Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Neck now has headmates???

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The new discord

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Out of context i read "Go give money to a black" . Keep pretending to care about blacks Neck. You're projecting as hard as Wedge now. Also as much as I'm sure non whites love money that's not a solution... Link

Spoiler: Nude topless

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have his nipples always looked like kelly ronahan's eyes or is this a new development?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Sorta like how retards will wander into the forest, see a fawn all on its own, and grab it because “Its mom was nowhere to be seen!” and either try and keep it as a pet or give it to a deer sanctuary.
Does leave their offspring to hide while the mother goes off to eat and comes back to give it milk. This is an unfortunately very common thing people will do with fawns. Their hearts are in the right place, but they don’t know that it’s natural for a fawn to be hiding waiting for its mother to come back.

This alpaca baby’s mom is probably a new mother but still she probably would have raised it just fine without any intervention. These fuckers just wanna grab it for cute photos so people will donate to their grifts…

Would an alpaca mama that had her baby taken away mourn it, like many other animals do? Not sure I want to know the answer, but it makes you think. So much animal abuse all for a couple of birdsite selfies and maybe a financial grift or two. Sick fuckers.

I’m MATI. Hat me.

 

[dra dra dra gon]

The baby alpaca died, first reported in the tranch thread

 

[Meiwaku]

$9 in the Tranch Bank Account this month but don't worry Kevin has toys/cards now.
Im counting 7?

Updated e-begging @Chapstick4Lyfe :

$59.99- elden ring
$125.93- time spiral packs (listed at 17.99 each)
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Total: 185.92
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I'm sure ive missed some ITT.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

Kevin's consoomer habits remind me of this meme.

There's always money for toys, videogames and stuffies (ugh) but for basic expenses it's e-begging time!

 

[Lorgar]

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$9 in the Tranch Bank Account this month but don't worry Kevin has toys/cards now.
Im counting 7?
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Updated e-begging @Chapstick4Lyfe :

$59.99- elden ring
$125.93- time spiral packs (listed at 17.99 each)
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Total: 185.92
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I'm sure ive missed some ITT.

Minor correction the $17.99 is a multipack. I presume they're 3-4 regular draft boosters packed together. Draft Boosters like Kevin has are apparently $7-$10 in the states though I could not find them on the target (US) website either.
Nonetheless Kev and co buying boosters is more or less one of the most expensive ways to play. (seriously if you're just playing with your mates buy bulk common cards and singles).
Edit: American friend corrected me. These boosters are unusually expensive

 

[rotpocket]

As someone who used to play MtG pretty aggressively myself, sorry for the PL, me and my group when playing at home and building our own decks always just ordered the specific cards we wanted. Buying the packs can be fun and you can get a super valuable card (sometimes), but unless you're playing in a draft or doing an at home draft buying the booster packs is usually a waste of money and you end up with a lot of bulk cards you'll probably never use. I guess if you wanted to collect as many as possible?

The most popular formats (pretty sure they're still most popular) are standard and commander, and with both you typically have a set theme and plan for what you want your deck to do and how you want to win, so it's cheaper usually to just buy the cards individually. While having a large collection of cards satisfies the consoomer instinct it's normally just a waste of money, and it's a pain to go through and organize them.

It's also fairly common practice to just print fake cards out when you're just going to be playing at home to save on money. If you want to play "officially" or at a game store or something, or enter in an event obviously you use real cards, but there's no reason not to use proxies at home, especially when you're in the process of building a deck and haven't figured out what works best. To sum it up, Kevin's wasting money, which isn't a shocker.

I just woke up so apologies for the rambling.

 

[Elysian]

As someone who used to play MtG pretty aggressively myself, sorry for the PL, me and my group when playing at home and building our own decks always just ordered the specific cards we wanted. Buying the packs can be fun and you can get a super valuable card (sometimes), but unless you're playing in a draft or doing an at home draft buying the booster packs is usually a waste of money and you end up with a lot of bulk cards you'll probably never use. I guess if you wanted to collect as many as possible?

The most popular formats (pretty sure they're still most popular) are standard and commander, and with both you typically have a set theme and plan for what you want your deck to do and how you want to win, so it's cheaper usually to just buy the cards individually. While having a large collection of cards satisfies the consoomer instinct it's normally just a waste of money, and it's a pain to go through and organize them.

It's also fairly common practice to just print fake cards out when you're just going to be playing at home to save on money. If you want to play "officially" or at a game store or something, or enter in an event obviously you use real cards, but there's no reason not to use proxies at home, especially when you're in the process of building a deck and haven't figured out what works best. To sum it up, Kevin's wasting money, which isn't a shocker.

I just woke up so apologies for the rambling.

I had a friend back in secondary school who got really into that Werewolf game but couldn't afford it so he printed out pictures of the cards in black and white using the school library's printers, cut them out with scissors and then glued them to a pack of Happy Families cards he bought from Poundland.

