DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

Wow his prestream shit is gold games back in 2008 were never ever long they used to be shorter back then ......he is fucking dumb as rocks with retarded fucking thoughts it's like he has no fucking clue about reality

"Your buy in of how your going interact with my content"
Lol he said this shit

His rocktar rant after his youtube rant pure fucking contradicting it's even the same subjet

Podcast is getting dumber every fucking day

Edit has Phil ever helped anyone but himself ?

Call me mati
But cunt how the fuck does gifted membership help your fucking viewers you fat lazy fuck another revenue stream from limited whales means the same amount of money.
Don't dangle shit for viewers and withdraw it , he's doing something special for his birthday but needs chat yo hand hold him through it

Lol

He made me laugh in the end

 

[Kosher Dill]

This relationship is gonna end in a murder suicide. Bets on who snaps first?

Jasper

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

...shit. I don't remember. Every instance that comes to mind was actually him talking about DoorDashing. I guess it would be Kat's birthday, when they went to fucking burger king. I guess that counts since they intended to go somewhere else apparently.

Yeah, they didn't even go out on Valentine's day. He ranted and raved about how the Itahlien restaurant he originally wanted to DoorDash some romantic lukewarm slop from didn't take DoorDash orders on Valentine's Day. Those fucking MORONS didn't send him an email about it so they BLINDSIDED HIM and he had to order Japanese slop from another restaurant last minute. Then he ranted and raved about how it's stoopid that a restaurant would focus on customers at the restaurant for Valentine's Day yadda yadda yadda. God, remember when he had dreams of opening a restaurant? I fucking wish he went through with it back in the day, imagine not knowing that Valentine's Day is one of the days in the year where every restaurant no matter how shitty is completely booked.

 

[Shabobus]

Wow his prestream shit is gold games back in 2008 were never ever long they used to be shorter back then ......he is fucking dumb as rocks with retarded fucking thoughts it's like he has no fucking clue about reality

Just off the top of my head, Fallout 3 came out in 2008. Phil remembers action figures and sandwiches for years but not video games because he hates them.

 

[Surly Muppet]

second day she's off they order doordash

Also worth pointing out, Phil has effectively confirmed this week that she is still working part time. She was off on their shared day off, then she was off on Wednesday when he said Jasper was not in the office and mentioned that she had prepared dinner, and then again yesterday when she was home and they were ordering DoorDash.
So despite whatever changes have happened, his schedule autism is still that - severe autism. There's no reason their scheduling should be this stressful, and there's no reason why Kat can't prepare meals so that they can save money by not DoorDashing. Or, you know, going to pick up the food herself to at least mitigate delivery fees. In one week, that would free up enough money to buy at least one of the games he can't afford for his business.

 

[actually]

LOL Phil completely forgot about his lie and just admitted that Kat doesn't have a job.

Nah, she has a job (bankruptcy papers confirmed that). It's just that it's part-time (papers also confirmed that), not "full-time working her ass off" like Phil loves to pretend.

 

[Balr0g]

Wow his prestream shit is gold games back in 2008 were never ever long they used to be shorter back then ......he is fucking dumb as rocks with retarded fucking thoughts it's like he has no fucking clue about reality

Phil has drunk himself out of his remaining brain cells. And this is the guy who said "I was one of you PC gamers" "I held LAN parties in my cellar" Yeah fucking right. Phil should stop playing games alltogether he is just embarrassing himself at this point

 

[Lazycunt]

Nah, she has a job (bankruptcy papers confirmed that). It's just that it's part-time (papers also confirmed that), not "full-time working her ass off" like Phil loves to pretend.

Phill thinks sitting on his ass for stream that he doesn't work on out of hours even though it's his buisness is busting ass

He hurts himself in confusion

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Podcast is getting dumber every fucking day

It's a weird feeling, man. You go in with the lowest expectations and still feel like you waste your time. You simply can't just flick a switch and stop even when you know it's going to be no different than the prestream two days ago when he talks about likes, analytics, and youtube nonsense.

And boy his game takes are the most surface level, game journalist tier of lazy researching and opinions you could ever hear.

Variety streamer man here, playing these new releases who happen to all be open world slogs, is playing another open world, collectathon, walking sim with simple combat and repeating enemies. Astounding that if you told me the new Kirby was open world I would believe you.

