2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Had an idea for a doomer kiwi patch.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Unlike previous runs, I'm going to try a high amount of variety.

Gotta catch 'em all!

Imma make a KF jacket.

Remember those fags in high-school that all wore jackets that look like this?
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Yeah, that's the demographic these are for.

Pretty much what I'm thinking.
I want people to know hoe much of a sped I am from a great distance.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I love all the art that comes out of the forum so I'll probably pick up a few just to have them. Honestly I think an art run would be really cool too. I'd buy prints of some of the great stuff I've see on the comic page background.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Remember those fags in high-school that all wore jackets that look like this?
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Yeah, that's the demographic these are for.

Yup that's the demo: cool guys

 

[Complete Reprobate]

At least one patch need to be OD Green or Desert Tan. I wanna get T A C T I C A L

 

[I'm Retarded?]

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Here's an attempt.

this one. I don't wear patches but I would absolutely buy the shit out of this nonsense

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Remember those fags in high-school that all wore jackets that look like this?
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Yeah, that's the demographic these are for.

My DIY Kiwi Farms Punk Denim jacket will be the envy of autistics everywhere

 

[Psychotron]

At least one patch need to be OD Green or Desert Tan. I wanna get T A C T I C A L

If any of these turn up captured in the warzone I'm going to be pissed, you should all know better

 

[Haramburger]

If any of these turn up captured in the warzone I'm going to be pissed, you should all know better

AMAZING optics for the site though

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dammit charge a bit more than bare production costs this time around hehe

Or have a "I spent too much" patch.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

AMAZING optics for the site though

Unless they turned up on the Russian side. That would lead to an unholy shit storm from twitter and reddit fags.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

If any of these turn up captured in the warzone I'm going to be pissed, you should all know better

Someone picks through a battle between Azov and the Chechens and finds multiple patches on both sides.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Remember those fags in high-school that all wore jackets that look like this?
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Yeah, that's the demographic these are for.

I figured they were more like moral patches for Kiwi identification during TEOTWAWKI. My kevlar has a "Please be patient I have autism," patch front and center.

EDIT: crossposting from happenings

 

[sperginity]

so to make patches you need embroidery machines, raw materials (thread/fabric), an image compatible with the software of the machine, and time for the machine to make the patches.

there are many people on etsy who have all of these things. Many of them take requests that are for specific projects rather than monthly sources of income. They already know how to do shipping fulfillment and get their ratings ruined if they fuck it up, so it won't be a coin fulfillment situation.

there are also smaller stores that customize things for local businesses, they are used to big orders and have embroidery. they may not be used to patches though and might reject you unless its on a shirt or hat. but times are tough and an enterprising small businessman may make things happen for the right customer.

Another option is buying a used machine or sourcing farmers that may have one that they don't want anymore. the sounds of an embroidery machine can be annoying.

that's all I can think of for non-conventional ways to get patches done. I'll buy a bunch of these when they become available.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

time to start the first official Kiwi Farms sponsored right wing death squad

Maybe Putin could buy a bulk order and start a new battalion in Donbas. The Kiwi Battalion can take up arms where the Motorola and Batman Battalians once stood.

 

[donor aeger]

I must collect them all and disappoint my dearest friends and family with my poor financial and life decisions.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Remember those fags in high-school that all wore jackets that look like this?

I normally see a troon in the morning wearing a denim jacket full of gaming related and LGBTXYZ related badges.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Remember those fags in high-school that all wore jackets that look like this?
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Yeah, that's the demographic these are for.

This is correct, said fag is putting that right on his jacket when it comes in. Right next to my Bender Boyz Records patch.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I really like the current patch designs and think some look really badass, but being honest, as a woman uterus haver, I wouldn't personally buy any of these because they aren't cute/feminine.

Just pointing out, given the fact the female demographic on KF is big and continues to grow, you could probably get more sales if you included a couple of cute/girly patches.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I wouldn’t mind a variation on a theme, the Kiwi with the laser corn from the coin. Or just one big puzzle piece. Fellow farmers would be instantly identifiable. Start investing in your Levi jean jackets, boys and girls!