Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A Sunset]

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You can see he argues with the Stormfront and Conservativ mailbots.

Wow I’ve seen sad fucks wasting their time, but actually taking the time to write out a customized response to a mailbot? Who fucking does that? Who knows if a human being is ever going to even see that let alone read it. Why would you waste your precious time like this? Don’t you have any hobbies or things you’d enjoy doing more than this, Fat Pat?

At a 99% confidence interval and a MoE of 2.3%, we find that his average word count is just over 19 words a tweet. We'll assume he doesn't have many deleted tweets relative to his total tweet count, given his lack of shame. This yields just over 3 million words (3,025,475 to be precise) and, assuming the average 300 page book has 90,000 words, he's wasted 33 books' worth of words on Twatter.

As expected, he’s literally written books on Twitter, except instead of containing characters and a plot, these book are composed of “Don’t owe a penny, stalker” and “You’re delusional, stalker”. Holy shit, this faggot. WTF is he doing with his life? Imagine living on Twitter all day and you’re not even doing something fun.

At least the trolls can enjoy the fact that he is absolutely buck-broken. It’s astonishing. His trolls own both his mind and his bank account, Fat Pat is their sissy hypno slave bitch.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Wow I’ve seen sad fucks wasting their time, but actually taking the time to write out a customized response to a mailbot? Who fucking does that? Who knows if a human being is ever going to even see that let alone read it. Why would you waste your precious time like this? Don’t you have any hobbies or things you’d enjoy doing more than this, Fat Pat?


As expected, he’s literally written books on Twitter, except instead of containing characters and a plot, these book are composed of “Don’t owe a penny, stalker” and “You’re delusional, stalker”. Holy shit, this faggot. WTF is he doing with his life? Imagine living on Twitter all day and you’re not even doing something fun.

At least the trolls can enjoy the fact that he is absolutely buck-broken. It’s astonishing. His trolls own both his mind and his bank account, Fat Pat is their sissy hypno slave bitch.

I'm half tempted to release a 600 or whatever page self-published book with all his tweets in like size 4 font called "The Annotated Patrick S. Tomlinson" with all the proceeds going to Quasi and, selling at cost, the goal being to outsell all his existing books.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I think you have to send him a photo of your drivers licence first. Godspeed!



Yeah, I feel uneasy when the rascals encourage him to contact his daughter. I hope the legal deal made for him to fuck off is watertight. Imagine being young and impressionable and meeting *that*, and realising that he’s responsible for 50% of your genetics.

Has there been a DNA test proving its his? Considering the time of the divorce his knew who it was and broke it off because she's not that bad?

 

[Associate Rick]

They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Wow I’ve seen sad fucks wasting their time, but actually taking the time to write out a customized response to a mailbot? Who fucking does that? Who knows if a human being is ever going to even see that let alone read it. Why would you waste your precious time like this?

He did it for the screenshot.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Has there been a DNA test proving its his? Considering the time of the divorce his knew who it was and broke it off because she's not that bad?

I'm not going to post the kid's picture here, but yes the resemblance to Pat is uncanny. Same facial features, darker hair than her siblings, etc.

Also, a person we're pretty sure is Jon Snyder (Adrienne's second, better husband) briefly came on OnAForums and did a mini AMA. He confirmed the kid was Pat's unfortunately, and Patrick turned down custody/visitation offers on three separate occasions. Jon posted an easter egg type message on his Instagram to let us know it was really him.

 

[Beavis]

Jon said Pat’s demands for a custody agreement/visitation were so absurd they said fuck it and let him sign away his parental rights. He never said what his demands were though. I’m dying to know.

 

[Akashic Retard]

The word of the day is not PAYQUASI, stalker.

 

[justhereforments]

Spoiler: Homosexuality

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He tried to throw me off the scent by omitting the “child” and “stalker” references, but I’d know that keyboard bravado anywhere. No idea what the “creeping on women” line is referring to.

