Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Reddit Gold]

Way to ruin the joke, faggot.

I did it Reddit!

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Meanwhile the Russian and Ukrainian army is checking out the KF war.
Both sides take notes.
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None of them are impressed. Just as they should be.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

In the buildup of forces prior to the assault on Grozny, T-80s had been transferred from depots to units with little experience with the tank. When no auxiliary power unit is equipped, the T-80's gas turbine engines consume almost as much fuel idling as when they are running. Most tank crews inadvertently exhausted their fuel this way on the day of the assault.[32][13]

 

[Stoneheart]

Any other wins from Ukrainian side apart from that ship?
That’s a lot of dick sucking for one ship that had to be sank.

Well its very funny that bad opsec sunk a ship-

 

[Rezza]

Any other wins from Ukrainian side apart from that ship?
That’s a lot of dick sucking for one ship that had to be sank.
Zelenski is pleased.

What about 14k Ruskies getting encircled yesterday?

Btw, Shoygu showed up in video call with Putin. Not that anyone should really care.

Its big since now Russian have to find other place to supply their forces in the south, especially since the railways are still vulnerable target. Besides, ships is a much more efficient method of transportation simply on the virtur of tonnage alone. How many of these kind of ships do the Russian have left?

Edit:
Also its not just the one ship that sunk, the other two ships are also damaged and would need some time for repair

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Any other wins from Ukrainian side apart from that ship?
That’s a lot of dick sucking for one ship that had to be sank.
Zelenski is pleased.

What about 14k Ruskies getting encircled yesterday?

There's a thread up on /k/ about a counter-attack NE of Kiev, I'll give that a peek next. I'm also hearing something about white phosphorus getting used, so the vatni/k/s are in complete overdrive this morning.

We also have one more video from the other side of the dock, which includes the initial explosion. I'm not familiar with the Tochka, but the initial explosion looks a bit small. Possibly a Bayraktar hit, or maybe the Russians really did just follow the time-honored tradition of blowing their own ships up.

(Also, if you speak vodkanigger, the comments on this one are reported to be a hoot.)

 

[Psychotron]

Well its very funny that bad opsec sunk a ship-

It's almost like there lesson from a past generation that warns of the danger of doing such in the context of a war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loose_lips_sink_ships

 

[White_N]

Taking this opportunity while being on an obscure gossip forum, I want to recommend watching the Russhian cult classic movies "Brother", "Brother 2", and "Heart of a Dog" for those who want to touch the mentality and history of Russia.

The Russians created two empires with absolutely opposite ideologies. Both failed their people, destroying their dreams and hopes. So they became full of apathy and cynicism.This is the result of this destruction.

"Brother" tells us about life in hell, which was Russia in the nineties, while "Brother 2" tells us about the disappointment that Russians experienced when they met the American dream. Funny enough, it touches on Ukrainian tensions a bit.

"The Heart of a Dog" shows the forgotten period of transition from imperial Russia to Soviet Russia and the Russian intelligentsia remaining in the country, all in the shell of science fiction.

"Brother 1" in 8 parts with subtitles

"Brother 2" with subtitles

"Heart of a Dog" with subtitles

Being a shill for Russia is difficult, but times are hard and I need those 15 rubles per post.

 

[kuuu]

Well its very funny that bad opsec sunk a ship-

Or maybe US supplied the intel or Ukrainian drones find them. I don’t see a big deal, esp with all the videos DRP supplies without any retaliation. And yet media decided to scream about the ship from every household appliance.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

My God, you people are just so stuck up your own ass that it'd be impossible to tear you out.
Retard, this this a global issue now, and the more you'll give in to Putin, the worse it's going to be. I too pray NATO isn't crazy enough to get involved, but I also pray that Russia gets its ass kicked and fucks off for a few more decades and NATO is obliged to do whatever else it can besides direct confrontation for the same reason Putin fears NATO itself. Putin takes Ukraine, the risk of nuclear war only increases because it is Russia who has proven time and again that it is willing to attack the west, while NATO, a basically volunteer nation military force that the entire eastern block gladly joined, hasn't shown any interest of invading Russia ever.

It's Vodka goblins killing each other.

If Ukraine wasn't the DNC's piggy bank and the RINO's check cashing place, nobody in the West would give two shits.

If the Eurocucks want NATO to do something, how about they foot the bill, since they showed the US the door.

Fuck the slavs, let them settle their own shit.

 

[Wy4M]

In case someone wonders what that green paint is.

