Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Mister Uno]

This kid, Lord have mercy lol

Retard, if Russia had won Ukraine in 2 seconds, you'd still have a shit economy and ass biting inflation because Putin would have pressed the juice out of EU to submit as much as possible, China would still do what China do, and Brandon's gay rights economy would still fuck America's money machine.
Saying that your money's worth less because some Ukrainians are grinding their teeth to protect their home is alike to the pasty lanklet nerd classmate who sits on the bench at gym class all the time and complains how the jocks don't know how to play basketball or some shit. It's pathetic and beyond retarded.

If I call you a nigger fag, it will at least be mildly funny, especially since it true.
If you keep yammering how Ukraine is stupid for defending itself and asking for help against a much stronger foe and that's why money go bad, then I'm sorry, you're just retarded and this discussion will remain retarded.

Can you please stop shitting up the thread? Thanks boo.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He's a legit genius supervillain...

He may be a "villain" within the debunked West=good, East=bad paradigm [which is an outgrowth of the closer-to-home left/right paradigm], but he's not a "villain" for putting what he believes is his nation first [even if he's going about it in the wrong way] or, at least, putting it before a hostile alliance of nations that have shown, particularly over the past decade, that they really don't care much at all about any "unfriendly" nation's sovereignty, national interests or the wants/needs of their populations.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Can you please stop shitting up the thread? Thanks boo.

Tell your blanket hiding faggots to stop replying to my "shit" lol

 

[White_N]

I am not sure if they are making fun of Ukraine or trying to show support, but either way, it is hilarious.

 

[Happy Fish]

Lol you're actually pro interventionist in 2022. That's so retarded that made me laugh.

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I wonder what illicit activity we would wind up guarding like opium fields in Afghanistan. Ukrainian human trafficking dungeons?

I mean, ignoring the nuclear holocaust and all that.

 

[NynchLiggers]

You can talk shit about the west all you want but imo, if Russia and China made authentic offers to us and gave a shit about people in the sense of improving the overall quality of life of their citizens and by extention the world and choosing to share and work closely with the west they would be welcomed in. The way the internet is nobody would be for a major war against either countries. If for example Russia chose to play ball the west the new world order would let them control the baltic states and Ukraine and China places like Taiwan. But these faggots don't trust us so its sketchy and tenuous. The fact we hold each other hostage with Nuclear Weapons is caveman style shit. Worse is if one side can shoulder the attack of a Nuclear strike and basically create a free and accepted genocide of the offender.

I will bite the bait and say: You talk as if the the west would ever accept something that would not be a one-sided agreement where only the western entities benefit from.
It doesn't matter tho, so enjoy what remains of it's prosperity while it lasts.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

He may be a "villain" within the debunked West=good, East=bad paradigm [which is an outgrowth of the closer-to-home left/right paradigm], but he's not a "villain" for putting what he believes is his nation first [even if he's going about it in the wrong way] or, at least, putting it before a hostile alliance of nations that have shown, particularly over the past decade, that they really don't care much at all about any "unfriendly" nation's sovereignty, national interests or the wants/needs of their populations.

Maybe you should ease off when your defense of Vlad the Wonderful can be applied to Adolph the Magnificent with pretty much zero changes.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I will bite the bait and say: You talk as if the the west would ever accept something that would not be a one-sided agreement where only the western entities benefit from.
It doesn't matter tho, so enjoy what remains of it's prosperity while it lasts.

Well its a fucking pipe dream. It's fucking sad that it is because normal folk like you and me could work together and share in a group setting but world leaders refuse to.

 

[just a banana]

I'm #soconfused; somehow VVP is both a bumbling caricature of a villian like Dr. Evil and a legit genius supervillain like Dr. No.

Make up your minds, A3OBros.

Lukashenka wants to get in on some of that supervillian action too

 

[Uncle Buck]

Maybe you should ease off when your defense of Vlad the Wonderful can be applied to Adolph the Magnificent with pretty much zero changes.

Mmmmkay. Except for that whole ancillary effort to specifically wipe out certain populations because... reasons. And waging total war on everyone else.

Seriously, "everything I dislike is literally Hitler" is the best thing you can come up with?

Lukashenka wants to get in on some of that supervillian action too

Oh Luka... Now that guy could legitimately be called a caricature of the caricature that is Dr. Evil.

 

[just a banana]

Well its a fucking pipe dream. It's fucking sad that it is because normal folk like you and me could work together and share in a group setting but world leaders refuse to.

