Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Pill Cosby]

I remember he was seething pretty hard last week during the Killstream because he only had 51 viewers.

With a viewer count like that he’s only going to be able to afford Makers Mark. Xander 2 will have to wait new diapers.

 

[Rungle]

Does anyone think Ralph will ever change diapers? Does he even know that you're supposed to wipe girls front to back?

May now will have to change Ralph's diapers and the child's

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Predictably, Ralph has assumed the mantle of hands-on fatherhood by furnishing his new-born pig-foal with a stripper name. A better choice would have been Valenki - an exotic moniker that sparkles like a diamond plucked from the Romanov crown jewels. It also refers to an item of Russian footwear that is manufactured by felting - the very same process that shaped Rozanna-sandra's conception and will continue to influence her early life.

 

[Null]

i gunted myself
today
to see if i still
feel
i focus on the
pain
the only thing
that's real

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Predictably, Ralph has assumed the mantle of hands-on fatherhood by furnishing his new-born pig-foal with a stripper name. A better choice would have been Valenki - an exotic moniker that sparkles like a diamond plucked from the Romanov crown jewels. It also refers to an item of Russian footwear that is manufactured by felting - the very same process that shaped Rozanna-sandra's conception and will continue to influence her early life.

Could be worse - if it was a boy, he could have named him "Ralph"...

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph must be sad the republicans defeated Biden’s legislation because Pantsu or Ralph would be getting $300 a month for Roz if it was still in effect. He wouldn’t have to pay for any diapers!

Let's be real here. If that legislation went into effect Ralph sure as fuck wouldn't have spent a cent of it on diapers. That money would have paid for his week supply of Makers Mark and cheap cigars. In the Ralph household the Ralphamale comes first. Everyone else is dead last on the list.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph must be sad the republicans defeated Biden’s legislation because Pantsu or Ralph would be getting $300 a month for Roz if it was still in effect. He wouldn’t have to pay for any diapers!

He can still get the free crack pipes tho, right?

 

[Blowing Raspberries]

Dear Ethan,
Congratulations on the birth of your daughter. She's a beautiful baby with a beautiful name.
To be blessed with a child is, figuratively and literally, a new beginning. Rozanna is your second chance at being a parent, one who will be there, present, for the rest of your life. As her dad, you'll be one of the two most important people in her life, every day actively forging the person she will grow up to be. You'll be the one she'll look to for affection, support, acceptance, but just as importantly you will be imparting her with her morals, priorities, temperament, character. All of those are not passed along by wishing them upon her, praying them onto her, nor will you be able to teach them to her. They will permeate onto her based on you. The person you are, how you behave every day with her, around her and with others.

In how you treat her you will be shaping her idea of family, her self respect and self image, her sense of safety and, ideally, assurance of unconditional love.

You will be shaping her idea of love in how you treat her mother. Watching you she will subconsciously decide what to look for in her future romantic life, both good and bad.

How you treat your neighbour, friend and enemy alike, will affect how she will judge other's character, her sense of gratitude, duty to her community, her selflessness or selfishness, loyalty, dependability, honesty.

In how you deal with hardship and conflict from the mundane to the profound, you will form her communication skills, coping mechanisms, her self sacrifice, resilience and fortitude. Good and bad.

And from how you treat yourself, she will learn how to treat herself.

You as a father are obliged to give her the best chance in life, to make her the best person she can be. And to do that you will, yourself, need to become the best person you can be.

To new beginnings, Ralph.

 

[DabOnJannies]

ralph if you're reading this, congratulations. i hope your baby stays healthy and happy. this is your chance to stop being a complete and total piece of shit and step up as a man. as much as i want to laugh at you forever, its time to show some self awareness, take some responsibility and starting thinking about life in terms of the baby you are now responsible for. i know you won't and i know that posts like this will only inspire you to do more stupid shit, but for once in your pathetic life i hope you do the right thing for the sake of your child.

Nigga you forgetting he's already had a chance for his "see god's grace in the face of his child" moment - and not even like a decade ago or something, I think the other kid isn't even a year old yet?
He's done nothing but degenerate since then lmfao

 

[Jack Awful]

Nigga you forgetting he's already had a chance for his "see god's grace in the face of his child" moment - and not even like a decade ago or something, I think the other kid isn't even a year old yet?
He's done nothing but degenerate since then lmfao

Ralph continued his stream instead of going up to immediately see Pantsu when her water broke, that kid is fucked.

 

[Trogdess the Burninator]

I feel that Rozanna shall, in due time, be sacrificed to the corn as well.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I remember he was seething pretty hard last week during the Killstream because he only had 51 viewers.

Gunt and Baked Alaska are on incredibly similar races to the bottom. Baked gets about as much interest in his streams as Ralph.

