Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[UCantCCPMe]

Maybe this was covered in the Pantsu thread but how much is known about Pantsu's parents? Potential Grampa Vs. Gunt 2. Then we get the battle royal sequel where Ralph is getting felted by the Casino, mocked and ridiculed on the farms and MATI, triggered, trolled and sued by Matt Vickers and Mr. Morris simultaneously.
We'll call it.....
THE GUNTOCALYPSE!!!

 

[Woogie Boogie]

Most new-borns are saggy bags of flesh and bone even at full term. It's not Ralph's daughter that's ugly. Even the soggiest of infants has the charm of innocense.

The potential hell this kid could endure from her parents
incompetence/selfishness is the most hideous part of the childs birth.

 

[Zilch]

She is going to have massive daddy issues when she grows up thanks Ralph.

That's a given.
Meigh and Ralph won't last a year.
Ralph won't keep in contact. He likely won't even be a memory to the child.
Meigh is codependent and needs validation through men so Rozzy Ralph will have a string of stepdaddies, and they will not be men of character.
Assuming Meigh even maintains custody and doesn't dump RR with her parents.
The future's pretty grim.

 

[MadStan]

Every baby needs love - no matter who the father is. No matter how ugly, you'll love. You'll see.

 

[ModelCitizen]

Will the gunt deep fry/grill the baby?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ralph said on the Sunrise today that he will soon drive down to Texas and Meigh will stay in Rochester with the baby while he is in Texas. I wonder if her parents already have a nursery set up for her because she told them that Ralph bought nothing for the baby? Why even go back to Richmond at this point? Ralph won't even spend a week with his baby before fucking off. But of course he couldn't have possibly predicted that the baby would be born around it's due-date, which he knew when he booked the event around the due-date. He couldn't possibly have planned for this so of course he has to go to Texas without Meigh and leave her alone with a newborn!

He’s still going to do the stupid bowling thing? Please have your neurons fire for once Meigh and cut ties.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Looking at their baby registry, I’m horrified that Ralph is even begging strangers to buy the bare essentials and basics like baby wash, healthcare kit, wipes, and a bottle warmer. So the baby would be stuck without that stuff unless other men and women stepped up to buy it for her. And why does Meigh need two breast pump sets?

The wigger trash combination of neglectful, broke and greedy does not bode well for baby Rozanna’s life with Ethan Ralph as her father.

 

[AltisticRight]

Looking at their baby registry, I’m horrified that Ralph is even begging strangers to buy the bare essentials and basics like baby wash, healthcare kit, wipes, and a bottle warmer. So the baby would be stuck without that stuff unless other men and women stepped up to buy it for her. And why does Meigh need two breast pump sets?

The wigger trash combination of neglectful, broke and greedy does not bode well for baby Rozanna’s life with Ethan Ralph as her father.

Even still says 32 days to go despite being born premature.

Sad, did Faith make a list like this? Oh wait, she has a family and friends. Ralph has nobody but online spergs. He'll have a better chance at getting diapers from a-logs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sad, did Faith make a list like this?

Imagine knowing the father of your child has spent the baby budget on trips to Vegas and $900 vinyl purses, so you’d better put diapers, wipes, and onesies on the baby registry unless you want your daughter wearing your old t-shirts and dishrags as diapers. And no matter how little he cares about her or their child, she still sticks with him. What an absolutely awful example she’s setting for Rozanna.

 

[sweetstone]

Sad to say Ralph is definitely the father because that is one ugly ass baby.

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Looking at their baby registry, I’m horrified that Ralph is even begging strangers to buy the bare essentials and basics like baby wash, healthcare kit, wipes, and a bottle warmer. So the baby would be stuck without that stuff unless other men and women stepped up to buy it for her. And why does Meigh need two breast pump sets?

The wigger trash combination of neglectful, broke and greedy does not bode well for baby Rozanna’s life with Ethan Ralph as her father.

All that stuff being on a registry is normal. Normally the registry would've been made and sent to friends and family a couple months ago on a baby shower invite. Then you have the shower usually between 26-34ish weeks and anything you didn't get at the shower you buy yourself.
But Ralph has no family and neither has any friends to host a baby shower, and they're unprepared morons so they waited until the last minute to e-beg.

 

[RattleSnek20]

I wonder how many more kids will Ralph have out of wed lock? Oh well hopefully one day she’ll be normal and not take after the gunt and horse but the odds aren’t in her favor

 

[PaladinBoo]

I imagine that Ralph's parenting advice towards Xander and Roz will be something like this:

Just like the advice Ol' Ronnie gave him.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Well since there are now 2 spawns from the gunt we can now correctly use the term:

Children of the Corn!


Also I keep reading "roz" as "rose" so bow she's baby rosechu in my head.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I am.
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Even if the parents are absolute shitters, the child is still innocent. Although, I doubt that will last long since ralph is a white trash retard.

 

[Calefactorite]

And why does Meigh need two breast pump sets?

Ralph's finally getting his threesome?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

This baby has no fucking chance:
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Hopefully the got the vitamin k shot at least.

This is an Old post from Reddit, so take it w a grain of salt.

For those allergic to Reddit, here’s the direct Imgur link.

I usually don’t post Reddit/Imgur links but the screens are too fucking depressing to download and clear out. The baby died.. a really hard, avoidable death. Something like 20 seizures an hour, bleeding brain, blood won’t clot.. I guess the baby lived fine until around 5 weeks and then boom.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

And why does Meigh need two breast pump sets?

Horse tits.

Sorry, bad taste. Couldn't help it.

 

[it's called nyotaika]

guys i would hold the judgement on what currently is a squawling flesh-potato actually looks like because all babies popped out fresh have faces like mashed clay. can't get a real good sense of them until they can, like, support their own head.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Looking at their baby registry, I’m horrified that Ralph is even begging strangers to buy the bare essentials and basics like baby wash, healthcare kit, wipes, and a bottle warmer. So the baby would be stuck without that stuff unless other men and women stepped up to buy it for her. And why does Meigh need two breast pump sets?

The wigger trash combination of neglectful, broke and greedy does not bode well for baby Rozanna’s life with Ethan Ralph as her father.

He gambled the essentials' money away and went on a trip to Portugal. This man is disgusting. Most fathers would revolt at this.