"“Zelyonka”, A bright green topical antiseptic popular in ex-Soviet states. It came to prominence in 2014 during Maidan unrest when it was often used against opposition activists because of its extreme dyeing properties The first image shows a man being treated for lacerations from broken glass caused by Russian munitions, the second shows women in Lviv accused of stealing and painted as a punishment (these people are also frequently tied to lampposts) alexlourie.photo / negr_7775"

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbdsxQEpa8_/

https://archive.ph/yojIJ

"A Ukrainian civilian in a hospital in Kharkiv who was wounded all over his body when his window was blown out by Russian munitions. The most widely used antiseptic in Ukraine has a distinctive blue-green coloration. The man wished to withhold his name."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbaaTUwKjXP/

https://archive.ph/zgJsH

Wounded by Russian munitions and being painted in green by Ukrainians. It's a strange combo.



Edit - Window blown out because of Russian munitions reminded me of this but that's probably me:

Edit 2 - You can clearly see that the open wounds are also painted green so it's clear that the paint was applied after he was wounded.

 

[White_N]

Russia drops white phosphorus bomb in Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/markito0171/status/1502758771155775498

Is this the one or are there some more?

I'm also hearing something about white phosphorus getting used, so the vatni/k/s are in complete overdrive this morning.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Is this the one or are there some more?

Not sure, it's just been an idle mention in other threads. I'll see what I can dig up.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

It's Vodka goblins killing each other.

You jealous of all the vodga they gobble up?

If Ukraine wasn't the DNC's piggy bank and the RINO's check cashing place, nobody in the West would give two shits.

lol

If the Eurocucks want NATO to do something, how about they foot the bill, since they showed the US the door.

That's exactly what Trump said and you know what happened? He was fucking right and countries started making policy to reach the 2% scale, may wantig to go beyond into lvl 3. Though Germany didn't want to do that because why would they ever need a military when they could just do business with Russia, which ended with them needing a fucking military after vodka goblins started killing the other vodka goblins two borders away from theirs.

Fuck the slavs, let them settle their own shit.

Behold another isolationist retard who thinks that if he'll hide under a blanket the world will fix itself.

 

[Getting tard comed]

You jealous of all the vodga they gobble up?

lol

That's exactly what Trump said and you know what happened? He was fucking right and countries started making policy to reach the 2% scale, may wantig to go beyond into lvl 3. Though Germany didn't want to do that because why would they ever need a military when they could just do business with Russia, which ended with them needing a fucking military after vodka goblins started killing the other vodka goblins two borders away from theirs.

Behold another isolationist retard who thinks that if he'll hide under a blanket the world will fix itself.

Lol you're actually pro interventionist in 2022. That's so retarded that made me laugh.

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[White_N]

Medinsky (Assistant to the President of the Russian Federation) called for a prayer to start the day in Russian schools.


"In all public and private schools in the USA over the past 150 years, the school day begins with a short prayer for the glory of America, its symbols and flag, written by American public figures in the second half of the XIX century, which has not changed since then…

I would suggest contacting the Ministry of Education of Russia as a recommendation of our commission to offer a similar system in our schools right now, right today. Please, by virtue of the powers that you have, try to implement this. We will sign the protocol and send it to the Minister of Education. "


Clepto-theocracy starts now.

 

[God of Nothing]

Behold another isolationist retard who thinks that if he'll hide under a blanket the world will fix itself.

The world is perfectly fine. This is the way things have always been. It's Ukraine that's getting fucked.
ironically, intervening would just complicate things even more

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The world is perfectly fine. This is the way things have always been. It's Ukraine that's getting fucked.

Sure. Putin will definitely never do another stupid war ever again ever ever.

ironically, intervening would just complicate things even more

This is also sure. That's why there needs to be a fine line between intervention and allied support.

Lol you're actually pro interventionist in 2022. That's so retarded that made me laugh.

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ooga booga to you to, retard.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Clepto-theocracy starts now.

Lmao they really are gonna re-take constantinople. Don't let the dream be a meme.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Lol you're actually pro interventionist in 2022. That's so retarded that made me laugh.

1 day left!
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18 days left!
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That reminds me of some Simpsons predictions.

The world is perfectly fine. This is the way things have always been. It's Ukraine that's getting fucked.

The late George Carlin would be proud of this joke. That reminds me of that classic.

And no need to guess then TPTB won't give a fuck to read this paragraph from this blog post.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/russia/should-we-cheer-for-putin-to-lose/

...Both China and Russia have American arrogance as a common enemy and the Russian or Chinese people will not send them flowers and Xmas cards thanking them for destroy everything they have built since 1989. However, RELIABLE sources in the Middle East, the UAE, Egypt and even Israel are angry over Biden’s sanctions. Yet the Neocons claim that total isolation forced regime change in South Africa. However, they also had no military power to fight back. That is like claiming a fight is fair with one kid has a rubber band and the other a baseball bat....