The only reason the KS even gets half the tiny amount of viewers it does is due to the Gunt going above and beyond to utterly humiliate himself and ruin his life in novel and entertaining ways. Maybe Baked could pull in 100 viewers if he got Alice knocked up, he crashed cars and released revenge porn.

Ralph could give him solid advice in new ways to humiliate himself and ruin his life. No need to spend $10k on a broke ass RV.

 

[Pixis]

Does anyone think Ralph will ever change diapers? Does he even know that you're supposed to wipe girls front to back?

He’ll probably do it once or twice in the hospital, but once they get home, May is going to be all on her own. Even if she were to pump her breast milk, to make things a little easier by allowing others to feed the baby while she catches up on sleep, I doubt Ralph would participate in this either. In his mind he thinks it’s all women’s work to take care of the child. “ITS TRAD! MEN DONT TAKE CARE OF BABIES!” Ralph will be a strictly hands off kind of sperm donor.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He’ll probably do it once or twice in the hospital, but once they get home, May is going to be all on her own. Even if she were to pump her breast milk, to make things a little easier by allowing others to feed the baby while she catches up on sleep, I doubt Ralph would participate in this either. In his mind he thinks it’s all women’s work to take care of the child. “ITS TRAD! MEN DONT TAKE CARE OF BABIES!” Ralph will be a strictly hands off kind of sperm donor.

Would you be able to sleep while Ralph watches the baby lol.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Oh what a marvelous thing to be born, but what a regretful circumstance for her to be brought into. I pray she doesn't take on all the vices of her mother and father and hope one day things get better for her.

On a side note, what are the odds that baby number 3 will pop up out of the blue in the near future what with Ralph's penchant for sticking his dick in any broad that will open her whore legs, regardless of whether or not he's in a relationship, like only a true psychopath can?

Honestly, I fear that there are undocumented Gunt children out there. Fucked a few girls in a bar or brothel, you got the chance of one getting pregnant AND keeping the baby.

Say whatever you want but this guy has already managed to reproduce twice while I'd bet most of you haven't reproduced once.

Considering this site is full of autistic inbred misanthropes who spend part of their time bullying other autistic inbred misanthropes, I don't think Kiwi Farmers not reproducing is a bad thing.

 

[Crankenstein]

Oh, no there’s only tax benefit to having a dependent. Expect May and Ralph to fight over who can claim her as a dependent after the break up.

Ralph must be sad the republicans defeated Biden’s legislation because Pantsu or Ralph would be getting $300 a month for Roz if it was still in effect. He wouldn’t have to pay for any diapers!


Neither is having two different baby mamas, but we know Ralph isn’t trad, or Christian. He gave his illegitimate daughter a unique stripper name instead of a trad Christian one.

Jacob had four wives, two of which Leah and Rachel. So God is cool with multiple wives, but not baby mamas.
Ralph sister wives saga when?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Gunt and Baked Alaska are on incredibly similar races to the bottom. Baked gets about as much interest in his streams as Ralph.

The only reason the KS even gets half the tiny amount of viewers it does is due to the Gunt going above and beyond to utterly humiliate himself and ruin his life in novel and entertaining ways. Maybe Baked could pull in 100 viewers if he got Alice knocked up, he crashed cars and released revenge porn.

Ralph could give him solid advice in new ways to humiliate himself and ruin his life. No need to spend $10k on a broke ass RV.

That’s not quite fair I think. I get the sense that Baked is an utter retard that makes incredibly bad decisions. You can see that particularly well in the Louis Theroux doc. He’s really slow on the uptake and appears to completely misread Louis’s opinion of him for no discernable reason.

Ralph is that plus a far greater degree of malice.

 

[Wigs4Sale]

How long will it be before The Gunt abandons Rozanna just like he did Xander?

Knowing Ralph less than a month, the excessive crying from the baby and the constant attention needed to take care of one will drive the Ralphamale insane. But with this development we might be in store for a remake of Eraserhead starring The Gunt.

 

[Madgneto Was Right]

If this story was a comedy, I feel it might turn into a tragedy with the baby. All I'm gonna say is I hope Ralph hasn't done crack recently.

 

[3322]

Ralph said on the Sunrise today that he will soon drive down to Texas and Meigh will stay in Rochester with the baby while he is in Texas. I wonder if her parents already have a nursery set up for her because she told them that Ralph bought nothing for the baby? Why even go back to Richmond at this point? Ralph won't even spend a week with his baby before fucking off. But of course he couldn't have possibly predicted that the baby would be born around it's due-date, which he knew when he booked the event around the due-date. He couldn't possibly have planned for this so of course he has to go to Texas without Meigh and leave her alone with a newborn!