Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

I'm not really optimistic regarding this kid's future but for what it's worth I genuinely hope Rozanna lives the best life she possibly can and all the inevitable wigger family drama doesn't affect her too terribly badly

I used to work with kids and it's really heartbreaking what a bad environment can do to them. I hope child protection takes her from their gin-den hovel ASAP. Nobody deserves to have Ethan fucking Ralph as a father

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Yeah, Jewel and Atilla's baby is way cuter. Ralph's kid already looks done and disgusted with life.

If your first exposure to life was Ralph wouldn't you be?

 

[KifflomKween]

I wonder if this pig ever looks at his daughters and wonders what the fuck he is doing with his life, how gross he is, and how he exposes them online for the whole world to see, and if for a tiny fraction of a second reconsiders his life choices. But I don't think he does.

 

[Fuzhou]

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Here's what I'll say, I really hope Ralph grows up and is good to this kid. No kid asks to be born into this world.

 

[GuntN7]

We knew from day one that their kids wouldn’t be lookers. Did May and Ralph even buy baby stuff for their child oooor were they waiting for people to buy it for them?

You know Ralph's going to squeeze his child for all the money it's worth, he used Xander's pictures to gain attention for his dying show. He's going to use Rozanna to grift and buy himself more vodka, coke, prostitutes, gambling, drugs and Great Value coconut cream pies.

Congratulations on the baby, Amanda Lynn Morris and Ethan Oliver Ralph. Wish the best for your family.

 

[Truly Rural]

We don't need to imagine it.
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The "lol" at the end is a telltale sign Ralph is seething. He's the one who hollers.

Most live births do, Gunt.

Did May and Ralph even buy baby stuff for their child oooor were they waiting for people to buy it for them?

I don't even know what to think. They behaved as if they were not expecting it so soon, maybe they thought there's enough time for baby supplies. Maybe they were planning to do it later. However they probably would be late with it even if baby came at the end of April. I don't think they have anything ready to welcome their child.

Anything other than twatter. May and Gunt seem to be the kind of a people who will be attempting to gratify their child online, somehow. Like it doesn't matter that the baby lives in filth as long as there are enough cute photos and anecdotes about her online.

@ May the thing I warned you about starts now, you already feel it and hate him for it. It's ALL ABOUT HIM NOW. Welcome to hell.

 

[mdrop22]

If your first exposure to life was Ralph wouldn't you be?

"Jesus fucking christ please tell me this gunted pig-man hybrid hovering over me with a phone is not my father."

 

[InwardsStink]

They could have given this child a somewhat normal life if she took her mother's last name and they didn't give her a white trash first name. A common first name and a common last name and being kept off social media would have done wonders and made her way easier to keep anonymous. Congratulations Ralph you have ruined this child's life in more than one way in the first 10 minutes of her time on earth.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

The kid was born four minutes after the Witching Hour on National Puppy Day. She also shares a birthday with my dog.

Great job, kid.

 

[Jack Awful]

We knew from day one that their kids wouldn’t be lookers. Did May and Ralph even buy baby stuff for their child oooor were they waiting for people to buy it for them?

That's why Pantsu was up in Rochester, she was getting old baby stuff from her parents.

Nothing wrong with hand me downs, but this is something her and Ralph should have done early in the pregnancy.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Reroll Sandra Ralph.

May god have mercy on this child's soul.

 

[Calefactorite]

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"Jesus fucking christ please tell me this gunted pig-man hybrid hovering over me with a phone is not my father."

 

[Common Shadow]

Dawn of the final day:
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EDIT: She's a hollerin'
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I was expecting something a bit more...alien?

 

[Mary Magdalene]

I hate saying this about a newborn but Jesus Christ, that's a face only a mother could love. Wishing her the best, she'll need it

 

[A Logging Company]

I can only imagine how expensive this new bastard child is going to financially drain Ralph's bank account, because from what I heard raising a newborn can be very expensive in the first year and beyond.

Silly middle class person, that's what welfare is for.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Is… is Gunt under the impression that Xander’s birth certificate reads Zander?

I mean, for anyone else it would be ludicrous to assume that baby number two was being named in part to “own the aylawg“ baby number one, but…. This is Ethan Ralph so it’s hard to rule anything completely out.

Unless Meigh named the foal all by herself. Or the baby’s name is actually Rosanna and Gunt can’t spell.

I thought his full name was Alexander.

 

[Witthel]

My bets is that the kid ends up getting taken away by CPS and Ralph has another one just to own the haturz.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

The spawn needs a "Guntlet" tag on her thread now, that would close the loop

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

What an incredibly ugly baby

 

[WWE Champion]

This girl will either fail horribly in life, or will grow up to become the strongest woman to have ever lived, overcomming everything including her unlucky DNA.