How will your experience be in the ancient Assyrian hospital be like?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Twinkletard]

hopefully they can get rid of the demons inside my head by letting out all this blood

 

[King Fructose]

lol ass

 

[lurk_moar]

No laboratory.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I hope they put something in my butt.

 

[Retink]

It would get old fast.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

The title of this thread is rather janky.

 

[draggs]

10/10 they trepanned my skull perfectly now the breath of the stars gets in my brain no problem

 

[WolfeTone]

I came in after I contracted leprosy and all I got was a milk enema

 

[Mr. Bung]

Med tech wouldn't be that good yet so by today's standards it may just be a form of torture chamber. Anastesia would be only alcohol even if that. Just put me down so I don't have to deal with being having my blood drained out, limbs amputated etc.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Probably unintentional torture, pagan gibberish, no actual medicine, and that's if I'm lucky. More likely they'll just engage in the national Assyrian pastimes of torture and more torture.

 

[I am vomit]

lobotomy with 2 rocks.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Med tech wouldn't be that good yet so by today's standards it may just be a form of torture chamber. Anesthesia would be only alcohol even if that. Just put me down so I don't have to deal with being having my blood drained out, limbs amputated etc.

They used cannabis and opiates, at least. If you ask for euthanasia, you'll get opium and hemlock.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Is it four-thirty already? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack, and crack.