Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Dalton so obviously has a bathroom fetish. The fact that he shares these accident stories publically is like trait #1 of these humiliation-seeking weirdos. I bet he gets off to diaper porn.

Diaper Dalton.

No wonder why he is married to a Mexican relative of Jeb! bush’s wife.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

One thing I thought about after watching last night’s show. ppp and warski say kaiclips is shutting down daltons scat stream and talking sense and then within minutes Kai is in their chat preserving his honor and saying he’s nothing like them and wants nothing to do with them. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Just further evidence the groyper generals are in group chats watching the kino casino and seething.

 

[Fivehead]

So my “Agent Alaska” nickname turns out to be true or partially true. Not surprising. Agent Alaska was stunk of fed vibes with me. This proves once more that AF is a den of vipers and glowies all over

To be fair, out of all the people who get accused of being a Fed, Baked Alaska was always the most obvious one, even back in the MAGA days. I know it's been said already but it deserves to be reiterated: being free to do whatever he wants rather than rotting in solitary confinement like the other (less notable) J6ers should have sealed the deal in the mind of anyone on the fence.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Nick is literally too lazy to run for office. He can barely even run a stream. It's already asking him too much to get out of bed and hit a button on his computer at the same time everyday so how do any of you expect him to attempt to hold political office? He's late for his own show. He's late for his own annual conference (that is 100% planned by his stooges). He's late for his little political rallies and protests which he hijacks. He was too lazy to even move out of his parents basement, even after he became a millionaire.

If he somehow manages to run for political office it will be because he is completely managed and controlled by a handler (which should concern you as a supporter).

Nick probably thinks he gains clout by showing up fashionably late to events.

Dalton so obviously has a bathroom fetish. The fact that he shares these accident stories publically is like trait #1 of these humiliation-seeking weirdos. I bet he gets off to diaper porn.

Diaper Dalton.

He responded on telegram:

 

[Fivehead]

Gonna need pics of the wife.

 

[Claus]

That AF montage with Blood on the Dancefloor playing over it that was shown at the end of Kino Casino last night was fucking amazing. Sums up the movement perfectly

 

[byuu]

How does shitting your pants help us win the culture war?

 

[Solodomor]

Apparently KaiClips

It really says a lot about the movement, that if the enemy jokingly says you're on their side. You have to run on stream and clarify that you aren't on their side and love AF. With all the purging and paranoia, AF is starting to look like the darkest days of the Great Purge. Nick is Stalin and Beersoy is Lavrentiy Beria.

The funniest part is that Kai was probably doing his weekly routine of watching his favorite channel do what he wishes deep down he could do. BTFO aspirating movement. He INSTANTLY appeared in chat when he was mentioned, so he was obviously watching the show. He knows that he’s next, but he just got scared when PPP mentioned him, and started something out in chat.

 

[salubrious hog]

Kai Clips is currently on Dalton's stream bitching about PPP taking his criticisms against Nick in "bad faith". I got news for you Kai, there is no such thing as a good faith disagreement with Nick or even Beardson for that matter. Are they gonna kick you? Maybe not but they will hold it over you and maybe set up more ritual humiliation content in the coming weeks. Just consider if it's worth staying in a movement that treats you like a bitchboy

The funniest things to me about calling all of the criticisms of nick bad faith (not just in this scenario but in virtually all others as well) is that 1.) They can never show you what a "good faith" criticism looks like (similar to jews and israel, ironically, and just like with jews, they will never tell you that this is because they think Nick (israel, in the case of the jews) should not be criticised) and 2.) How else do you respomd to someone who exclusively operates in bad faith?

From the Baked Alaska Thread:

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Lmao'ing becauae the one nick ballwasher in this thread made a fuss about the J6 committee only being able to ask for things within the "scope" of their investigation. For a group of people hell-bent on claiming a semiotic monppoly on being "dissidents" they sure do have a piss-poor conception of what that actually means.

