Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Trayvon Fartin]

A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.

Retarded

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.

Not likely at all. Fatrick would have to cross the river and go a little northwest to get that shit. And he is too afraid of black people to get any of those drugs. He is just a drunk, fat, retard with too much time on his hands because he doesn't have a real job and spends all his time at Hooligans on his phone

 

[Nod Flenders]

Not likely at all. Fatrick would have to cross the river and go a little northwest to get that shit. And he is too afraid of black people to get any of those drugs. He is just a drunk, fat, retard with too much time on his hands because he doesn't have a real job and spends all his time at Hooligans on his phone

Patrick is also too lazy to get off of his ass.

 

[Meat Target]

A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.

He'd have brown instead of yellow teeth if he were on meth.

 

[Hot Dog]

I love the "career" choice he has as a writer, an occupation that has almost no defined standards other than what publishers put out. It is literally a nothing job and perfect for people like Patrick who want to feel smugly intellectual while doing nothing.

The drawing rocket ships in his book like a glue eating 3rd grader is hilarious.

 

[thismanlies]

I don't know if you linger at litcrit, but I would totally believe he has that set up on his phone for numbers not in his address book, if not for him occasionally needing to correct the record in private text messages for some reason

I seriously don’t know why he doesn’t learn to code. Not only could he build a bot that would argue with his toilet for him, he could land an actual job at a tech company where he can get paid to bitch all day about his twatter stalkers and associate with even bigger pedos than the SFWA.

 

[Somerville Dan]

A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.

He's been afraid to try marijuana his whole life. He may be on drugs, but they are likely not the recreational variety.

 

[instythot]

I seriously don’t know why he doesn’t learn to code. Not only could he build a bot that would argue with his toilet for him, he could land an actual job at a tech company where he can get paid to bitch all day about his twatter stalkers and associate with even bigger pedos than the SFWA.

I don't know if you've read his writing samples, but I do not think he has the aptitude to write in languages where logic and structural consistency are what makes the difference between success and failure.

If he managed to pull it off, though, he could have direct access to trannies who would have work obligations to interact with him

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I seriously don’t know why he doesn’t learn to code. Not only could he build a bot that would argue with his toilet for him, he could land an actual job at a tech company where he can get paid to bitch all day about his twatter stalkers and associate with even bigger pedos than the SFWA.

That would involve working and working requires you to get off twitter for a while

 

[Rekkington]

A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.

I don't think that's it. The reason he is replying to everything is because he sees Twitter as the primary pillar of his writing career, and pretty much the only thing he has going right now. This is something he takes pride in, and lists his tweets alongside his published work.
He is desperately trying to correct the record, which is why this is all basically him copying and pasting a form letter to make sure anyone who stumbles upon it will know. This isn't even really him trying to win against these people, so not to give Pat any credit but he's not fighting that sort of war with the troll; he is just in damage control mode. This is why he paid so much to get his account back, and why he is so fixated on getting verified again.
So rather than meth, this is just the effect of twitter on the gay loser mind.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you really think that the skill and enthusiasm that Patrick tells us Nikki fucks him with doesn't at least burn a few calories for her?

I doubt ten seconds before he spurts off counts as exercise.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

What the fuck is he talking about, dissection of donated bodies was made legal after the Burke and Hare murders in the 1820s. By the 1900s it had long been a non-issue. Not to mention, they took place in Edinburgh, not London. I'm going to be kind and assume he miswrote 1900s for 1800s, though I'm probably being too kind given how retarded Pat is about literally everything and especially about everything involving his writing. I doubt he's doing any research anyway, he probably hasn't even looked on wikipedia. Which I just did to get the exact dates for the Burke/Hare body snatching and the exact location where they happened. I'm not aware of any similarly famous London cases.

I bet if someone pointed it out to him, he'd just double-down on it. He's so reflexively oppositional about being confronted or corrected. It's like he can't take the ego hit of admitting error, ever, in even the smallest and most harmless of ways. What happened in his childhood to make him this way?

 

[AnOminous]

I seriously don’t know why he doesn’t learn to code. Not only could he build a bot that would argue with his toilet for him, he could land an actual job at a tech company where he can get paid to bitch all day about his twatter stalkers and associate with even bigger pedos than the SFWA.

There's a reason "learn to code" got tagged as hate speech on Twitter and gets you an auto-ban. These retards know they're too stupid to do that, which is why it is mocking them to tell them to do that. In any event they'd just end up competing with smarter pajeets and losing.

