DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Isn't that picture taken from that clip where he does a gout walk as he picks up his food then gout walks to his table? This was back during the Reeeanna era.
I love how phil clearly knew the dude was recording him but like the complete bitch he is all he could do was give him an angry look. He's such a tough guy from the comfort of his office in a gated community with the ban button just a click away but out in public he won't do a single thing except act like a pussy.
 
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From yesterday. He's usually good at intentionally not turning around/hiding his balding but guess he got too excited talking about his 20 year old mario t-shirt.

"Holy Jesus. What is that. What the fuck is that?"

Turls n Curls needs to step it up.
I'm more impressed with his balding chin.

I don't think I have ever seen anyone's beard grow thinner and patchier with age.
 
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This dude could not stop fucking with his facial hair and ear during his whole "Youtube algorithm fucked my channel" rant.

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Eyes bulging, constant nervous ticks, leg slaps, snorts. What a mess.
 
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From yesterday. He's usually good at intentionally not turning around/hiding his balding but guess he got too excited talking about his 20 year old mario t-shirt.

"Holy Jesus. What is that. What the fuck is that?"

Turls n Curls needs to step it up.

Dear sweet fuck that helmet hair. I can't tell if that's grease or hairgel. Either way, that's horrible and idiotic at the same time.
 
I'm more impressed with his balding chin.

I don't think I have ever seen anyone's beard grow thinner and patchier with age.
Phil's facial hair is consistent with Alopecia barbae.

Bald patches occur in small circular patches about the size of a quarter. As more hair is lost, these circles will sometimes begin to overlap. Hair around the edges of these patches may also be white.

Your skin may feel itchy and painful before you lose your hair. Usually, the visible skin is smooth, though it can feel rough. Some people experience redness, irritation, and inflammation in the bald spots.

Exclamation mark hairs — hairs narrower at the bottom — sometimes grow in and around the bald patch.
 
Yep, "Emil H." showed up in chat yesterday (or tuesday, can't remember). He had a Fanta bottle as his avatar (for some reason) and told Snowkarl that he has been watching Phil since 2014, during his Persona 4 playthrough. Btw, this is incorrect, since Phil played Persona 4 in 2015.

Of course, there's no mention of any Emil H ever before this Elden Ring playthrough, but what do I know? I'm just a stupid conspiracy theorist.

I do believe there are ways to make tips show up in whatever currency you want to, I think @Piece of Peace was onto that during one of his reeestreams a while back.
Well, with a superchat, we have a channel ID, so we'll see when the account was created.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYoboDiufiQ_IjQ-MzPcBIw/about Created Dec. 20, 2021. Became a member during the Christmas begathon on Dec. 23rd and dropped a fat $110 superchat (in SEK). Did $55 superchat (SEK again) on Jan 1, 2022. Did $2.08 superchat (SEK again) on March 13, 2022. Every single tip has been during a daytime (Phil's time) Elden Ring stream.
 
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From yesterday. He's usually good at intentionally not turning around/hiding his balding but guess he got too excited talking about his 20 year old mario t-shirt.

"Holy Jesus. What is that. What the fuck is that?"

Turls n Curls needs to step it up.
Dude he’s like growing a weird rattail to cover up the bald spot out of the hairs on the top of his head
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If you hung this fucker upside down he’d have hair like Alfalfa from Little Rascals
 
Well, with a superchat, we have a channel ID, so we'll see when the account was created.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYoboDiufiQ_IjQ-MzPcBIw/about Created Dec. 20, 2021. Became a member during the Christmas begathon on Dec. 23rd and dropped a fat $110 superchat (in SEK). Did $55 superchat (SEK again) on Jan 1, 2022. Did $2.08 superchat (SEK again) on March 13, 2022. Every single tip has been during a daytime (Phil's time) Elden Ring stream.
Amazing work, dood!

From my memory, I believe we have 4 paypigs from Sweden:

- Snowkarl
- Parasolo
- Nuno Gloop
- Emil H

I have no idea what's happening in Sweden, but it's seems pretty serious.
 
I'm watching live-minus-17-minutes right now, and with all the snorting, sniffing, choking, jerking, face-touching and rambling, this guy is surely coked right now.
There's just no way. Stop trying to make DSP more interesting than he is. He thinks you go to jail if you restream someone. He's not on drugs he's never/almost never drunk on stream. He's addicted to mobile games and fast food he drinks off stream. He's fat and really really really stupid and that's it. He fuckin sucks.

Drugs and day drinking would make way more sense it's natural to think someone in his position would go that way, but he hasn't yet.
 
Well as a person isn't that already over and done?

Honestly, given his lifestyle I'd say there is e decent chance he could keel over before hitting 50. Phil is a child, a small spoiled child that does not know how to moderate any of his vices, so whatever effects he is feeling from his trailertrash lifestyle is only going to get worse from now on.
With modern healthcare he'll wheeze and hack his way through life. Probably rolls his eyes at his doctor before explaining he's a fulltime kahntent creator dood, obviously he doesn't have the time to eat healthy or workout.
He WAS bitching about his dad not getting himself checked out at one point right? Or was it bitching his mom should stop smoking? Am i mistaken? Oh who am i kidding. That would imply he actually cares about his parents. Phil is officially THAT parent who doesn't go to the doctor, pounds down the greasy and unhealthy food, and doesn't exercise all while claiming he's healthy. The only difference is he has done nothing to earn that lifestyle. He doesn't even have a kid. He's just a leech.
 
Amazing work, dood!

From my memory, I believe we have 4 paypigs from Sweden:

- Snowkarl
- Parasolo
- Nuno Gloop
- Emil H

I have no idea what's happening in Sweden, but it's seems pretty serious.
To be fair there are also some pretty big retards that super chat in GBP (e.g. Nathan Smith).

But in the end the United States still holds the title of biggest retard whale with coffeecuck o7🇺🇲
 
Well, with a superchat, we have a channel ID, so we'll see when the account was created.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYoboDiufiQ_IjQ-MzPcBIw/about Created Dec. 20, 2021. Became a member during the Christmas begathon on Dec. 23rd and dropped a fat $110 superchat (in SEK). Did $55 superchat (SEK again) on Jan 1, 2022. Did $2.08 superchat (SEK again) on March 13, 2022. Every single tip has been during a daytime (Phil's time) Elden Ring stream.
Amazing work, dood!

From my memory, I believe we have 4 paypigs from Sweden:

- Snowkarl
- Parasolo
- Nuno Gloop
- Emil H

I have no idea what's happening in Sweden, but it's seems pretty serious.
Given the spectacular Scooby-Dooing done by @actually it would seem like Emil H is a sock of either of the 3.

I refuse to believe that some rando created an account late 2021 suddenly discovered DSP and his chill and interactive streams only to drop $1K on a single game over a short'ish time.

@UaineRunei as to what is happening in Sweden. I would guess a lot of cucking and perfecting how to be a soy beta male.
 
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