Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

>94 hours a month
He spends [...] 19% of his waking hours, on twitter.
The doctor told him that he needed more fruit and vegetables in his diet (because he's fat), and that he should try to meet at least one out of his five a day; so now he spends roughly 1/5th of his day on his Apple™ brand phone while stuffing his face with greasy food and beer. Genius.
 
Just as he can't satisfy his wife sexually, or maintain the willpower to lose weight and stop drinking, or stop using twitter...Fatrick cannot drive properly or follow GPS. What a retard!
Ok so he could have also been going to the three lakes in Wisconsin. But again, getting pulled over in Appleton goes out of the way of that.

Directions
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Now this would be even funnier because the directions literally have you avoiding that county altogether so Fatrick would have had to go out of his way to get a ticket
 
tbh Patrick should have his own wiki at this point.
Agree! If the pests or someone was willing to set this up, I’d donate money toward the effort. Not $800 like @yourdadscumdumpster is willing to spend on his tweets, but something toward hosting, man hours or whatever.
There is so much stuff you can barely glean by lurking the other forum like e.g. the traffic court hearing just mentioned or that aging gamer chick (Anica/hog_mild) he tried to date(?) while being married to Nikki.
Lol wut? I definitely need details on this one.

@Caverlock thank you for sharing the traffic court videos. I fucking lost it. Playing the audio from Joseph Cumia’s episode of People’s Court was a stroke of genius. Honestly this makes me want to do a deep dive into OnA Forums itself — their trolling is top-tier.
 
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Now this would be even funnier because the directions literally have you avoiding that county altogether so Fatrick would have had to go out of his way to get a ticket
Fatrick went out of his way to get a ticket, just like he went out of his way to get an extra-girthy dildo for Nikki to peg him with, because he's gay and likes it up the ass. What a fag.
@Caverlock thank you for sharing the traffic court videos. I fucking lost it. Playing the audio from Joseph Cumia’s episode of People’s Court was a stroke of genius. Honestly this makes me want to do a deep dive into OnA Forums itself — their trolling is top-tier.
I started checking out OnA and those guys are funny as shit. I think I saw your name thrown around the Josiah Munoz thread @Caverlock.
 
I started checking out OnA and those guys are funny as shit.
Did you dive in randomly or is there a starting point you’d suggest? I’m sure there are many more hilarious layers to their trolling of Fatty that I’m missing out on because of my ignorance of their rich, vibrant history.

Fuck being Irish or some other ethnicity, people should be proud if their ancestors were OnA foretrolls.
 
I love when Patrick acts like he understands the first thing about British culture and history. This book is easily going to be his worst yet. You know he won't be able to resist writing everything in an accent. It'll be like Irvine Welsh meets Dick van Dyke, but not in space.
Fat wrote a book set in outer space, where he could create any culture he wanted without the limits of historical fact. And what he came up with was completely indistinguishable from the modern American Midwest. There is absolutely no way that Fat will be able to portray a believable 19th century England. What I want to know is whether he's going to try to disguise his Harry Potter references as something appropriate for the setting, or if he's just going to throw them in there as is.
 
Did you dive in randomly or is there a starting point you’d suggest? I’m sure there are many more hilarious layers to their trolling of Fatty that I’m missing out on because of my ignorance of their rich, vibrant history.

Fuck being Irish or some other ethnicity, people should be proud if their ancestors were OnA foretrolls.

I literally just read that thread from page 1 to the end and had an absolute hoot. Same way I got into KF reading Ralph threads. That's the extent of my knowledge for now. We need a Fatrick WIKI.
 
Did you dive in randomly or is there a starting point you’d suggest? I’m sure there are many more hilarious layers to their trolling of Fatty that I’m missing out on because of my ignorance of their rich, vibrant history.

Fuck being Irish or some other ethnicity, people should be proud if their ancestors were OnA foretrolls.
ALWAYS start with the Patrice episodes if you wanna listen to a full episode.

If you want specifics I'd recommend starting with these three "roasts". Patrice, Vos, Colin, Bobby (forget Paul Mercurio he's an obscure nobody) trying to outjoke each other in the meanest possible way.



 
I'm listening to Rickstory from the people who lived it on Nice Podcast, Stupid, and laughing like a retard.

If @SomervilleDan is the real Somerville Dan, thank you.
Yep, that's me. Thank you for the kind words.

Make sure you all subscribe to the YouTube channel, we have more Patrick content coming. This includes the first of a two-part feature on Patrick's Strictly Stalking appearance.
 
Am I the only one that thinks that whole lizard King bullshit was stupid and gay? It produced nothing except the same copy pasted cease and desist response.

It wasn't fucking funny. You didn't rustle his jimmies.

It was absurd, I think it's funny.

Plus I like lizards 🤷‍♂️

p.s. I was offended when The King broke character, ruined it.
 
It was absurd, I think it's funny.

Plus I like lizards 🤷‍♂️

p.s. I was offended when The King broke character, ruined it.

There was another that was quite funny, in a group chat with Joe Cumia and Pat, but it’s only funny because Joe is randomly roped into it so I didn’t post it here as it’s a OnA thing.
 
There was another that was quite funny, in a group chat with Joe Cumia and Pat, but it’s only funny because Joe is randomly roped into it so I didn’t post it here as it’s a OnA thing.

I'm scared of the OnA forums, they are degenerates and I am a gentleman.

I had a similar lizard character on the old David Icke forums. I would advise throwing in some additional "sss" here and there. Not too much, like a sssslip of the tongue.

Edit: I forgot to add that Rick is fat and at least 250 pounds with his head being 20 lb.
 
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I'm scared of the OnA forums, they are degenerates and I am a gentleman.

I had a similar lizard character on the old David Icke forums. I would advise throwing in some additional "sss" here and there. Not too much, like a sssslip of the tongue.

Edit: I forgot to add that Rick is fat and at least 250 pounds with his head being 20 lb.

I once got out of jury duty by turning up for selection in a David “Icke was right” t shirt and kept mentioning I was a staunch believer in jury nullification. They couldn’t get rid me of any faster.
 
The poinTs, sir... the money is noT imporTanT to me. IT's a Trivial amounT.
He's actually right he's better off basically bribing the court to reduce the insurance points. This is a racket a lot of states apparently have where you can plead one kind of traffic violation down to one with less points (or sometimes none at all) but a bigger fine up front. Considering that if you live in an urban area, your insurance is already through the roof, imagine getting assigned to the tard state insurance utter fuckups have to get.

It's well worth a couple hundred now to avoid a few grand in the next few years. Not to defend Fatty here, but this is one of the few sensible things he ever did in a court.
 
If you want specifics I'd recommend starting with these three "roasts".
I’m not interested in the show (no offense but I’m familiar enough), I’m interested in the glorious trolling their pests have executed through the years. Honestly the forum is a much greater legacy than the show.
 
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