It really says a lot about the movement, that if the enemy jokingly says you're on their side. You have to run on stream and clarify that you aren't on their side and love AF. With all the purging and paranoia, AF is starting to look like the darkest days of the Great Purge. Nick is Stalin and Beersoy is Lavrentiy Beria.

And they say WE don't get jokes and irony. Ha!

 

[Nod Flenders]

All of the groyper tards talk like children. The absolute state of this "serious" "optical" movement.

Groypers are children.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He responded on telegram:

What a cope. I've had no exposure to this faggot before last night and forget the pants shitting, that video of him dancing is one of the most homosexual things I've ever seen. If PPP was holding back, I can't even imagine what else is in this guy's history. The generic "I'm blessed" statement comes off as "please, stop paying attention to me". Wise choice Dalton, but the floodgates have been opened. It's over for you, buddy.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

The long-term goal is to save the white race.

That said, while having long term goals is necessary, having long-term goals is also highly overrated. Part of the problem with the Alt Right is that it ONLY had long-term goals. There would be long drawn-out debates as to what system of government they wanted to have in the all-white ethnostate and no discussion at all as to what the first step should be towards making that dream a reality.

Personally, I have a theory that Nick is planning to run for office and that is why he is moving to Florida. I will stress that this is a theory. I have no inside info on this but consider:
-Nick is 23 now
-He'll be constitutionally eligible to run for Congress at 25
-He has to establish a year of residency before he can legally run in Florida.
-Nick's friend Laura Loomer is in Florida. She has already run for congress and so Nick will have access to her donor network.
-Florida has some law where Big Tech can not ban people who are running for office.

I'm surprised that no one on Kiwi Farms has figured that out yet. I mean, you guys aren't very bright but I would think that maybe with your collective intellectual powers combined that you might have been able to put 2 and 2 together on this.
I mean, why Florida? Why not move to Texas where Alex Jones and Elijah Shaffer are? New York and L.A. would have more networking opportunities. Again, I have no inside info on this but IMO, if his goal was to increase the size of his online audience, there are better places to go.

Now, it is possible that he wants to move to Florida because that is where AFPAC is held and he thinks he could make AFPAC super-awesome if he could be on the ground in Florida in the run up to it. He could meet with everyone face to face. He could see the room. He could taste the food, etc.
I'll admit that Nick growing his online following is an uphill climb under current circumstance but I think AFPAC will definitely grow in relevance if for no other reason than because there is a need in the broader Dissident Right for an event like it.
Assuming Nick can continue assembling enough high-profile VIP's, AFPAC could just become the annual Dissident Right networking event. Because, hey, maybe you don't like Nick but you'd like to meet Jared Taylor, Gavin McInnis, and Peter Brimelow. Maybe you are more of a TRS guy but you have friend who are going. It's an excuse to spend time with friends If you are a content creator, you can go to AFPAC with a stack of business cards and network. Maybe you could score an on-the-spot interview with someone.
If at the end of the day, the only think Nick ends up accomplishing is setting up the big Dissident Right networking event of the year, he would still be making a enormous contribution to the Right and it would give him a tremendous amount of influence over its direction.

And here is where the accusations of gatekeeping come in but that's another story.

So it is possible that Nick is moving to Florida because he wants to make AFPAC his primary focus. But personally (and again, I have no inside info) I suspect that he is planning to run for office.

Nick Fuentes is going to run for Congress and lose in a larger margin than David Duke ever could’ve imagined.

Actually wait, 600,000 people voted for David Duke, Nick won’t even be getting 0.1% of that lmao

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Nick probably thinks he gains clout by showing up fashionably late to events.


He responded on telegram:
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> evil nation corrupted by satanist
> gives hope
> Fellow Christians, let's talk about how we shit our pants in intricate detail
> shit post

Last part is true literally.

