Crime KFC customer calls 911 over missing food in order, Ohio cops say. ‘I want my chicken’

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KFC customer calls 911 over missing food in order, Ohio cops say. ‘I want my chicken’​

A customer upset she was shorted four pieces of chicken at KFC called 911 to complain, Ohio police say.

She reported ordering eight chicken pieces — double what she got — and said the manager would not give her the missing food, according to a Euclid police report obtained by McClatchy News.

“I want my chicken,” the woman was heard telling a dispatcher, according to WJW, and she was requesting law enforcement’s assistance in “getting all her chicken.”

Authorities responded to the KFC fast food restaurant on 26021 Euclid Avenue shortly before 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, March 22, according to the report.

“She was advised this is not a police matter,” police said, adding that this was a civil issue.

Euclid Police Chief Scott Meyer told WJW that “while we are here to serve the public an incorrect drive-thru order is not a police matter.”

Euclid is a suburb east of Cleveland.

 

[God of Nothing]

Well, shieeeeet

 

[XYZpdq]

tbh knowing enough even non-blacks around Euclid-ish then I can see how basically "I want my chicken" might be a matter to get the laws in the loop

 

[Psychotron]

It's my chicken and I want it nOw!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Somehow a more valid reason to call 911 than running out of coca cola.

 

[Troonos]

Why did they leave out the name? Because it was Shaquantisha?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Somehow a more valid reason to call 911 than running out of coca cola.

It’s funny but an argument can be made that they stole from her if they did charge her for more than what she got. If she took 4 pieces of chicken and the police were called it wouldn’t be a “civil matter.”

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Calling 911 for missing chicken is not your first option.

First you call the store and talk to the manager.

The manager most likely reviewed the situation and determined this bitch did not order or pay for the food she wanted.

I see this shit all the time. "I was charged $20 when I have a coupon for $9.99". "Did you say you had a coupon?" "What the fuck!? I have to actually say I have a coupon and then give it to you?!"

Yes. You get what you ordered. If you didn't get what you ordered, the store will fix it. If you are too stupid to order correctly, that is on you.

 

[LaxerBRO]

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

“She was advised this is not a police matter,” police said, adding that this was a civil issue.

You should pull out your gun and demand the chicken that's rightfully yours. That's what the First Amendment is for. No need to go bothering the police over something like this. People these days are too lazy and dependent to solve problems themselves.

 

[Butcher Pete]

Calling 911 for missing chicken is not your first option.

First you call the store and talk to the manager.

The manager most likely reviewed the situation and determined this bitch did not order or pay for the food she wanted.

I see this shit all the time. "I was charged $20 when I have a coupon for $9.99". "Did you say you had a coupon?" "What the fuck!? I have to actually say I have a coupon and then give it to you?!"

Yes. You get what you ordered. If you didn't get what you ordered, the store will fix it. If you are too stupid to order correctly, that is on you.

That’s what a White human would do, but we are not dealing with White humans in this situation.

To a nigger, the police are like a force of nature. They don`t understand why the police show up or how their actions may have contributed to the police`s (usually unwanted) presence. After all, dey dindu nuffin.

This nigger is one of the smarter niggers. It understands that pullin` a gat and lightin` up dis mufukka over dem chikkens might cause the cops to show up. In this, the nigger has demonstrated foresight, which might have made it a village shaman in its native Africa had kikes not needed a creature with opposable thumbs and a fear of the whip to pick cotton.

But unfortunately, we are stuck with this antique farm equipment. But the proto-shaman does understand one thing—dem cops do be rollin` up when dem wypipo be callin` da 9-1-1! Why shouldn`t it be done workin` fo dis?

TLDR: fucking niggers

 

[Begemot]

tbh knowing enough even non-blacks around Euclid-ish then I can see how basically "I want my chicken" might be a matter to get the laws in the loop

Yeah, based BLACK folx who know their place as your masters, whiteboi. Sit down, be humble.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Fuck this “civil matter.” If a restaurant keeps me from my food, especially if that food is delicious fried chicken (which KFC really isn’t but let’s pretend) then it’s being decidedly UNcivil.

Dining and dashing is illegal. Stealing food is illegal. Taking money from the till is illegal. Running a confidence scam is illegal. All of those would involve police. They conned her out of money and then stole food. Bring the cops. You go, girl!

 

[Crazedking]

to be fair, theft is a police matter. Just not a 911 emergency one. Though to be honest, im not sure how they would handle the theft of her chicken.

 

[TurdFondler]

If you eat 4 pieces of chicken, nod off on lean, wake up and only see four pieces of chicken left, did the store short you?

 

[Snack Cracker]

This is a very Cleveland headline

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Stealing ... is illegal. ...would involve police.

I dunno about Ohio, but stealing is legal in California and not a police matter here.

 

[Constellationzero]

It's my chicken and I want it nOw!

It's YOUR CHICKEN, use it when YOU NEED IT!

 

[Kheapathic]

Honestly shocked it's not an assault or shooting over chicken. Small blessings.

 

[Troutsmacked]

I dunno about Ohio, but stealing is legal in California and not a police matter here.

Surprisingly as blue as our blue shithole cities are the law is still mostly enforced.