DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

with phils used to be buff statements, i wonder if this is how he sees himself in the mirror.

NO! Moron! In the pigs own words "I know I joke about being sexual attracted to random male movie star but in reality im so straight I cant even look at another guy and tell if they are attractive or not! Im serious! Thats just how im wired. Even when I was super buff and had good hair I couldnt even tell if I was attractive or not!"

So there you go, whenever dave sees another male, including himself, he just sees a flesh colored NPC meme face and body. He couldn't tell you if Dany DeVito is more or less attractive then thor actor. Thats just how straight he is, you faggot.

 

[SomeBoyo]

second day she's off they order doordash
"why does it feel like an investigation every time"
"'why don't you do this instead' NO, THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS"
"every time people ask what I had for dinner I'll say we had DRY TOAST."

rant at 8:25
>drinks from "water" thermos
>burps 50 seconds later
"you guys on youtube have no idea how much of an idiot chat is being except all the times I bring it up" every time

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[Big Brown Schlub]

"why does it feel like an investigation every time"
"'why don't you do this instead' NO, THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS"
"every time people ask what I had for dinner I'll say we had DRY TOAST."

"What's for/did you have for dinner?" was one of the few questions that you were still allowed to ask in Phil's North Korea chat, now even that is becoming an obsessive detractor cult question. Are there any questions left which are always allowed to be asked now that aren't "How do I tip?"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

• Destroys Phail in video games

• Lonely Sex perverts who pay for companionship
• all of them are yakuza
• they play woodland instraments
• chinky chang wang
• aren't mature adults who are happily married to a swimsuit model because they have waifus

 

[Lord_Point]

"you guys on youtube have no idea how much of an idiot chat is being except all the times I bring it up" every time

Yeah way to show those morons in chat they cant derail the stream, by pausing the gameplay to bitch about it and derailing the stream yourself. Truly a level 1 master mind.

"What's for/did you have for dinner?" was one of the few questions that you were still allowed to ask in Phil's North Korea chat, now even that is becoming an obsessive detractor cult question. Are there any questions left which are always allowed to be asked now that aren't "How do I tip?"

I think you can still ask why people are so mean to him despite being so chill and positive or why people say hes bad at video games despite beating the final boss of sekiro really fast!

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Two guys one horse except it’s OIC riding Kat side saddle while Phil takes pictures and tweets about what a positive experience they’re having.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"why does it feel like an investigation every time"
"'why don't you do this instead' NO, THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS"
"every time people ask what I had for dinner I'll say we had DRY TOAST."

that was amazing, he really is a child mentally. It's like he got caught in a lie.

All someone did was ask him why couldn't khet get it if she was home or why not go out after stream and pick it up. These are legitimate questions humans who interact socially would have after being told a story.

Dude flies off the handle and gets really over dramatically defensive. Phil it's that interaction you brag is so good on your stream you miserable jack off.

 

[He Hate Me]

Looking for a certain clip of the pig roach can anyone help? He get's a donation that says "your beard is weird" and then piggy says "thanks dude you're weird too huehuehue" and t-poses. He's such an alien and this was so funny to me anyone know where to find it

 

[Corpun]

Is there a reason Phil seems unable to rotate the camera during ER during fights or is he just that slow. I assume it has a lock on like the other souls games but I could be wrong. It would solve a lot of his, "DOOD WHAT THE FUCK THAT ATTACK CAME OUT OF NO WHERE" when the camera isn't facing an enemy for him to know what they are up to.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Is there a reason Phil seems unable to rotate the camera

low IQ

 

[Lord_Point]

Is there a reason Phil seems unable to rotate the camera during ER during fights or is he just that slow. I assume it has a lock on like the other souls games but I could be wrong. It would solve a lot of his, "DOOD WHAT THE FUCK THAT ATTACK CAME OUT OF NO WHERE" when the camera isn't facing an enemy for him to know what they are up to.

It does have lock on and in my experience there have only been one or two bosses where its better to have a free camera. This is just a case of phil being stupid and his commitment to the most boring possible brain dead playstyle. All he does is r2 jump spam while face tanking and largely ignores what the boss is doing. When he cries that an attack came out of nowhere it doesnt really matter because he wasnt actually going to react to the attack anyways.

 

[garrybkk]

Is there a reason Phil seems unable to rotate the camera during ER during fights or is he just that slow. I assume it has a lock on like the other souls games but I could be wrong. It would solve a lot of his, "DOOD WHAT THE FUCK THAT ATTACK CAME OUT OF NO WHERE" when the camera isn't facing an enemy for him to know what they are up to.