 

[salubrious hog]

Reminder that everything Nick and AF are going through is just the beginning of God's punishment for them all invoking Christ in vain

 

[Cocktimus prime]

A little inside baseball from fedi. People from poast have been shit poasting about "dark maga" and a couple accounts have been checking nicks telegram too see how long itd take too leak too nick. Well nick has now hopped onto the dark maga meme. Just another thing too look at as nick loves stealing and taking credit for memes and he may have found his newest one.

 

[salubrious hog]

"America First is inevetable!"

Go to the bathroom now!

I can smell you shitting yourself!

youtu.be

 

[Family Guy Reference]

Nick Fuentes is going to run for Congress and lose in a larger margin than David Duke ever could’ve imagined.

David Duke served in the House of Representatives for 4 years and Patrick Little got 90,000 votes during his run for Senate. Nick Fuentes has been almost 100% online his entire political "career" and has absolutely no experience with real politics. He took 1 year of PolySci classes in college and turned it into 5 years of teenagers worshipping him like an oracle.

Nick criticized Joe Kent for running for office in a district he wasn't raised in, but at least Joe Kent was born in the same region not even a hundred miles away. Nick Fuentes was born and raised a THOUSAND miles away, in a region with a completely different landscape, where the people speak a completely different dialect, where they have a different culture, way of life, etc. He might as well have been born in a different country. Nick Fuentes would lose to a homeless person in any kind of election.

If that really is Nick's plan, we have been underestimating his ego and overestimating his intelligence.

 

[Family Guy Reference]

A little inside baseball from fedi. People from poast have been shit poasting about "dark maga" and a couple accounts have been checking nicks telegram too see how long itd take too leak too nick. Well nick has now hopped onto the dark maga meme. Just another thing too look at as nick loves stealing and taking credit for memes and he may have found his newest one.

When he was on twitter he would always be humor police but he's so far behind the curve it's hard to believe, especially for an extremely online right-winger.

 

[High Tea]

> evil nation corrupted by satanist
> gives hope
> Fellow Christians, let's talk about how we shit our pants in intricate detail
> shit post

Last part is true literally.

Masons are satanists. Dalton hasn't read his Masonic Bible.

David Duke served in the House of Representatives for 4 years and Patrick Little got 90,000 votes during his run for Senate. Nick Fuentes has been almost 100% online his entire political "career" and has absolutely no experience with real politics. He took 1 year of PolySci classes in college and turned it into 5 years of teenagers worshipping him like an oracle.

Nick criticized Joe Kent for running for office in a district he wasn't raised in, but at least Joe Kent was born in the same region not even a hundred miles away. Nick Fuentes was born and raised a THOUSAND miles away, in a region with a completely different landscape, where the people speak a completely different dialect, where they have a different culture, way of life, etc. He might as well have been born in a different country. Nick Fuentes would lose to a homeless person in any kind of election.

If that really is Nick's plan, we have been underestimating his ego and overestimating his intelligence.

Florida has a large Jewish population. Nick's opponent would only need to play the cookie joke or any take of Nick's on Israel and he's toast. Loomer is Jewish, doesn't have nearly the baggage Nick has and wasn't able to be elected in Florida.

 

[Cat Attack]

Masons are satanists. Dalton hasn't read his Masonic Bible.

Florida has a large Jewish population. Nick's opponent would only need to play the cookie joke or any take of Nick's on Israel and he's toast. Loomer is Jewish, doesn't have nearly the baggage Nick has and wasn't able to be elected in Florida.

Loomer ran in a district no Republican on earth could have won because it was just a ploy for money and attention. If someone like Nick or Loomer wants to win a congressional seat they pick a house district that’s like +30 red then try to sneak in through a primary with a few non-nutbag republicans splitting the sane person vote and win the general by default. That’s how you end up with your Gosars, Crawfords, Greenes, Boeberts etc. Unless whatever district Nick is flirting with is solid red and has ten mainstream republicans splitting the non-nutbag vote and no other fringe idiots running good fucking luck. Even then Nick has attracted enough attention the RNC would probably drag out some crazy MTG level Q-anon wine milf to split his vote because him winning a primary would be a disaster for them on a large scale.