, or give her the knowledge to not repeat her parents' mistakes.
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And may great Yuugsothoth and Cthulhu welcome their newest kin into the fold with open arms
 
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Did Ralph say anything about Pantsu or how she’s doing? Did she to get her no intervention birth?

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Well. She's unfortunate looking isn't she. Poor bugger. :heart-empty:
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You usually can’t tell a baby has a really unfortunate nose on day one, but Roz sure as fuck does. All the rest looks pretty standard but I’ve never seen such a snout on a newborn, at least not a white one.

Let’s hope she gets big eyes and lips to balance it all out. Pantsu is so unfortunate looking due to lack of symmetry so Roz still has a chance.
Uberpenguin said:
I figured it would only be a few weeks before Ralph started getting skittish and trying to get away from the house as much as possible, but considering the fact he's already proceeded to the "Using the baby as a twitter prop" phase I'm thinking that projection might have to be moved up a little.

Within 2-3 months he's going to have absolutely nothing to do with the kid anymore, within 6-9 months May and Ralph will be separated and her and the baby will be back with her parents, and within the next couple years May will have largely pawned the child off on her parents and be on the hunt to attach herself to a new man/community.

After all, they're trad, and like all traditional families it's the woman's job to take care of the kid and the house while the man fills the sturdy, masculine role of being a slovenly drunken fucking disgrace who spends their family's money screwing black hookers and gambling. Just like in the good old days.
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My bet is the break-up happens before Roz is six month old.

Roz, the name sounds like a old lesbian Jewish aunt. Why the fuck would they use a Z in stead of an S or X? Let’s hope Ralph’s fat fingers just made a typo.
 
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