2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[T0oCoolFool]

I’m curious about what kind of patch design kiwi women would like. Any examples?

It could be as simple as taking the original design and having the option of buying it in feminine colors. Example, I view kiwifarms in the purple color layout because I think it's cuter than the original green one.

Like @Scolopendra Dramatica mentioned, having an overly cute font or a cuter looking kiwi would be cool too.

TBH I'm bad at thinking up designs, I just know I like pretty and cute shit.

 

[one_time_user]

The halloween one was the cutest thing I have ever seen/bought. I also loved the kiwi soup one. Along those lines. There are some very cute ones in this thread but they're not as cute as the two listed.

 

[frap]

Something a little cuter with a splash of the kawaii theme colours. Deliberately left the border blank for text if anyone wants to modify it.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I like a lot of these patch designs.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Something a little cuter with a splash of the kawaii theme colours. Deliberately left the border blank for text if anyone wants to modify it.

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Based Kawaii Kiwis deserve this

 

[BluntyBitch]

I’m curious about what kind of patch design kiwi women would like. Any examples?

There have been many suggestions already made for beauty parlor patch ideas. The BP isn't exclusively women but ... Yea it's exclusively women, nevermind

I'm finding most want something stealthy.

I think a fat lady silhouette of some kind was suggested , If not, maybe a fat lady silhouette but it has like a globe of blue/green for the color or something.

Applying lipstick or mascara, a couple deathfat specific stuff was mentioned.
I was hoping for something skelly or Eugenia ish related cuz my bet is she's dying this year, but apparently getting sued over using someone's image is A Thing and that disappoints me. Same with the Greer rape prevention gang...

i would wear cute kiwi birds or kiwi fruits. There is probably a too girly limit for me but on the other hand gayops sounds fun

I like camo but not a fan of girly pink camo but I'll buy it whatever it ends up being.

im planning to buy multiples of all so I can cover all my bugout shit and clothing and find you bitches in the wild after shtf. We can exchange recipes in person and cosmetics tips and sit around and shit talk

Cottage core is a huge thing, was anything remotely cottagecore suggested? There's so many homesteading women too. I have no idea how that could be worked into a kiwi patch.

 

[Treasure Champs]

AGE NEGOTIUM TUUM is a closer translation

Age negotium tuum means 'do your job'. It's almost impossible to translate English idioms into any other language. If you try to directly translate 'mind your business' into French, for example, you get what owners say to dogs when they want them to take a shit so they can go back inside.

Latin is much worse; it cannot be bludgeoned into saying some American military unit's unofficial motto (or much else that's a solely English expression), no matter how many idiots sport a tattoo that says something like DO YOU DIE DARE because google translate can't conjugate, let alone make sense of something that became an idiom in another language 1500 years after it was mangled to death.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I would buy this if it was sold as a sticker

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/post-your-art-thread.116/post-11327756

 

[ForTheHoard]

I don't consider myself a girly-girl, but I still like cute and feminine stuff. And as much as I can appreciate the patch designs and think they look really cool, I wouldn't use them because I'm not into that kind of aesthetic. I figure that if I'm not into it, there's probably other women on KF that isn't into that look either.

That being said, it's totally not a big deal either way, I know these patches are meant to help keep the site alive. I just thought it might be worth mentioning that KF could possibly get some more money if they offered a couple of cuter designs.

Lots of people asking for beauty parlor stuff but I'm not seeing many submissions from them.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Lots of people asking for beauty parlor stuff but I'm not seeing many submissions from them.

That's because all the k*w* artists are misogynistic incel losers

I'm totally jk but on a serious note, I'm guessing it's partly because no one seems to have a clear idea on what the patch should look like, and partly because most of the kiwi artists don't like making cute styled stuff. So I can understand the lack of submissions.

 

[Jump]

I am still looking for a 3PL.

Do they have something like stamps.com where you live?
If the patches fit in an envelope you can just use a cheap printer and print the address/postage in one step. They also give discount on postage.
Ya stuffing envelopes sucks but I imaging arguing with retarded 3PL people is very annoying and they take a cut.

 

[kittyfucker]

For the girlz.

 

[Kheapathic]

For any aspiring artists out there; any chance we could get something related to being UNBREADED! from the UCLA psychotic?

 

[Hepativore]

Hell, I'd unironically buy a Kiwi Farms Frisbee flying disc, but if we're throwing out suggestions for next run, what about a drooling dog oppai mousepad?

How about Kiwi Farms Zippo cases, bubblers, bottle openers, hip flasks, shot glasses, and bongs? We could also have a Kiwi Farms dinnerware set.

For the edgelord audience, you can start selling big versions of the patches to embroider on the backs of their leather jackets next time they go to their favorite gay biker bar.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Do they have something like stamps.com where you live?
If the patches fit in an envelope you can just use a cheap printer and print the address/postage in one step. They also give discount on postage.
Ya stuffing envelopes sucks but I imaging arguing with retarded 3PL people is very annoying and they take a cut.



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For anyone wanting to drop suggestions for the 3PL, please keep in mind they need integrations for the services (Wordpress, WooCommerce and ShipBob) that KF already uses.



Before I spend some time in PS - how about a riff on this design:

TOP TEXT: DANGEROUS GUNT
BOTTOM TEXT: PROTECTION UNIT
SIDE LOGOS: KF Logo on R and L sides
Graphic: Skeleton gunt extends onto bottom text outside image frame. Skeleton face significantly fattened. Stage left hand holds a baby rattle and stage right hand switches to a forty and a stoagie instead of the syringe. AMERICA FIRST style hat but instead says THE FARMS #1.



EDIT: Added photos and changed graphic desc.

 

[The Lawgiver]

If I had noticed this thread sooner, I'd have a new design prepped and ready to go.
However, I also realized I technically already had a few patch-worthy designs from a few years ago that are still saved on my computer. May need some cleaning up but yeah I can EASILY see these being patch logos

From 2016 (wow, 6 years ago! doesn't feel like it fuck my ass!)
An extremely stylized kiwi head and upper torso as viewed head-on. heavy inspiration from Transformers. might mod this a little bit but for now this is the general gist


2016 AGAIN (ASS!)

I'd need to modify this one for sure, removing the transparency and some blur essentially. I can't remember if this was just a weird alternate versionof the logo I made or if it was for some contest back then.




From 2019 (woah, 3 years? fucking hell corona!)
Just the logo in an octagon, simple and clean shit parodying the lego Blacktron logo. Forsome reason this one doesn't have transparency, I'm gonna edit that in when I get the chance.

 

[SofondaCox]

Not one among you decrepit hippy asssholes wants a memorial to Buck Breaking. WHY, its incredibly memeable and brought a devastating volume of lols.
Does not one along you have the courage and tenacity to break that buck? To summon that thun'drous clap?

Goddamn.

 

[Fred Jones]

I would love some Apollo-style patches. I made this in a hurry, but I am not a tranny or furfag on DeviantArt, so I am not experienced with graphic design

Edit: added another draft which feels less empty

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I hope the designs are chosen before the ATF bans 80% receivers. One of my hobbies is finishing AR-15 receivers from customardustcovers.com with custom graphics engraved on them.

I'll post pictures here if I get around to making an unregistered KiwiFarms assault machine gun.

 

[Null]

Submission by email. I like Dox Found / Exceptional Individual / Cow the most.

This weekend I'll pick a bunch. I've directed the artist's attention to the thread so if you have feedback they may see it if posted here.