Alliteration or consonants do not an intellectual make, you repugnant, rancorous, reviled reservoir of rancid retardation. If those two "insignificant events" were actually insignificant, we wouldn't hound you for them, nor would the entirety of western civilization include the acts of statutory rape, and beastiality as crimes worthy of lengthy prison sentences, cuz they're, ya know, FELONIES. Just because the statute of limitations is up doesn't mean you're not guilty, or worthy of forgiveness. You can't even admit what you did was wrong, Tom, so spare us the fucking moral outrage.