2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

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here is my idea of a keyring you could make.
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
I really like the current patch designs and think some look really badass, but being honest, as a woman uterus haver, I wouldn't personally buy any of these because they aren't cute/feminine.
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I’m going to buy them all. It’s difficult for me to donate (thanks to britbong land and mostly mobile fag) so for me, it’s a way to support the forum. So personally, I don’t mind what they are.

However if there is a deathfat or a beauty parlour one then I will buy several.
 
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Futaba said:
I hope there is a MATI patch in the final designs or maybe a chibi slobbermutt. <3 I would also have a preference for some text based patches with "sneed" or "lol calm down" in an obnoxious font/colours.
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I drew an old timey slobber mutt for Null after all the Chris Chan stuff went down. If anyone is bored they can try and make it acceptable. Maybe add “If only you knew how bad things really are.”image.jpg
 
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mikaylatoads said:
There are an astonishing number of faggots that wear denim jackets full of patches because they want you to believe they're hard and not frail soyboys.
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In my local town there used to be a lot of gays that used to go fight with people that used to try and terrorise them at the local gay bar. This was was back in 2008-2010 before everyone was a special little snowflake with their preferred pronouns.
 
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Most community sporting organisations have suppliers that do this (for things like sponsors), not sure about the velcro though, but for example:


I'm sure those types of vendors wouldn't have 1000/month limits as they do them for clubs etc, but the actual shipping may be an issue... But that doesn't seem as much of an issue if you're ordering a set limit of each (first come first serve type thing)?
 
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Sektor 37 said:
As a daily drinker of hot liquids, a Kiwi Farms mug (15 oz) would be great, and wouldn't have to be toned down to pass in public.
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Hell, I'd unironically buy a Kiwi Farms Frisbee flying disc, but if we're throwing out suggestions for next run, what about a drooling dog oppai mousepad?
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
I really like the current patch designs and think some look really badass, but being honest, as a woman uterus haver, I wouldn't personally buy any of these because they aren't cute/feminine.

Just pointing out, given the fact the female demographic on KF is big and continues to grow, you could probably get more sales if you included a couple of cute/girly patches.
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.... Not sure how I feel about that lol, but I'm sure many people will agree with you. I, too, carry the sacred XX chromosomes but tend not to purchase overly "cute" stuff. It may work well for the college girl demographic though.

Designs that, at first glance, look innocuous enough not to get undue attention from the general public but that have a harsh undercurrent if you know what to look for are particularly appealing IMHO.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
.... Not sure how I feel about that lol, but I'm sure many people will agree with you. I, too, carry the sacred XX chromosomes but tend not to purchase overly "cute" stuff. It may work well for the college girl demographic though.

Designs that, at first glance, look innocuous enough not to get undue attention from the general public but that have a harsh undercurrent if you know what to look for are particularly appealing IMHO.
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I don't consider myself a girly-girl, but I still like cute and feminine stuff. And as much as I can appreciate the patch designs and think they look really cool, I wouldn't use them because I'm not into that kind of aesthetic. I figure that if I'm not into it, there's probably other women on KF that isn't into that look either.

That being said, it's totally not a big deal either way, I know these patches are meant to help keep the site alive. I just thought it might be worth mentioning that KF could possibly get some more money if they offered a couple of cuter designs.
 
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kittyfucker said:
simple but i think it's cute :):optimistic:
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This one is great. Simple enough to just be a cool-looking positive niche/esoteric design, yet people who get it will get it. It doesn't feel like you're missing out on a joke or context, even if you don't know about kf.

Only thing I'd say is that at a glance/distance most people would think it's a gay pride patch. Y'know, not like there's anything wrong with that... but I doubt that's what a lot of people here would want lmao.

ForTheHoard said:
Excellent work. I took them both into paint for 9000 hours and swapped the features I liked most.
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This is definitely my favourite design so far though; great work on this.
 
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Ophelia said:
I’m curious about what kind of patch design kiwi women would like. Any examples?
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I'm trying to figure that out and I am one. It's as bad as deciding what I want for dinner...

Maybe something garishly cutesy... A kawaii angry kiwi or retard mutt... Maybe 'dox found' in the grossest cute font available. A beauty parlour lipstick might be sweet.... Hmmm...

Personally speaking I'd buy both one of those and a gritty tactical looking one to really set one another off.
 
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