2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

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Kiwi in front of internet logo vs just globe or the fruit kiwi?

WWW cut in half to reveal a Kiwifruit inside?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

With regards to buying Kiwi-affiliated merch to wear in the wild, I honestly couldn't think of a patch that would make me laugh more than this:

Something like this maybe? Six colors and can easily be resized down.



Had an idea for a Ralph-related one. Mockup below. Really wanted to have the Portuguese flag colors as the background, but I'm thinking that might make the design too busy, so I'll probably settle for a plain red or plain green background instead.



EDIT: Thought of a much better way to structure the Secure The Bag patch. Way happier with it now. Posted below.

 

[Love Machine]

Ralph is over played. Personally I'd like a design that doesn't feature a lolcow.

 

[Generic Retard]

Something like this maybe? Six colors and can easily be resized down.

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Had an idea for a Ralph-related one. Mockup below. Really wanted to have the Portuguese flag colors as the background, but I'm thinking that might make the design too busy, so I'll probably settle for a plain red or plain green background instead.

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What is the TMI badge even supposed to be? I always wondered...

 

[Lame Entropy]

I want an anti-bullying patch with a friendly little kiwi on it.

 

[momomoguri]

What is the TMI badge even supposed to be? I always wondered...

It's a scouter used to measure powerlevels in Dragonball Z.

 

[Generic Retard]

It's a scouter used to measure powerlevels in Dragonball Z.

Crazy, now I see it.

 

[Balisong Ballsack]

Here's an attempt.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Kind of wish we could do a patch for each of the popular subforums that ARE NOT A&N.

I didn't think you could troll KF until I began posting there.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

My 2 cents: Not a fan of any of the suggestions besides:

Throwing my tism in the ring with a simplified NROL-style patch mockup in black, stealth grey, and Terry Davis luminescent green.

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I don't see myself buying any of the other popular suggestions.

 

[Distant Ranger]

I made this design in 2020 when I first joined the forum. I was just a lurker back then, but I think that this is stealthy enough to be just an inside reference

 

[PeggieBigCock]

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Here's an attempt.

I would unironically buy this

 

[Haint]

I would unironically buy this

Its appropriate on so many levels

 

[ShapelyMutton]

Flag of Gonzales has any number of variations that could work and It's simple to make and recognize. Consider replacing the star on top with Islamic rating or any other stickers

 

[murgatroid]

Ralph is over played. Personally I'd like a design that doesn't feature a lolcow.

I agree. I think the patch should be reflective of Kiwi Farms and it's unique culture and not specific lolcows.

Of course Chris is hugely significant historically and for the site so I understand including him for at least 1 of the patches if there is multiple but not everything has to be about specific lolcows.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I agree. I think the patch should be reflective of Kiwi Farms and it's unique culture and not specific lolcows.

This is why I feel we shouldn't lean heavily on "sneed;" it's not very Farms-specific.

I love that Doxhound design, but would also enjoy a patch that tells people to archive their shit.

 

[Love Machine]

I agree. I think the patch should be reflective of Kiwi Farms and it's unique culture and not specific lolcows.

Of course Chris is hugely significant historically and for the site so I understand including him for at least 1 of the patches if there is multiple but not everything has to be about specific lolcows.

Chris can't be on the patch because of the optics bro.

 

[frap]

This is why I feel we shouldn't lean heavily on "sneed;" it's not very Farms-specific.

I love that Doxhound design, but would also enjoy a patch that tells people to archive their shit.

So like this but rearranged? Would do it myself but not currently with my tablet (also this isn’t mine! Saw it a few months ago and thought it was cute so screenshot it)


(Let me know if this came out huge—inserted thumbnail but posting from mobile so I can’t check)

 

[murgatroid]

This is why I feel we shouldn't lean heavily on "sneed;" it's not very Farms-specific.

I love that Doxhound design, but would also enjoy a patch that tells people to archive their shit.

YES!

Sneed also runs the risk of being completely dated one day for that reason. Like You're The Man Now Dog or I haz cheezburger, pwnage etc etc.

In my view once something has become mainstream and has proliferated like sneed has it's jumped the shark.

 

[Haint]

I agree. I think the patch should be reflective of Kiwi Farms and it's unique culture and not specific lolcows.

Of course Chris is hugely significant historically and for the site so I understand including him for at least 1 of the patches if there is multiple but not everything has to be about specific lolcows.

This is why I feel we shouldn't lean heavily on "sneed;" it's not very Farms-specific.

I love that Doxhound design, but would also enjoy a patch that tells people to archive their shit.

Ok. Hear me out. Instead of corn in slobberdogs mouth, a multi colored puzzle piece.

For the Special special forces out there.