2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Polock]

I'll buy the whole set (maybe two) as long as they're velcro backed

 

[Retink]

My retarded brain thought this was going to be about a patch to the forums, as in a code patch, and I was incredibly confused when the topic of weight came up.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

EDIT: crossposting from happenings
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I would buy this one, hopefully it makes the cut.

 

[Buff Wellington]

Id buy this one too

 

[Dilligaff]

I really like the current patch designs and think some look really badass, but being honest, as a woman uterus haver, I wouldn't personally buy any of these because they aren't cute/feminine.

Just pointing out, given the fact the female demographic on KF is big and continues to grow, you could probably get more sales if you included a couple of cute/girly patches.

While I would totally buy most of the patches we've already seen, I too am a woman ovary-bearer and second the idea of cute/girly patches. You'll definitely get more money from me. Something in the style of the sleeping cow and kiwi farmer or the Halloween design.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I figured they were more like moral patches for Kiwi identification during TEOTWAWKI. My kevlar has a "Please be patient I have autism," patch front and center.

EDIT: crossposting from happenings
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Please tell me you have a link to the autism patch. It may replace my "Ask to Pet" patch.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Any of this worth slicing up and recycling?

I'm considering taking the hammy cherubs and redrawing them.

 

[Michael Janke]

I figured they were more like moral patches for Kiwi identification during TEOTWAWKI. My kevlar has a "Please be patient I have autism," patch front and center.

EDIT: crossposting from happenings
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i think the halloween version as a sillouhette would work better.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

at least one Beauty Parlor specific patch?

"Vere pingues sumus" for the Latin.

 

[Calamity]

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This one is probably a little too unsubtle.

I really love this one! Feel like those would look funky with glow in the dark thread too

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Ok but where can I see the designs?

 

[W00K #17]

Patches are pretty gay but it's better than an NFT I suppose.

 

[Brahma]

I'll buy the whole set (maybe two) as long as they're velcro backed

Easy to do yourself. Pick up some Velcro and good glue like Fabri-Tac at a haberdashery. Glue the patch to the right side of the Velcro and cut around. Essentially that's all the embroiderer would be doing anyway, you can't embroider into Velcro per se, it's added afterwards.

Patches look cool but what do you do with them? Do they go on backpacks or something?

Need me a kf coffee mug or kiwi logo cufflinks!

I'll probably just buy em to have tbh.

 

[John Freeman]

I really like the current patch designs and think some look really badass, but being honest, as a woman uterus haver, I wouldn't personally buy any of these because they aren't cute/feminine.

Just pointing out, given the fact the female demographic on KF is big and continues to grow, you could probably get more sales if you included a couple of cute/girly patches.

Moments like these make me realize the true cultural and sexual diversity of our dear site. Bravo dear feeder, you have made a comfortable and inclusive space for all! Not like that bigoted Reddit that’s 90% men (and men pretending to be women).

 

[TaterFarmer]

you could always mount them in a frame and hang them on the wall in your office. example:

 

[Clint's Burden]

Patches are pretty gay but it's better than an NFT I suppose.

I think it's more about monetarily supporting the site while getting something in return.

For the amount of shit Null goes through just to keep this platform up, I'll buy a damn patch. I'll buy two.

 

[Meiwaku]

you could always mount them in a frame and hang them on the wall in your office. example:
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Prove to the grandkids you were a fighter in the meme wars

 

[Sithis]

Prove to the grandkids you were a fighter in the meme wars

What counts as a purple heart in the meme wars?
Ban notifications?

 

[Meiwaku]

What counts as a purple heart in the meme wars?
Ban notifications?

Blocked & Reported by Twitter users

 

[Polock]

Easy to do yourself. Pick up some Velcro and good glue like Fabri-Tac at a haberdashery. Glue the patch to the right side of the Velcro and cut around. Essentially that's all the embroiderer would be doing anyway, you can't embroider into Velcro per se, it's added afterwards.

Good to know, I always just assumed the velcro bits were sewn on, or something more elaborate than just some glue.