Sometimes I do wonder why nobody at the tranch is like "hey Kevin, mind helping out by giving us some of your money instead of spending all your money on cardboard/plastic crack?" Like you'd think if they have $9 to their name he'd be at least a little bit tempted to chip in. If the tranch fails he'd probably have to get a real job. Or at least downsize his toy hoard to fit into a flat somewhere even if Penny goes back to working at Target full time or something to care for his manchildren. Then again, he'd probably put everything from his hoard that he couldn't fit into the place into a storage unit and then grift for the rental fees on Twitter like Kyttie.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I had a friend back in secondary school who got really into that Werewolf game but couldn't afford it so he printed out pictures of the cards in black and white using the school library's printers, cut them out with scissors and then glued them to a pack of Happy Families cards he bought from Poundland.

"Poundland" sounds like a nickname Kevin would give his bedroom to give people the impression that he does something other than watch cartoons there.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

As someone who used to play MtG pretty aggressively myself, sorry for the PL, me and my group when playing at home and building our own decks always just ordered the specific cards we wanted. Buying the packs can be fun and you can get a super valuable card (sometimes), but unless you're playing in a draft or doing an at home draft buying the booster packs is usually a waste of money and you end up with a lot of bulk cards you'll probably never use. I guess if you wanted to collect as many as possible?

The most popular formats (pretty sure they're still most popular) are standard and commander, and with both you typically have a set theme and plan for what you want your deck to do and how you want to win, so it's cheaper usually to just buy the cards individually. While having a large collection of cards satisfies the consoomer instinct it's normally just a waste of money, and it's a pain to go through and organize them.

It's also fairly common practice to just print fake cards out when you're just going to be playing at home to save on money. If you want to play "officially" or at a game store or something, or enter in an event obviously you use real cards, but there's no reason not to use proxies at home, especially when you're in the process of building a deck and haven't figured out what works best. To sum it up, Kevin's wasting money, which isn't a shocker.

I just woke up so apologies for the rambling.

With Kevin, he probably DOES wanna amass as many cards as possible. He seems to be more of a quantity over quality collector...

 

[AssignedEva]

"Poundland" sounds like a nickname Kevin would give his bedroom to give people the impression that he does something other than watch cartoons there.

Throwback to when he was hoping Jarrod would build them a rape shack

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Throwback to when he was hoping Jarrod would build them a rape shack

Throwback to when Kevin hoped Jarrod would build the rape shack loudly on Twitter, his followers began brainstorming plans to actually make the rape shack happen, and Kevin freaked out and shut down the whole idea because it was triggering to him.

 

[Law]

Transition is just a way for them to look as bad as they feel.
Remember that the Tranch got 100k handed to them during the Earl saga last year. They now have nine dollars.

I'm convinced Fanny is a little treasure trove of a person. I'll write up a thread later today so he doesn't hijack Kevin's.

By golly Kevin has done it again! It's calving season! At this rate, our farm will be as crowded as the Tranch bathroom on taco night.

It's really weird how an animal rescue is breeding animals for which there aren't enough homes for, because no one can make money on them its almost like this isn't a very well run organization, but maybe people will overlook that if they see how cute they are.

They're queering animal husbandry.
Queering is when you do everything wrong on purpose.
Also I can't believe they coercively assigned a gender to that baby AFAB alpaca.

 

[Oxyjen]

Remember that the Tranch got 100k handed to them during the Earl saga last year.

That was only *last year*? Fuck me.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Wedge lets a little bit of his zoophilia slip through the cracks.

Heavy Petting Zoo is this and it's still slightly less disgusting somehow.

 

[Meiwaku]

Neck can afford laser hair removal


It's not that bad stop being a baby


ANOTHER $59.99 TO THE GRIFT POOL!


"It closed up"


Of you to say that

I will consneed that you can come out as a furry because it is very shameful.


Mtg sperging

You got your toys don't bitch

Okay

I hope they compliment your forehead

The next toy?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Neck can afford laser hair removal

I'm not a violent person, but I want to punch that lipless Mitch McConnell-looking face every time I see it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

By golly Kevin has done it again! It's calving season! At this rate, our farm will be as crowded as the Tranch bathroom on taco night.

Something something egg hatching, something something Easter.

Now I can't stop thinking about easter eggs in trans flag colours and instead of chocolate, it'd be whatever rot Kevin has been eating out of his own amhole.

 

[stupid frog]

Reminder ladylike Kevin smashed some holographic or rare or whatever MtG card because he couldn't put it in a plastic card sleeve with his dainty hands

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Remember that the Tranch got 100k handed to them during the Earl saga last year. They now have nine dollars.

I can't fathom being so bad with money that you turn $100k you got just last year into only $9. Also, what happened to Earl? Did the Tranchers kidnap him and leave him to starve like he's just another alpaca? Or maybe he let himself be captured so he can liberate the Tranch from the inside?