Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Patrick's bizarre speech patterns when you realize he's actually a Pokémon called Childstalker.

Since we always need pop culture references in Clown World, Rick is like that Hodor retard in Game of Thrones who was so retarded that was all he was able to say. Or something like that. I haven't actually seen it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There was another that was quite funny, in a group chat with Joe Cumia and Pat, but it’s only funny because Joe is randomly roped into it so I didn’t post it here as it’s a OnA thing.

Oh please, do share.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Agree! If the pests or someone was willing to set this up, I’d donate money toward the effort. Not $800 like @yourdadscumdumpster is willing to spend on his tweets, but something toward hosting, man hours or whatever.

Lol wut? I definitely need details on this one.

@Caverlock thank you for sharing the traffic court videos. I fucking lost it. Playing the audio from Joseph Cumia’s episode of People’s Court was a stroke of genius. Honestly this makes me want to do a deep dive into OnA Forums itself — their trolling is top-tier.

Thankfully I found someone who can do it for around $8 now; running my own scrape now too, so either way we'll have it by end of weekend.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Happy first 1M views, children! If Fatrick had one penny for every thread impression... he'd still be $16k short to pay Quasi

This thread had 442k views on January 1st, we're soaring like Pat's weight has since 2017

 

[Meat Target]

Update on piggy's A Christmas Carol ripoff:

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20k words in almost six months...

He's also sperging out at another stalker:

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Okay here's a thunk: is Rick always simping for John Walker Flynt because, being a perpetual clout-chaser, he too wants to make professional victimhood into a career?

 

[instythot]

I'm sure Elon is shaking in his boots:

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Piggy wishing death on a black man again:

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Pat's wife has a new business venture:

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More simping for John Walker Flynt:

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Gameshow Pat is back:

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Every democrat has been put in office to arrest the traitors and terrorists (Republicans):

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Still fighting imposter childs:

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I am really enjoying stealthhygeeek's bit: making Fat Tits flip out and demand someone be deplatformed for tweeting out things that Pat Himself would have written with more spelling and grammar errors

 

[AnOminous]

Okay here's a thunk: is Rick always simping for John Walker Flynt because, being a perpetual clout-chaser, he too wants to make professional victimhood into a career?

I think he is a tranny chaser. I look forward to a future where the Screaming Chink gets cucked by Fat Rick.

 

[Mr Moonface]

This man drained all of his life savings on the stupidest lawsuit in internet history:

Piggy bragging about being the strongest baby in all of human history:

He's not given a choice, he HAS to interact with his trolls:

 

[Meat Target]

I think he is a tranny chaser. I look forward to a future where the Screaming Chink gets cucked by Fat Rick.

Given what Nikki looks like, that's a credible assumption.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I’m not interested in the show (no offense but I’m familiar enough), I’m interested in the glorious trolling their pests have executed through the years. Honestly the forum is a much greater legacy than the show.

A few unrelated but fun forum moments

getting Joe Cumia on the People's Court is one of the best things that ever happened

Terry Clifford was a nice radio lady who got mercilessly beaten up by OnA for years. It turned out one of the /r/OnA mods was her son and was part of trolling Anthony Cumia on a regular basis

getting a sizable shoutout in the first ever reddit security post back in da day - https://www.reddit.com/r/redditsecurity/comments/dp9nbg/reddit_security_report_october_30_2019/

 

[AnOminous]

He's not given a choice, he HAS to interact with his trolls:

Imagine being such a pathetic, helpless creature that if "trolls," which is to say, anyone who disagrees with the stupid shit you say, are so absolutely in control of you and so completely own you that they literally force you to interact with them, despite the presence of buttons literally just to ignore anyone whose bullshit you're done with.

And you are so fat, so stupid, such an ignoramus, that you continue tarding out for literally years doing nothing but providing high-octane entertainment to people you claim to hate.

Thanks Fatty! Thanks Rick! Thanks you fat son of a bitch!

Thrash around some more.

 

[Slobs]

He's not given a choice, he HAS to interact with his trolls:

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Deep down, and I mean really deep to penetrate that fort-knox thick layer of subcutaneous fat, Pat understands that he's only truly entertaining when engaging with his trolls in an (unintentionally) comedic manner.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Oh please, do share.

It started a couple of days ago, SpaceEdge roped Pat and his wife in for a group chat and dropped all the details of the lawsuit:



Then today he roped in Pat, his wife, his wife's family, and Joe Cumia.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

If bringing his wife's family into it doesn't get Pat to pump the brakes on being retarded online, nothing will.

 

[grey area]

He's far too narcissistic and self-serving for that to even register as a consideration. At the very least it'll serve as a warning to the family that their daughter/sister/whatever is married to a deranged sped and steps should be taken to sever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If bringing his wife's family into it doesn't get Pat to pump the brakes on being retarded online, nothing will.

Spoiler alert: It won’t. The only thing that will stop him is death.

 

[grey area]

Spoiler alert: It won’t. The only thing that will stop him is death.

Obesity will, eventually.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Obesity will, eventually.

Even after they amputate his extremities for diabetic necrosis, he’ll use voice commands to tweet. Online attention is his oxygen.

@Mr Moonface thank you for sharing — that was hilarious. I hope you’re not holding back comedy gold like that on a frequent basis!

 

[instythot]

If bringing his wife's family into it doesn't get Pat to pump the brakes on being retarded online, nothing will.

The 150k in debt with nothing to show for it should have been an off ramp from retardation too, but pat gonna pat

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

A few unrelated but fun forum moments

getting Joe Cumia on the People's Court is one of the best things that ever happened

Terry Clifford was a nice radio lady who got mercilessly beaten up by OnA for years. It turned out one of the /r/OnA mods was her son and was part of trolling Anthony Cumia on a regular basis

getting a sizable shoutout in the first ever reddit security post back in da day - https://www.reddit.com/r/redditsecurity/comments/dp9nbg/reddit_security_report_october_30_2019/

When Braun got his mom, Terry, to shout out the sub on Mother's Day was the greatest. Also the flowers she received on her birthday from the sub was great. The most wholesome moment if the sub.