Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Lone MacReady]

Idk, Ralph might be a morbidly obese white trash alcoholic but if we're being honest he probably has a more symmetrical face than Meigh...at least before the Portuguese beatdown. The baby will be lucky if she doesn't resemble her hideous mother imo.

Surely the liberal alcohol and drug usage from the "parents" won't negatively effect the child.

 

[Cactus Nibba]

If the stars align and Allah is pleased with us, in 18 years Xander and Rozanna will start dating and we’ll have another baby on the way

 

[High Tea]

didnt null make an exception for Xander as the first lolcalf?
luckily, matt vickers is keeping him out of the spotlight, so the thread should eventually die.
i doubt ralph and pantsu are going to keep sandy out of the spotlight.
so she'll get her own thread in due time.

Matt and Faith tweet about Xander to own Ralph. Handprints and footprints with Faith's new "boyfriend", Uncle Gator blanket, Gator dollar bill. Xander is not kept out of the spotlight.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If the stars align and Allah is pleased with us, in 18 years Xander and Rozanna will start dating and we’ll have another baby on the way

It’s the only way Xander will have his alleged sperm donor’s name. Xander grows up to be a hardcore Male feminist or MTF troon, marries Roz and takes xir’s surname.

Matt and Faith tweet about Xander to own Ralph. Handprints and footprints with Faith's new "boyfriend", Uncle Gator blanket, Gator dollar bill. Xander is not kept out of the spotlight.

yeah, but Ralph was the asshole who leaked actual face photos online. Faith and Matt might post about the baby but the most they’ve ever showed is a chubby foot.

Meanwhile Ralph posted his poor newborn smush face daughter on fucking a public Twitter account within the first time minutes of life. Like who does that? All sane people put those pics in to private groups for friends and family only. Oh, that’s right, Ralph had no friends or family.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The child will be featured on Facial Abuse in two decades.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I was half right on my prediction for the name. I thought it would be Sandra May Ralph.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Dawn of the final day:

I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST! I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!

 

[Jack Awful]

The child will be featured on Facial Abuse in two decades.

Try 8 years on Pantsu's secret video collection.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

it's got ralph's pig slits and nose, lmao

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

Shame Gator isn't around anymore for Ralph to make him the baby's godfather

 

[comfysocks]

Oh sweet! Now gunt baby 2 can be the flower girl of her parent's wedding.

 

[Christorian X]

We need to see the birth certificate. I can see him telling May to keep his name off it for some type of tax reason.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rozander Ronnie Ralph? So one R rating isn't enough.

Roman names with three first names, we won the poll a-logs.

This strikes me as odd though, didn't Ralph say he will keep the baby offline, never disclose the name and facedox? I thought the Ralphamale was good at keeping promises.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I bet the baby is so stupid it's gonna poop its pants

 

[Wigs4Sale]

Holy shit. That baby inherited the worst traits of Ralph, the pig nose,the pig eyes and maybe even the pig hoofs. I give Ralph two weeks until he runs away, like the true wigger he is Child Support is not a option. Pig Ups Rozanna.

 

[Apochrypha]

Poor fucking kid.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Welp that's definately his

 

[Gay Mouth]

the kid is likely doomed to at least, if he turns out normal, to have the shadow of his dad haunting him. I couldn't imagine my father being someone who is as well known and widely mocked as Ralph. Even if he turns out to just be immune to whatever corruptive and awful things may occur at the hands of his parents, he will probably still be used as a prop by them in media and growing up that way just sounds fucking awful. I feel really, really sorry for the little babby

I have a lot of optimism that Ethan will just die of stupidity soon like he almost did 5 times last year, and with the corn harvest finally complete everyone just moves on and forgets him. He's only 'well known' to this little corner of the internet. I doubt very much Xan and Roz are going to be ducking the paparazzi, lol

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

She is going to have massive daddy issues when she grows up thanks Ralph.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

It’s an anglicized hebrew name that that’s been butchered, which is to say peak white trash.

I'm surprised more isn't being made of this. Perfectly Jewish name choice there, Ralph.