Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%

  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%
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CAPTAIN MATI said:
You jealous of all the vodga they gobble up?
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Not really. It's pretty shitty stuff. Most of it is made in radiators and will probably make anyone who isn't a subhuman go blind.
CAPTAIN MATI said:
That's exactly what Trump said and you know what happened? He was fucking right and countries started making policy to reach the 2% scale, may wantig to go beyond into lvl 3. Though Germany didn't want to do that because why would they ever need a military when they could just do business with Russia, which ended with them needing a fucking military after vodka goblins started killing the other vodka goblins two borders away from theirs.
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They've always sucked on Americas tits since the 50's.

Funny thing is, they demanded the US military leave until there isn't a single US tank unit in Germany and then they still wouldn't meet their NATO obligations. Hell, there isn't even any tactical nukes there any more.

But hey, they had gibs for immigrants.
CAPTAIN MATI said:
Behold another isolationist retard who thinks that if he'll hide under a blanket the world will fix itself.
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Yeah, that's totally my stance.

Not that the Vodka Goblins haven't been killing each other for ever. Not that Bosnia wasn't a fucking shit show full of retards that was a total fucking good use of my time.

I just know that there's more to the world than Burgerlanders and Vodka Goblins.

Maybe it's time to just let these countries fucking have it out.

Maybe we've spent enough blood in Europe for the sake of ungrateful retards.

Maybe we've given them enough money and supported them for long enough.

"Fuck 'em" doesn't mean I'm an isolationist. "Fuck 'em" means: Let them fight.
 
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Russia’s ain’t gonna take shit, Russia’s gonna take over all of Ukraine, Russia’s gonna attack a NATO country.. that’s so many options.
Maybe, just maybe you guys need to remember words of the one who actually started this whole operation.
Pretty clear to me. And the demands aren’t changing with time.
Also, I think peace talks are a sham. Putin isn’t gonna stop till Ukrainian army is rendered completely submissive.
 
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Frail Snail said:
It's gonna happen, mark my words. After they take Ukraine, losing all their military hardware, rations, and ammunition in the process, they'll take the last 100 soldiers (all that remains of the Russian army), strap them to their non-functioning nukes for manual aim and commence glorious launch for the Motherland. Naturally, all of them will land on Poland.
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The true tragedy in all of this is that Poland couldn't be Russia's neighbor rather than Ukraine. The P[r]oles are literally the feces of humanity, and nothing of value would be lost with their complete annihilation. Interestingly, they seem to be the loudest voice screaming for another world war - evidencing the fact that they learned nothing from what happened in the previous two as well as the destruction of their "commonwealth".
 
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Uncle Buck said:
The true tragedy in all of this is that Poland couldn't be Russia's neighbor rather than Ukraine. The P[r]oles are literally the feces of humanity, and nothing of value would be lost with their complete annihilation. Interestingly, they seem to be the loudest voice screaming for another world war - evidencing the fact that they learned nothing from what happened in the previous two as well as the destruction of their "commonwealth".
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@Elbereth thoughts?
 
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kuuu said:
Russia’s ain’t gonna take shit, Russia’s gonna take over all of Ukraine, Russia’s gonna attack a NATO country.. that’s so many options.
Maybe, just maybe you guys need to remember words of the one who actually started this whole operation.
Pretty clear to me. And the demands aren’t changing with time.
Also, I think peace talks are a sham. Putin isn’t gonna stop till Ukrainian army is rendered completely submissive.
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Russia isn't able to take all of Ukraine.

It would be very difficult.

Western Ukraine is too anti-Russian to control.

We don't even know what their political goals are since they're clearly following Clausewitz's way of waging war.

"War is the continuation of politics by other means"

That means that their political goals depend on how well they perform on the battlefield.

So far they're performing poorly on the battlefield and that means they'll have to temper their political ambitions.
 
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God of Nothing said:
him clapping the petrodollar was genius though
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Not necessarily.

Sure, it made the ruble stronger right now, because eurocucks have to buy it.
However, before, the dollar/euro that Russia received in trade, it could spent with other trade partners.
Now, the rubles Russia gets for gas, will have to be later converted to something else, since China does not want russian currency. They want dollar/yuan. EU wants dollar/euro. US wants to seeth/dilate.

So, the ruble doing better could be just temporary. And the real solution would be to have somewhere you can spend the currency. Which you can't jury rig in a jiffy, since it requires actually creating industry of your own, not just outsourcing everything to China and using petrol money to pay for it.

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That's according to the russian financists I'm reading.
I actually know nothing, and am retarded with money, since I spend mine on silver coins and POE stash tabs.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Not really. It's pretty shitty stuff. Most of it is made in radiators and will probably make anyone who isn't a subhuman go blind.
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So what? You'll just continue to only drink warm milk for the rest of your life?
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
They've always sucked on Americas tits since the 50's.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but to Germany's defense, America did kinda occupy it militarily since the 50's too. Kinda gives their anti American sentiment some kind of cred that makes sense.
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Funny thing is, they demanded the US military leave until there isn't a single US tank unit in Germany and then they still wouldn't meet their NATO obligations. Hell, there isn't even any tactical nukes there any more.
But hey, they had gibs for immigrants.
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Germany always has gibs like they always have cancer for everybody surrounding them. I have a theory that their industrial mastery is because of some kind of deal with the devil where they have to make life shit for those close to them so they can stay at the top.
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Yeah, that's totally my stance.
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It's a fine stance. Worked for Japan for a couple of hundred years until the world flew right passed them and then they had to catch up.
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Not that the Vodka Goblins haven't been killing each other for ever. Not that Bosnia wasn't a fucking shit show full of retards that was a total fucking good use of my time.
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Socialisticims be damned.
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
I just know that there's more to the world than Burgerlanders and Vodka Goblins.
Maybe it's time to just let these countries fucking have it out.
Maybe we've spent enough blood in Europe for the sake of ungrateful retards.
Maybe we've given them enough money and supported them for long enough.
"Fuck 'em" doesn't mean I'm an isolationist. "Fuck 'em" means: Let them fight.
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This shit makes sense, but in all fairness, whenever you say "fuck them, let them sort it out", that shit don't fly anymore. America has caused just as much bullshit as it thinks its being called to fight in the nae of someone else. The west leaves Ukraine, as was said a million times now, Russia won't stop or give a fuck about any kind of red lines. Putin's Russia is an imperialist shithole that will keep pressing farther bit by bit and they will without a doubt knock on the Alaskan border perhaps now in this decade, but perhaps the next one, especially if all the secession talk will start turning into action.
No need for US troops in Europe anymore, we got plenty of ours and the will to fuck some ruskies up. But money and support is always vital if the west wants to call itself the west for another century or all of them.
 
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Josterman said:
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Tim Pool is a joke. You cant join the TDF in Ukraine as a foreigner unless you have at least 1 year military service (they don't have time to train) so its doubtful many redditors actually went over to fight, They are just clout chasing. The Pro-Russia crowd loved this story but its just propaganda from probably the west and Russia to not go and senselessly die.
 
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Wy4M said:
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Not sure if the vid has already been posted here.
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Yeah that’s the one that Tim mentioned
Disheveled Human said:
Tim Pool is a joke. You cant join the TDF in Ukraine as a foreigner unless you have at least 1 year military service (they don't have time to train) so its doubtful many redditors actually went over to fight, They are just clout chasing.
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What they are doing is Getting people killed although with that one crusade of man children going over there wouldn’t surprise me
 
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