I can tell by the writing that AprilRains is very fat and I would not have sex with him

 

[instythot]

I just logged in to this lovely image on my own:

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Now this is interesting. Patrick will block randoms who have presumably not interacted with him before for probably following other Twitter accounts not on the SFWA approved list... But he continues to argue with his teeth, toilet, fat head and bloated head in public, and the continued engagement undermines his gay harassment claims. Is he really just this bad at the internet and life? As we've seen, he's written dozens of books worth of retarded tweets replying to his possessions but struggles to publish a book of shitty sci fi per year

Excellent work on the tweet breakdown btw. My brief look into it last night kept coming back to api calls, which I didn't particularly want to get into yesterday

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Now this is interesting. Patrick will block randoms who have presumably not interacted with him before for probably following other Twitter accounts not on the SFWA approved list... But he continues to argue with his teeth, toilet, fat head and bloated head in public, and the continued engagement undermines his gay harassment claims. Is he really just this bad at the internet and life? As we've seen, he's written dozens of books worth of retarded tweets replying to his possessions but struggles to publish a book of shitty sci fi per year

Excellent work on the tweet breakdown btw. My brief look into it last night kept coming back to api calls, which I didn't particularly want to get into yesterday

I am getting his full export of 159k tweets soon, after which we can keep it up to date ourselves here on the farms. It'll help me see how solid (or not so solid!) my maths were - although I feel pretty good about them - and then I will use them for The Essential, Annotated Patrick S. Tomlinson - 2022 "Book of the Year" Edition which will become the best selling Patrick S. Tomlinson book ever, albeit not a book BY Patrick S. Tomlinson (at least officially).

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I absolutely do not understand this fat retard. If you don't want people knowing that there's a lien on your house, just block/hide the people posting about it. He's literally denying the existence of his lien to someone whose profile picture is a picture of the lien.

 

[veri]

Ahem:

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He’s literally up in the middle of the night, every night, tweeting.

how many weeks of tweets does this go over? no mention of “child”

 

[instythot]

how many weeks of tweets does this go over? no mention of “child”

I think it's limited to 3200 by the api, so about a month. He's been in full on atalker mode for little while now

 

[JCDenthog]

"The world fears the Fatrick's expanding chin. Join Duty! And save black children."
"Stalker!, protect the world from Fatrick. Join Duty."
"Free stalkers, alogs and weens! Join Duty, Protecting the world from Fatrick's evil is our common goal."

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

A very fat, puffy corn cob.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Spoiler: Homosexuality

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He tried to throw me off the scent by omitting the “child” and “stalker” references, but I’d know that keyboard bravado anywhere. No idea what the “creeping on women” line is referring to.

Very womanly behavior, and quite fat

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Quick little appetizer of stupidity for ya (credit to RobertMewler on the forums). In 2012 Patrick contributed to a book called Eight Day Genesis: A Worldbuilding Codex for Writers and Creatives. A writer with such a brilliant grasp of the English language, coupled with his expertise in all things science, wrote the following:



Did you catch the part about Mar's twin moons? He doesn't understand the concept of possessive nouns. He demonstrates this in a book about teaching others how to write.

 

[Harambe]

Quick little appetizer of stupidity for ya (credit to RobertMewler on the forums). In 2012 Patrick contributed to a book called Eight Day Genesis: A Worldbuilding Codex for Writers and Creatives. A writer with such a brilliant grasp of the English language, coupled with his expertise in all things science, wrote the following:

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Did you catch the part about Mar's twin moons? He doesn't understand the concept of possessive nouns. He demonstrates this in a book about teaching others how to write.

From my count:
3 punctuation errors
2 usage errors
1 spacing error


Every day he fatly gets up, fatly puts on his pants backwards, gets his hemorrhoids caught in his zipper, and fatly walks in a big fat circle in a big fat field of rakes

 

[ShinyStar]

Quick little appetizer of stupidity for ya (credit to RobertMewler on the forums). In 2012 Patrick contributed to a book called Eight Day Genesis: A Worldbuilding Codex for Writers and Creatives. A writer with such a brilliant grasp of the English language, coupled with his expertise in all things science, wrote the following:

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Did you catch the part about Mar's twin moons? He doesn't understand the concept of possessive nouns. He demonstrates this in a book about teaching others how to write.

Clearly you don't understand the solar system as well as the esteemed science fiction writer Fat Tomlinson. He knows the planet Mar better than anyone. He knows that humanity will never live on Mar, unlike that uneducated wacko, Elon Musk.