I bet if someone pointed it out to him, he'd just double-down on it. He's so reflexively oppositional about being confronted or corrected. It's like he can't take the ego hit of admitting error, ever, in even the smallest and most harmless of ways. What happened in his childhood to make him this way?

This is what makes speds like Fat Rick so endlessly entertaining. When someone is this retarded, this idiotic, all you have to do is pick some absurdly idiotic thing they said, something obviously wrong even to the kind of people who unironically follow nitwits like this, and just pick at it endlessly. Watch this moron writhing around denying obvious facts over and over. It's really irresistible to a troll. And he wonders why he is rarely awake for ten minutes without being trolled.

This is peak Rick. He announces he's "researching" something and that he doesn't even know what century it happened in or what city it happened in at the same time. He said a sentence, it had three facts in it, all of them wrong. He obviously has not researched shit, he doesn't know when it happened, and he doesn't know where it happened. What an absolute retard. He probably thinks London is the entire set of islands.

Basically three statements, one of them a blatant lie and two of them deeply ignorant of a subject he claims to have "researched."

 

[Space Cooter]

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What the fuck is he talking about, dissection of donated bodies was made legal after the Burke and Hare murders in the 1820s. By the 1900s it had long been a non-issue. Not to mention, they took place in Edinburgh, not London. I'm going to be kind and assume he miswrote 1900s for 1800s, though I'm probably being too kind given how retarded Pat is about literally everything and especially about everything involving his writing. I doubt he's doing any research anyway, he probably hasn't even looked on wikipedia. Which I just did to get the exact dates for the Burke/Hare body snatching and the exact location where they happened. I'm not aware of any similarly famous London cases.

I bet if someone pointed it out to him, he'd just double-down on it. He's so reflexively oppositional about being confronted or corrected. It's like he can't take the ego hit of admitting error, ever, in even the smallest and most harmless of ways. What happened in his childhood to make him this way?

The result of rewarding kids for creativity and thinking outside the box instead of being correct…mixed with telling kids of slightly above average intellect that they’re highly gifted, brilliant writers, and destined for greatness.

 

[Spunt]

A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.

Alcohol addiction explains all those things as well. And it also explains why his face is disproportionately bloated, which meth addiction does not. He's a full-time bar fly.

It's not unheard of for chronic alcoholics to develop personality disorders due to brain damage from long-term drinking, and of course people with pre-existing mental disorders are prone to substance problems.

Pat's behaviour makes (a bit) more sense if you imagine him being drunk all the time. The dumb opinions, the belligerence, the ego, the long Twitter sessions.

And of course drinking, particularly beer, makes you fat. Patrick is fat. He's very fat.

Fat.

 

[Ophelia]

Spoiler: History sperging

There were “resurrection men” at work in London as well, including a group referred to as “The London Burkers,” but it was over and done with after Burke and Hare were arrested and the new law was put into place. Pat would have to set his book in the early 1800s. If “A Christmas Carol” is meant to be set in the year it was published (1843), that’s already too late. Pat should have just attempted to write an original fantasy instead of trying to root this trash in history while shitting on a classic.

Pat on meth would be interesting, and therefore it’s probably not true. He’s just an ordinary alky.

 

[Caverlock]

Normally I don't go for tawdry humor but forcing the meme that Patrick could not stop ripping ass in court while he responds defensively is killing me, actual out-loud laughter.

That's awful. At least the bar meatloaf fusillade during the speeding ticket hearing wasn't in person.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat's behaviour makes (a bit) more sense if you imagine him being drunk all the time. The dumb opinions, the belligerence, the ego, the long Twitter sessions.

I imagine him behaving in much the same manner sober. But not remembering what he said a minute ago from impending Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome would explain some of his more obviously stupid behaviors. He literally doesn't even remember what just happened.

And of course drinking, particularly beer, makes you fat. Patrick is fat. He's very fat.

He is definitely obese. Corpulent. A manbabymountain.

 

[Spunt]

He is definitely obese. Corpulent. A manbabymountain.

If I understand your post correctly, you seem to be implying that Patrick S. Tomlinson is significantly overweight.

Interesting, I had formed the same conclusion.

 

[AnOminous]

I just realized what fictional character Rick is. He's Otto from A Fish Called Wanda.

But more fat. And stupid. And without Otto's actual badassery. Okay so basically he's just a fat angry cucked retard who you couldn't put in a movie without offending someone because he would obviously be a vicious stereotype. Oh, but he's a white male so it's okay.