Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[instythot]

From my count:
3 punctuation errors
2 usage errors
1 spacing error


Every day he fatly gets up, fatly puts on his pants backwards, gets his hemorrhoids caught in his zipper, and fatly walks in a big fat circle in a big fat field of rakes

Even worse, there was an editor on this published book whose job was to catch this shit. Clearly, Tomlinson prose is so awful that even professionals can't pay close attention to it when they are being paid to do so

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Quick little appetizer of stupidity for ya (credit to RobertMewler on the forums). In 2012 Patrick contributed to a book called Eight Day Genesis: A Worldbuilding Codex for Writers and Creatives. A writer with such a brilliant grasp of the English language, coupled with his expertise in all things science, wrote the following:

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Did you catch the part about Mar's twin moons? He doesn't understand the concept of possessive nouns. He demonstrates this in a book about teaching others how to write.

His name is Neil deGrasse Tyson. I guess Rick only cares about black people when he’s grinding them up into pepperoni.

 

[instythot]

So, let's assume Fat Tits gets a full legal do over in his fight against Andrew. If Patty has been paying attention, rascals and kiwis have given him a roadmap to success

• Show up to court prepared for the matter at hand
• Bring evidence of some kind that supports your complaint and convert that evidence to a hard copy that you can hand to the judge
• Explain why he is so afraid of Andrew that a restraining order is necessary over Andrew going to a bar that Patrick wasn't even at
• Do not bring up anything that he cannot directly connect Andrew to
• Do not directly address Andrew
• Do not attempt to raise the Pepperoni Defense

How much of our well intentioned advice will Patrick take? My money is on none

 

[ShinyStar]

So, let's assume Fat Tits gets a full legal do over in his fight against Andrew. If Patty has been paying attention, rascals and kiwis have given him a roadmap to success

• Show up to court prepared for the matter at hand
• Bring evidence of some kind that supports your complaint and convert that evidence to a hard copy that you can hand to the judge
• Explain why he is so afraid of Andrew that a restraining order is necessary over Andrew going to a bar that Patrick wasn't even at
• Do not bring up anything that he cannot directly connect Andrew to
• Do not directly address Andrew
• Do not attempt to raise the Pepperoni Defense

How much of our well intentioned advice will Patrick take? My money is on none

The great thing is that the basic premise of his allegation is so ludicrous that no amount of polish could lead him to success. We could provide the best advice possible, but even if Fat followed it all to the letter, he would still lose. His starting point is just that bad.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

He's literally denying the existence of his lien to someone whose profile picture is a picture of the lien.

I enjoy watching Fatrick go "Wrong, child" as much as the next guy but let me lay out the actual legal situation with the lian for the confused and new Pat followers: The lien is actually not attached to the house, it's against the individual Patrick S. Tomlinson. The sty is only mentioned on the lien as his mailing address. Lien says

All property subject to enforcement [...] under Section 697.530 of the Code of Civil Procedure is subject to this Judgment Lien.

Being a San Francisco court, naturally it is restricted to stuff located within California. Except Wisconsin is part of this little thing called UEFJA or “Uniform Enforcement of Foreign Judgments Act" which gives Quasi the right to get Wisconsin courts to make the pigger pay. Quasi's oriental attorney has yet to exercise this, presumably awaiting the Google quash (re: the .net domain registration data) to come through and the CA stuff to be truly over.

And when he does move the judgement enforcement to WI, the house will be granted some exemptions due to being his home. Also Fatrick can try to claim that the CA courts didn't have jurisdiction but I really doubt that'd get any traction.

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Re: Andrew
[edited, nvm it wasn't Andrew related, it was some other guy texting him in mid February, I misinterpreted it]

 

[CarniesAndRubes]

Pat's compulsion to respond to everything reminds me of O&A universe notable Lady Di, who also gave literal responses to every accusation/question put to her. "My baby is NOT gonna come out of my butt, stalker." "The father's a water buffaler, stalker."

 

[lolwatagain]

Lol:

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I can't help reading this like it's the lyrics to We Didn't Start the Fire

Spoiler: Autism

Kias fingers, account rape gay
Worst interracial delusions
Lastname Rick, Impersonation troops
Initial space job judge report

Trying sticky Jackson, professional marriagespecific
Brown Andrew cyberstalker, going wrong thing
Firstname 180000 books, penny habits runaway
Rate, block balls, worse teen casualty

Heart reviewed, impersonating person
Happened living stalker, ketanji
Human don't that's imposter, owe
hes Trump unserious said, help trans aliens outside

 

[instythot]

Pat's compulsion to respond to everything reminds me of O&A universe notable Lady Di, who also gave literal responses to every accusation/question put to her. "My baby is NOT gonna come out of my butt, stalker." "The father's a water buffaler, stalker."

So what you're saying is that there is clear evidence that Patrick got fucked in the ass every weekend in the 80s?

 

[Spunt]

Very womanly behavior, and quite fat

I've been thinking about this - Pat uses Social Media the way a very vain and shallow woman stereotypically does. Posting lots of pictures of his stupid face, narrating meaninglessly trivial aspects of his life as if they were really important, boasting about his belief that he's sexually attractive and all the sex he has, dispensing air-headed advice on subjects he knows nothing about. It's quite unusual for guys to use Social Media in that way, at least straight ones anyway.

