Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[BOLDYSPICY!]

 

[Zeno Bardas]

Armageddon but it's no Michael and Lucifer but Xander and Rozanna

 

[Random Internet Person]

ralph if you're reading this, congratulations. i hope your baby stays healthy and happy. this is your chance to stop being a complete and total piece of shit and step up as a man. as much as i want to laugh at you forever, its time to show some self awareness, take some responsibility and starting thinking about life in terms of the baby you are now responsible for. i know you won't and i know that posts like this will only inspire you to do more stupid shit, but for once in your pathetic life i hope you do the right thing for the sake of your child.

Wasn’t this sentiment also displayed when his son was born?

 

[Fareal]

Armageddon but it's no Michael and Lucifer but Xander and Rozanna

Is… is Gunt under the impression that Xander’s birth certificate reads Zander?

I mean, for anyone else it would be ludicrous to assume that baby number two was being named in part to “own the aylawg“ baby number one, but…. This is Ethan Ralph so it’s hard to rule anything completely out.

Unless Meigh named the foal all by herself. Or the baby’s name is actually Rosanna and Gunt can’t spell.

 

[BubbleButt]

I give it six months before CPS is called and they lose custody of the guntling.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

So now that Rozzie Ralph, the sister of Xander Vickers, has been born. A lot of new questions and speculation occur. The first being, how will vaccines be handled?

She will be blessed by virtue of being the child of low IQ parents in that regard, me no like needle.

 

[NPC304348]

Wasn’t this sentiment also displayed when his son was born?

i wasn't around this site for that but i imagine there was. i know i sound like a moralfag, but the post was half about trying to motivate ralph and half about pointing out what a piece of garbage he is

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

This implies Mantsu would not accidentally kill the Ralphababy by underfeeding it on purpose.

I'm pretty sure that May will do her best to keep the demon baby alive, because otherwise she won't be able to live out her creepy lolicon fantasies.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I give it six months before CPS is called and they lose custody of the guntling.

CPS are fucking useless most of the time. They don't care about the kids, and unless it's especially grievous they won't even bother looking deeper than "Hey Ralph, you abuse this kid? No? Ok bye".

CPS exists purely to punish drug addicts, not protect kids.

 

[Christorian X]

I'm coming around to Jessie's brand of humor

https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard/status/1506650828853190656?s=20&t=bzif4ioE27XM7BDDOfupiQ

 

[Neil]

THE MERGE IS ON.

Dawn of the final day:
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ok we need a poll
who's kid gets CPS'd first, Ralph or IP2 Atilla's?

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Why isn't it black?
EDIT: also holy fuck their nose and the bridge between the lips and nose looks fucked up.

Don't worry. Even if it's not black, it's still not Ethan's. Just means Meigh was frequenting trailerparks and not ghettos

 

[Hüftpriester]

The anagram generator came up with this

Hazard Ran Anal Porn

 

[Pixis]

Just like the demon baby, reroll looks just like Ralph. How unfortunate for a little girl to look like the rage pig of a father she has. I’m glad she’s healthy though.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

All newborn babies are ugly red potatoes, tbh.

Here's hoping Rozie grows up with modesty and grace.

 

[Wewladdingt0n]

How soon until he accuses the Farms of “going after” his baby?

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm coming around to Jessie's brand of humor

https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard/status/1506650828853190656?s=20&t=bzif4ioE27XM7BDDOfupiQ

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Giving Eraserhead a run for his money.

 

[BallBuster]

All newborn babies are ugly red potatoes, tbh.

Here's hoping Rozie grows up with modesty and grace.

Not entirely true. Sometimes based on how the baby was positioned in the womb they can come out with a very swollen face, which does quickly go down but you can see they are visibly swollen. They look like straight up mongoloids. Roz wasn't swollen, she got dealt some bad genes and nature just couldn't sort it out. She could end up getting cuter as she ages but the odds aren't in her favor, just have to pray she has a good personality and can overcome and shit lineage.

 

[Spergichu]

For someone who makes a huge deal about "changing the name your daddy gave you", he sure gives his kids awful fucking names.

 

[NoddingOut]

How soon until he accuses the Farms of “going after” his baby?

How long until he accuses the baby of going after HIM?