Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Cats]

This poor kid is gonna grow up with so many issues

Probably. Let's hope Gutcunt McRunt and woman can get their acts together before that happens. It's just a little empty vessel now...hopefully doesn't wind up with its own thread here in 18 years

 

[ElAbominacion]

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"Jesus fucking christ please tell me this gunted pig-man hybrid hovering over me with a phone is not my father."

That picture makes it clear to me she's Ralph's. Holy shit, the striking similarity.

 

[Christorian X]

"I'll make this bitch famous." - Ethan Ralph

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Congratulations. Now get this child into CPS immediately

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

I hope Ralph quits drinking now

 

[BubbleButt]

CPS are fucking useless most of the time. They don't care about the kids, and unless it's especially grievous they won't even bother looking deeper than "Hey Ralph, you abuse this kid? No? Ok bye".

CPS exists purely to punish drug addicts, not protect kids.

Good thing we're talking about drug addicts, then?

 

[Michael Janke]

It's just a little empty vessel now...hopefully doesn't wind up with its own thread here in 18 years

didnt null make an exception for Xander as the first lolcalf?
luckily, matt vickers is keeping him out of the spotlight, so the thread should eventually die.
i doubt ralph and pantsu are going to keep sandy out of the spotlight.
so she'll get her own thread in due time.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

What an incredibly ugly baby

God, I can't help but imagine she's gonna look like a female version of Ralph when she grows older
That's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone

 

[TheBeanz]

luckily, matt vickers is keeping him out of the spotlight, so the thread should eventually die.

Vickers got a taste of online infamy and seems to like it, expect Xander to have a thread for years to come

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Probably. Let's hope Gutcunt McRunt and woman can get their acts together before that happens. It's just a little empty vessel now...hopefully doesn't wind up with its own thread here in 18 years

We are way past that point.

 

[Cats]

didnt null make an exception for Xander as the first lolcalf?
luckily, matt vickers is keeping him out of the spotlight, so the thread should eventually die.
i doubt ralph and pantsu are going to keep sandy out of the spotlight.
so she'll get her own thread in due time.

You know you're probably right, from the little I know about him the kid is likely doomed to at least, if he turns out normal, to have the shadow of his dad haunting him. I couldn't imagine my father being someone who is as well known and widely mocked as Ralph. Even if he turns out to just be immune to whatever corruptive and awful things may occur at the hands of his parents, he will probably still be used as a prop by them in media and growing up that way just sounds fucking awful. I feel really, really sorry for the little babby

 

[Michael Janke]

We are way past that point.

you know what they say, the best time to plant a tree was years ago?
the second best time is today.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

That Josh Moon loses again!

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Oh God, I can already imagine the smell she is going to exhume

Exude*

Unless you meant she's going to dig up smelly graves.

 

[Fareal]

All newborn babies are ugly red potatoes, tbh.

Here's hoping Rozie grows up with modesty and grace.

Modesty and Grace are her future foster parents, right?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Reroll Sandra Ralph.

May god have mercy on this child's soul.

Reroll Roz.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Sincerely hope that the Rage Piglet has a long and fruitful life. It's not her fault her dads a fucking retard.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Be fair to the baby, all newborns look fucking weird and dont really start looking cute for a a few weeks but fuck me it really really got a bad roll inheriting most of it's facial features from Ralph, that nose is a shame and I can see him every time I look at its face.

 

[Hüftpriester]

it really really got a bad roll inheriting most of it's facial features from Ralph, that nose is a shame and I can see him every time I look at its face.

Idk, Ralph might be a morbidly obese white trash alcoholic but if we're being honest he probably has a more symmetrical face than Meigh...at least before the Portuguese beatdown. The baby will be lucky if she doesn't resemble her hideous mother imo.

 

[Terrorist]

Funny, I could’ve sworn Ralph was carrying twins or even triplets