Thing is, the women who post like that do it because they get constant asspats in the comments from simps or friends who want to blow smoke up their asses (You go girl!), which gives them huge egos and feeds their belief that everything they do is terribly important, that their inane musings are pearls of profound wisdom, and that they're stunningly attractive. Pat, so far as I can see, gets no feedback at all when he posts about his life or posts pictures of himself, and very little support for his opinions. The fact that he can keep up this narcissism in the face of absolute silence (and consistent mockery here and elsewhere) really shows that it's more of a psychosis than learned behaviour. He's responding without the stimulus. Add that to his obsessive need to get the last word and respond to every single criticism, and you have a picture of a man whose life is totally controlled by obsessive and compulsive thoughts and behaviour, Lucas Werner style. The Wern also thinks he's the smartest, most attractive guy in the room despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He is also in complete denial about the disaster his life has become, much like Pat. And like the Wern, he talks big but does very little - Pat's too chickenshit to ever follow through on his tough guy threats of violence towards people, and the Wern is too scared to actually approach women and talk to them despite the desire for a partner taking up every minute of his time and thoughts.

A psychologist could probably write a PhD thesis unpicking the inner workings of Pat's brain. Dude is broken in a really unique way.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I've been thinking about this - Pat uses Social Media the way a very vain and shallow woman stereotypically does. Posting lots of pictures of his stupid face, narrating meaninglessly trivial aspects of his life as if they were really important, boasting about his belief that he's sexually attractive and all the sex he has, dispensing air-headed advice on subjects he knows nothing about. It's quite unusual for guys to use Social Media in that way, at least straight ones anyway.

Thing is, the women who post like that do it because they get constant asspats in the comments from simps or friends who want to blow smoke up their asses (You go girl!), which gives them huge egos and feeds their belief that everything they do is terribly important, that their inane musings are pearls of profound wisdom, and that they're stunningly attractive. Pat, so far as I can see, gets no feedback at all when he posts about his life or posts pictures of himself, and very little support for his opinions. The fact that he can keep up this narcissism in the face of absolute silence (and consistent mockery here and elsewhere) really shows that it's more of a psychosis than learned behaviour. He's responding without the stimulus. Add that to his obsessive need to get the last word and respond to every single criticism, and you have a picture of a man whose life is totally controlled by obsessive and compulsive thoughts and behaviour, Lucas Werner style. The Wern also thinks he's the smartest, most attractive guy in the room despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He is also in complete denial about the disaster his life has become, much like Pat. And like the Wern, he talks big but does very little - Pat's too chickenshit to ever follow through on his tough guy threats of violence towards people, and the Wern is too scared to actually approach women and talk to them despite the desire for a partner taking up every minute of his time and thoughts.

A psychologist could probably write a PhD thesis unpicking the inner workings of Pat's brain. Dude is broken in a really unique way.

No PHD required, he just posts like Tom Hanks.

 

[A Sunset]

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Did you catch the part about Mar's twin moons? He doesn't understand the concept of possessive nouns. He demonstrates this in a book about teaching others how to write.

Yes Pigman, tell us about the moons of the planet “Mar” and what Neil “DegrasseTyson” would say about it. Yes, child, something can be a singular noun and still end with “S”. Fucking idiot can’t write for shit. And worse, he’s fat.

 

[AprilRains]

>science fiction author
>contributes to writer's guides for science fiction
>can't spell "Mars"

Fuck is this clown world bullshit?

 

[kcbbq]

Yes Pigman, tell us about the moons of the planet “Mar” and what Neil “DegrasseTyson” would say about it. Yes, child, something can be a singular noun and still end with “S”. Fucking idiot can’t write for shit. And worse, he’s fat.

If you have even a basic grasp of the physics involved all of that text is equally as retarded as "Mar's." He's badly and incompletely paraphrasing already dumbed down planetary physics TV pop-science. It's pretty typical of people fixated on the material but not smart enough to begin to understand it.

It's the same thing as idiots talking about Scroedinger's cat or the Uncertainty Principle.

 

[AnOminous]

He's currently battling an imposter child:

"liberals like us"

So he's completely abandoned his farcical attempt to pretend to be a conservative?

 

[Space Cooter]

I don’t really care about spelling mistakes. A community college drop out that probably can’t do basic arithmetic discussing complex issues? Far more egregious.

There is no one on this site with a more delusional perception of their own intellect (except maybe dave price but he’s legitimately insane). Even the most pompous troons have a university education of some sort. Not saying that academic achievement is tantamount to intelligence, but even very successful college drop outs don’t larp as Astro physicists or experts in international security and geopolitics.

 

[metroid_fetish]

"liberals like us"

So he's completely abandoned his farcical attempt to pretend to be a conservative?

The only thing he conserves is mass.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

"liberals like us"

So he's completely abandoned his farcical attempt to pretend to be a conservative?

He was pretending to be conservative?

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

He's literally denying the existence of his lien to someone whose profile picture is a picture of the lien.

I think he is crazy enough to believe his own lies too. I remember in the months up the the ruling, he completely denied that the judge was asking for more evidence, despite it being in black and white for anyone to read. it is entirely possible that he tries to sell his house years from now and flips out when he is informed that there is (surprise!) a lien with a shit ton of interest.

He was pretending to be conservative?

kek yeah I think his dream of being a token "conservative" msnbc pundit was far stronger than being an author even.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

kek yeah I think his dream of being a token "conservative" msnbc pundit was far stronger than being an author even.

There isn't a single republican living anywhere near him. What a fat fucking idiot

 

[AnOminous]

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Allegedly Ricky is not gay. But according to Fatrick he allegedly doesn't owe Quasi money, and allegedly he didn't fail to get a restraining order.
Not sure about you guys but I'm not convinced..

I think it's safe to assume that if Fatty says something, the exact opposite is true. So if he says he isn't gay, he is obviously gayer than a dozen Freddie Mercurys minus any actual genius of course.