Would be helpful if you posted some clips of what you mean.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

completion rates lead to sales or sequels

what? how did qui-gout gin come to this conculsion? Is the pikachu hat that tight? how would that even make sense. Completion rate, meaning the rate at which people who ALREADY PURCHASED THE GAME leads to sales?

so you buying the game and playing it leads to buying the game?

He knows that sales numbers and profit is what leads to a sequel so once a person buys it, thats it, they could use it for a drink coaster for all a publisher cares, right? right mr business degree?

Wait, this is phil, he also thinks the PS5 didn't sell well cause schalpers bought them all.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

"you guys on youtube have no idea how much of an idiot chat is being except all the times I bring it up"

These are the kinds of moments that need to be highlighted in TIHYDS. The reason people watching the YT recordings don't know about the chat "being stupid" without him drawing attention to it, is because he doesn't include the chat in said recordings. This leaves him free to act however he wants to, and assume the position of always being right. Also demonstrates that he knows he'll be proven wrong if he allows people the full picture.

This is most certainly how you don't stream.

that was amazing, he really is a child mentally. It's like he got caught in a lie.

All someone did was ask him why couldn't khet get it if she was home or why not go out after stream and pick it up. These are legitimate questions humans who interact socially would have after being told a story.

Dude flies off the handle and gets really over dramatically defensive. Phil it's that interaction you brag is so good on your stream you miserable jack off.

It also helps further the idea that something is wrong at the Snort Fort, because Phil often gets testy when you're too close to home. One of the things I looked for during the bankruptcy was his demeanor while discussing the Champions speculation. He didn't think it was hilarious that detractors were being duped by a troll. He was exasperated that the talk just wouldn't go away no matter what. We know why.

It's one thing when Kat doesn't want to go shopping anymore because they're going to her work (or similar enough place that it's rather triggering), quite another for her husband to have the reaction that he does at the suggestion she do anything but go to work whatever days a week, and spend the rest of her time at home. Who knows what it means, but it's going to be taken as meaning something, because it always does.

 

[Corpun]

Would be helpful if you posted some clips of what you mean.

Pretty much any of Snort's videos on ER he will bitch about the camera, but I think it is this memology video that got me thinking.

The stupid power attack he does is annoying as shit though and really the only reason he 'enjoys' ER, even though the retard isn't aware it costs stamina so he can't spam it like he wants.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Pretty much any of Snort's videos on ER he will bitch about the camera, but I think it is this memology video that got me thinking.

The stupid power attack he does is annoying as shit though and really the only reason he 'enjoys' ER, even though the retard isn't aware it costs stamina so he can't spam it like he wants.

if you want evidence of how slow his brain reacts to things, watch at 5:44 when he whiffs his attack and look how long the delay to his brain is before he reacts. took a full 4 seconds for him to realize he missed

 

[Telemeter]

Phil already knows everything about Japanese culture.

• They all eat Chinese food every day
• They all know karate
• They only watch cartoons
• Their women's vaginas are slanted

• Placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in EVO 2005 Super Street Fighter II Turbo tournament.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil already knows everything about Japanese culture.

• They all eat Chinese food every day
• They all know karate
• They only watch cartoons
• Their women's vaginas are slanted

They eat KFC on Christmas cause it's the only place open.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

They eat KFC on Christmas cause it's the only place open.

Guess what: WRONG!
He said they ate KFC on Christmas because they're STOOPID idiots who think that KFC is gourmet quality American cuisine.

 

[SupSilver]

second day she's off they order doordash
"why does it feel like an investigation every time"
"'why don't you do this instead' NO, THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS"
"every time people ask what I had for dinner I'll say we had DRY TOAST."

rant at 8:25
>drinks from "water" thermos
>burps 50 seconds later
"you guys on youtube have no idea how much of an idiot chat is being except all the times I bring it up" every time

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"I can't drive to get the food, do you know how life works?"

Every time I drive to Kroger I know it's going to be an epic struggle. When I select one of the premade refrigerated dinner trays from the deli area it reminds me of man's primal past. I get flashes of being crouched naked on an african savannah with a sharp stick in my hand, waiting for a gazelle to emerge from the shrubgrass and approach the watering hole as I swipe my debit card and the young woman at the counter places my items into a convenient plastic bag.

Phil should have his money managed by a payee / sheriff's assistant.