No we couldn't, we'd just get into slapfights like this thread is full of, which is why we all get stuck with fucking world leaders

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Mmmmkay. Except for that whole ancillary effort to specifically wipe out certain populations because... reasons. And waging total war on everyone else.

Seriously, "everything I dislike is literally Hitler" is the best thing you can come up with?

I thought globohomos and jews WERE your enemy here.

You guys need to stick to your retarded schticks.

 

[White_N]

I wonder what illicit activity we would wind up guarding like opium fields in Afghanistan. Ukrainian trafficking dungeons?

I mean, ignoring the nuclear holocaust and all that.

Fiery, but mostly peaceful human trafficking dungeons

 

[The Good Nigger]

We're not Ukrainian

My pet theory is that half the thread is ukrainian, but most are ashamed of it, so pretend to be foreigners. No, I won't take the pills.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well its a fucking pipe dream. It's fucking sad that it is because normal folk like you and me could work together and share in a group setting but world leaders refuse to.

Indeed... And which world leader involved in the current unpleasantness was it who refused to listen to his neighbor's security concerns - going so far as to welcome a hostile power into its borders, conduct war games, call for his nation to host nuclear weapons, all while refusing to engage in any diplomacy whatsoever with said neighbor.

[And that, while engaging in what would otherwise be called crimes against humanity for bombing his own countrymen.]

I'll give you three guesses, but you'll only need one.

I'll also give you a clue: it wasn't VVP.

I thought globohomos and jews WERE your enemy here.
You guys need to stick to your retarded schticks.

You're projecting.

 

[BaldAndMorallyBankrupt]

My pet theory is that half the thread is ukrainian, but most are ashamed of it, so pretend to be foreigners. No, I won't take the pills.

I too would be ashamed if my countries main exports were Nazi LARPers and child porn.

At least now they'll be whitewashed for a few decades along with the polacks.

 

[White_N]

My pet theory is that half the thread is ukrainian, but most are ashamed of it, so pretend to be foreigners. No, I won't take the pills.

But what if Genghis Khan was a Ukrainian? That means half of the world is now as well.
Hehe, my pills taste like blueberries.

 

[Meat Target]

Ukrainians didn't ask to be the newest vicarious virtue-signal for Western slacktivists, any more than they asked to be invaded by Russia.

I want globohomo and Reddit to eat shit as much as the rest of us, but not at the expense of the lives of innocent Ukrainians.

I support Ukraine, but not for the reasons TPTB want me to. It's not some bastion of Democracy. At the end of the day, Putin is sticking his dick where it doesn't belong.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

He may be a "villain" within the debunked West=good, East=bad paradigm [which is an outgrowth of the closer-to-home left/right paradigm], but he's not a "villain" for putting what he believes is his nation first [even if he's going about it in the wrong way] or, at least, putting it before a hostile alliance of nations that have shown, particularly over the past decade, that they really don't care much at all about any "unfriendly" nation's sovereignty, national interests or the wants/needs of their populations.

I'm a supervillain. My hands are soaked with the blood of the innocents.

^this graph is just official numbers, and is from 2014, before my campaign in Syria reached its peak.

 

[Wy4M]

US Ukrainian 'adventurer' has a next story ready.
But it will only be available if he gets 5000 likes. That way he understands what you're interested in.

Spoiler: Previous story

I’ve decided to continue writing stories here so that I will not forget about them in future, let’s call it a war blog about our adventures. As usual, no names would be given, only those which are allowed to share now.

One of our days.

Our small group went on a seek and destroy mission.

We got to our starting point and went on foot from there. While we were progressing we focused on every movement that eye and optics can see.

When we got to our “A” point, we’ve checked all corners and hideouts, but only found looted houses and lots of empty bottles of alcohol. By the looks of it we were certain those belongs to ruskies, they’re no different from a pigs we’ve got into our positions and started observing the location.

After we did that we made a plan and went on a meeting with SOF group.

Group task was - Go through the route that we made, clear the area and get to point “B”

As we progressed pushing ruskies from trenches (you should’ve seen them running away in fear) we’ve faced a very drastic picture. Among the dead bodies we found a elderly civilian woman, she was tied to a tree, she died from a frostbite. They tied her so that she won’t tell anyone their location (presumably)

Moving forward, we saw the bags and backpacks filled with stuff that they stole from the houses of civilians, more empty bottles. Their positions looked like a pork stall.

Group moved further.

When we got to our next point we’ve checked the perimeter and stayed on it.
Group started clearing the buildings. While one group “working” the other holds position and wait for the reinforcements that would hold regained positions.

Our mission was accomplished. Bonus findings were:
-docs
-missile

SOF guys you’re the best