2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

No No No.

I think the BP prefers the term "Beauties". There isn't any context really for "girlfriends." Besides hurrdurr girlboard. Also, @Guardsman42 is a man with gorgeous hair, (or so I've heard) so I just would like to point out there are actual non-troon xy male BP residents! But I can't remember the others offhand Lol but there are several.

The symbolism of the lashes, eh, maybe. , even the cup of coffee on the main page works great (plus, many Beauties partial to coffee!), but maybe we could consider a face-eyeball closeup and applying mascara?
Yeah I like the "Beauties" term more, it's more gender neutral. I was thinking "Saloners" or "Salon Patrons" but couldn't come up with a better name. Ideally it should have an allusion to some sort of feminine nature but be more gender neutral since the theme is female lolcow fans but not exclusively comprised of Women or actual Simps.
 
"No corn is behind our reach"

>he doesn't have a pegasus
What a disaster.

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Kiwi Farms will live forever.
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Yeah I like the "Beauties" term more, it's more gender neutral. I was thinking "Saloners" or "Salon Patrons" but couldn't come up with a better name. Ideally it should have an allusion to some sort of feminine nature but be more gender neutral since the theme is female lolcow fans but not exclusively comprised of Women or actual Simps.
Beauty Parlor and Terrorist Kiwi society?

A play on this classic:

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I think the style shouldn't be overly detailed like an illustration. It wouldn't come out the same when you embroider the patches. Here's a rough sketch of what I had. I like lot of the stuff people have come up so far.
You dirty fucking sock, who are you in the Art threads? This is good, reveal yourself!
 
I'm probably late to the party, but @ShortRound was making patches a while back before he got put on the naughty list and forbidden from doing any financial transactions online ever again when someone was wearing one of his shirts at a banker-unapproved event. He might have insights on getting badges printed and all that.
 
I just had an idea while browsing:
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You could use green thread to make edges like this:
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To match the shape/thickness with simple grey fabric to make the body/eye. That way it would be both immediately recognizable to people who know while not being too ostentatious.
 
I get we can't have Terry, and I'm kinda over the gunt, he isn't as interesting anymore. Chris has been done to death.
I'd love a reference to Buck Breaking, or Beefsteak Pete, personally. Alpacas, the Tranch in general, or any symbol of
Kevin's inflatable universe. Green and grey are my favorites, but anything you sell, I'm gonna buy. <3

P.S The coins are fucking beautiful and I thank you, Sir.
 
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