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Aw, I hope Sarge has a fantastic birthday. He deserves a special day. 
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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Hopefully Birthday Cake is Big.
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Happy birthday Sarge!! 
(Tonka's obsession with him cracks me up.)
Edit: I just watched his live, didn't see the link at first. That made me cry a little. God I hope he stays away from the meth thots and finds a nice girl.
(Tonka's obsession with him cracks me up.)
Edit: I just watched his live, didn't see the link at first. That made me cry a little. God I hope he stays away from the meth thots and finds a nice girl.
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Hope Sarge knows he could get a coupon through email for a free birthday dinner to Golden Corral!!!!
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Also free Starbucks, free Jersey Mike's, free firehouse subs, among others.
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If you want to read some fucking fantastic fiction about people much like the ones in this thread, I highly recommend any book by Donald Ray Pollock. Start with Knockemstiff then The Devil All the Time. Anyone who enjoys this thread would be totally sucked into his books. Impossible to put down.
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Thanks for that tidbit of info! I had an audible credit sitting, just used it to get Knockemstiff-sounds like a fun book
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What kid is more cursed, Kim's fetus or the new Guntling? Also, Ethan Ralph/Sammieverse crossover when?
Just read the free previews to the two books you mentioned! Thanks! They are on Kindle.
Also, Sammie is very quiet. Where are all the baby photos?
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She knows she kept up the pregnancy facade for so long and that people are expecting pics and proof.
She's radio silent hoping that if she shuts up long enough before going back to Facebook people will forget and not ask her about it.
As much as it would be funny if weens keep bringing it up asking for pics and babby updates endlessly once she comes back, I don't want them to tip the cow and scare her away again. A cow is worthless if it's too scared to produce milk.
Also in regards to the people DMing her sister asking about Sammie, please knock that shit off. She's half retarded to but she doesn't deserve to get hounded about the antics of her sister. And more than that, a naturalist doesn't interact with the wildlife. It upsets the natural equilibrium of the ecosystem. Observe only, and leave no trace.
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So I looked into Darnells sisters accounts. All obvious fakes made in September when they started dating and she made Darnells. This delusions off the charts. Shes remade a few accounts including Darnells (wont include all his fake accounts)
There was also this blank random account.
Birthday Sarge update.
Renee is still talking to him, will this piss off tonka?
Not a nude but the closest yet.
No word on sammie yet BUT Darnells fake account updated today finally.
There was also this blank random account.
Birthday Sarge update.
Renee is still talking to him, will this piss off tonka?
Not a nude but the closest yet.
No word on sammie yet BUT Darnells fake account updated today finally.
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Wasn’t sure to go for lunacy or feels but I’m happy Sarge had a good bday and someone took the time to bake him a nice cake (Kyttie the grifter in the other thread should take notes).
I would love to see the reaction of Darnell’s family if/when they find out Sammie made fake profiles for EVERYONE. Does she block the real profiles? I wonder when the last time she even saw any of those people?
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Bless him. That is by far the most cleanly and classiest dwelling ever pictured in this thread. Dammit, it's clean and clutter free by normal people standards.
I know he's fucked up and done some awful things. But the dude had a traumatic brain injury, as an infant no less. The impulse issues that come with that can be awful. And yet he's more functional than literally anyone else in the Sammieverse. I can't help but root for him.
He seems like he's in a great place and space right now. I hope he keeps it going.
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When they first started dating his family was like wtf? And I think she deleted their comments and blocks them. I doubt they have any clue. Her tiktok is private now unfortunately so I cant see. But when it wasn't she was always at his house and I think his sisters live there too? Idk.
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Renee nooooooooo
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I hope Tonka wins Renee's heart, for Sarge's sake. But I'm glad he had a great birthday.
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When is the last time Sammie was confirmed with Easter head island Cameron’s dad? Is he even still alive or not locked up? It’s hard to tell thanks to all the fake FBs.
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That was such a nice start to the day, he looks like he had a great birthday and was appreciative of his gifts even though they’re very modest.
What’s not modest is that cowboy hat picture because that made me die laughing.
Can’t quite say yee haw about it though because that hat isn’t sticking there by magic and that’s not a thought I want in my head.
It’s very on brand for him, have a morbid desire to see what else is lurking on his phone because he put a funky filter on that and everything.
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Not sure actually, I think shes still with him or shed be lurking for another NOTW
Lmfao this is perfect, looks like Darnells beaming her back to his home planet