Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Glad I couldn't help]

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

— Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, or Pearls Before Swine

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

— Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, or Pearls Before Swine

You also need to live in small villages of less than a 150 people to be happy according to Vonnegut so the majority of us are fucked, including Roz.

 

[Miller]

Dawn of the final day:
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EDIT: She's a hollerin'
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Rozanna Sandra Ralph
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No picture of them with the child. I guess we will have to wait for the 3D renders.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Ralph, she’s going to be an alcoholic drug addicted slut with daddy issues. She’ll get your inability to put down the bottle and have her mother’s inability to close her legs. You’ve done the world, especially the future hill billy men out there, a great service.

 

[Nick Obre]

God, I know I'm a cringe euphoric fedora atheist, but if you're there, do us a miracle and don't let these two retards and the retards that surround them completely ruin the kid's life. She doesn't deserve it.

 

[Archeopthryx]

The kid never had a chance.

 

[InwardsStink]

Well that's definitely Ralph's daughter, at least he won't need a paternity test for this one.

I disagree. You can never truly know until you have had a paternity test. Gator slid into those DM's and you were out of town for long periods of time Ralph. You really need to get that paternity test done if you truly want to know its yours Ralph.

 

[Corpun]

Welcome child to the Guntosphere, may you crawl on your father's gunt for years to come.

 

[Melkor]

Just a little over 24 hours out of the womb and she’s being cyber bullied by a bunch of online rętards. SADGE!

 

[Chris Mclean]

POV your at the Pentagon in CWCville.

 

[Xenomorph]

Looks like Rosie O'Donnell poor kid already has ralphs fat pig nose

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Kid's name is Rozanna, which is a normal name if it was spelled with an s and not a z. Wigger naming conventions on full display folks.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

How unfortunate it is that the best case scenarioes for this kid includes the foster care system.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

"Rozanna Sandra" is such a white trash name. Right up there with shit like Mary-Beth and Sue-Lynn

 

[TheBest]

The one thing I can really hope for is that the child sees through Ralph’s bullshit later in life. Poor kid.

 

[Love Machine]

All we can do now is wish Rozanna the best...

 

[LadiosSopp]

Rozanna? Seriously? What a gross sounding name.

"Rozanna Ralph"

Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?

 

[Sam Losco]

Why do all of Ralph's illegitimate kids look more like him. Xander looks like Ralph and now Rozanna looks like him. The trailer park family reunion with all of his baby mamas will have little Ralph midgets running around

"It's not trruuuu I dindn't steal Ralphana's toy"

Because Ralph is fat and has a fat baby face.

 

[Kier]

The corn has been shucked, all there is left to do is sell it at the market

 

[NPC304348]

ralph if you're reading this, congratulations. i hope your baby stays healthy and happy. this is your chance to stop being a complete and total piece of shit and step up as a man. as much as i want to laugh at you forever, its time to show some self awareness, take some responsibility and starting thinking about life in terms of the baby you are now responsible for. i know you won't and i know that posts like this will only inspire you to do more stupid shit, but for once in your pathetic life i hope you do the right thing for the sake of your child.