 

[capefear56]

Imagine needing to take an entire extra day off of "work" to do your taxes. "Hey boss, just wanted to call in and say I won't be available tomorrow, I've got tax forms to fill out and it's gonna take up my entire shift and then some. Hopefully you guys can get by without me."

 

[detractorzer0]

It's a weird feeling, man. You go in with the lowest expectations and still feel like you waste your time. You simply can't just flick a switch and stop even when you know it's going to be no different than the prestream two days ago when he talks about likes, analytics, and youtube nonsense.

And boy his game takes are the most surface level, game journalist tier of lazy researching and opinions you could ever hear.

Variety streamer man here, playing these new releases who happen to all be open world slogs, is playing another open world, collectathon, walking sim with simple combat and repeating enemies. Astounding that if you told me the new Kirby was open world I would believe you.

He needs to segue his channel into being a food channel. It's the ONLY thing he shows any real passion about (even though his opinions are sitll dogshit). Everything else is milquetoast.

 

[troll cult member]

He is completely giving up on members, his attitude and choice of words during this pyahdcast just accentuates his dumb, faggot attitude towards work

Good job Phil, really updating and diversifying the content on your channel.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

What I don't understand is him being honest about anything that makes it look like they have marital problems. He lies as easily as he breathes, and the fact that we won't believe has never stopped him, so why all the apparent honesty?

Because the way pathological liars work and are able to convince themselves is by integrating nuggets of truth into their lies. It's easier for him to cope with lying to himself by convincing himself he "stretches" the truth when needed as opposed to every single word being totally made up. It's why this guy is always unwittingly exposing himself.

 

[capefear56]

Narcissistic hermit who drove away every friend he's ever had doesn't understand the appeal of online social games...

 

[Lazycunt]

Because the way pathological liars work and are able to convince themselves is by integrating nuggets of truth into their lies. It's easier for him to cope with lying to himself by convincing himself he "stretches" the truth when needed as opposed to every single word being totally made up. It's why this guy is always unwittingly exposing himself.

He is fucking contradicting himself directly after saying the bullshit it's every second sentance.

It's a good game but it was a flop
Subscription = membership it's the same thing just a different name

He is talking up game pass and complaining that it's rental service ....

He's doing my head in today
I need a break
I'm back
He needs to stop fucking moving and shaking his head while he is talking it is so fucking jarring to the ear, does he not know how sound works ?

 

[SomeBoyo]

Also worth pointing out, Phil has effectively confirmed this week that she is still working part time. She was off on their shared day off, then she was off on Wednesday when he said Jasper was not in the office and mentioned that she had prepared dinner, and then again yesterday when she was home and they were ordering DoorDash.

Monday: Day off
Tuesday: Actually working
Wednesday: day off (confirmed)
Thursday: day she was playing Skyrim, took a nap in the evening, too tired from Skyrim (evening is confirmed)
Friday: Maybe actually working
Saturday: Maybe working


Theo theory: the slots where he is playing ER/Horizon (rip that game now) is when she is either actually working / busy not playing video games.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"If it's not benefitting me, why does it exist?" - Philosopher Burnell 2022 AD

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

"If it's not benefitting me, why does it exist?" - Philosopher Burnell 1982-2022 AD

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Monday: Day off
Tuesday: Actually working
Wednesday: day off (confirmed)
Thursday: day she was playing Skyrim, took a nap in the evening, too tired from Skyrim (evening is confirmed)
Friday: Maybe actually working
Saturday: Maybe working
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Theo theory: the slots where he is playing ER/Horizon (rip that game now) is when she is either actually working / busy not playing video games.

I wonder what the real reason is for her having a job at all. Based on what Phil says, and on what most around here think of Kat, she doesn't have enough desire to get out into the world for money to be an issue for her, and he pays for everything. If she doesn't like hanging around the condo ALL the time, she could get away from it WITHOUT working a job.

There must be something Phil doesn't pay for, that she just has to have, but fuck if I know what that could possibly be. I see no other logical motivation, I would expect Phil to get triggered into Leanna flashbacks by her having a job, so what are the odds it was his idea? It's very weird, considering their situation.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Well the engagement is working, Phils channel is prominent again