Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Vaz Deverence]

A-a-a-ASSTON HOOOOO LEEEEE *forced laughter* *wheeze* "insert low IQ intervention"

Andy's biggest problem is his ego, despite the reformed humble act. He still wants to be the star... I don't think even now he has gotten over being humiliated by JF. The show should be the PPP show featuring Warski. Especially since its mostly been about going after "Right Wing" Christ is Kang grifters. Say what you want about PPP, but he has enough knowledge of right wing political philosophy and christianity to excel at it.

Warski doesn't have a clue about either, which is why all he can contribute is the above. Andy does have value, he runs the technical end of things and in theory he can work as someone to set PPP up. The problem is the "Big Dawg" is often so low energy nowadays I think Warski feels the need to overcompensate.

The past few episodes have been good, they seem to be figuring out their dynamic...but then again it could just be because America First has been so embarrassing the past few weeks, that the clips work in and of themselves.

TLDR: They need to develop a firm understanding. PPP is the headliner, Andy is the feature.

 

[Gunty King]

any idea how to download gumroad videos so i can upload them here? most software wont read it because its paywalled, i dont want to screen record, thatll take too long and my sub expires soon

Can you import them to Kemono.party? I know they're degenerate, but if we upload them there, Null won't have to deal with PPP/Warski if they go full hypocrite and start sending takedown notices. Plus they're already well established and are probably used to dealing with copyright takedowns at this point.
If your sub runs out don't sweat it. I was planning on paypigging anyway since I need more shit to listen to during work, I just wanted to see if anyone had uploaded them here first so I don't have to waste my money.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

I think some have rose-tinted glasses in retrospect about the PPP and Surfer streams. Surfer’s interruptions were incredibly annoying at times and while they had rapport the relationship was often strained. I don’t mind Andy. The superchats are annoying but I guess PPP has living expenses now he’s not crashing with Surfer and Andy’s parents would probably like him to leave at some point. They certainly seem to be providing enough content.

Yeah, been rewatching some of the old streams, and Surfer really is a mixed bag. Some times he knocks it out of the park with his butt ins, but a lot of the time he really has nothing to say. With hindsight, his schizophrenia or what ever he had is very apparent. He was also very oblivious to PPP's obvious dislike of his interjections. I think during the Mike Mossad stream he literally snapped "Surfer, let me talk!" at RJ in a very uncharacteristically angry tone.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I agree, his role as impartial moderator in the chaggot debate was brilliant. I also prefer surfer as the big Dawgs sidekick rather than tardski. Andy just doesn't cut it for me even though I want to like the guy. Also is it just me or was Tardskis stutter not even noticeable when he was working with jf.

It’s because the Québécois sound retarded when they speak English so when both people sound like retards. Tardski blends in

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Franssens a goldmine of content but a lot of it has been lost to time. I think he'll get his spotlight eventually but maybe Vincent James would be a good focus too, since he was allegedly caught lying about some alt right group he was a part of prior to AF

Yeah Vince was recently lying about Rob Rundo and the Rise Above Movement (basically Dissident Right MMA)

 

[Reginald Fairfield]

I think most unironic Andy defenders are overlooking a few important points:

• Andy is a retard and all his comments are low IQ
• Andy's voice is extremely raspy, every time he talks I have to 4x the speed to get past it
• Andy has to be the fucking one to read all the superchats, as if to rub salt on the wound
• The show would improve in every noticeable way with Andy gone, most of us are watching just for PPP anyway
• PPP is perfectly able to do research on his own (we're on the same page on this)
• PPP never needed anyone to "produce" or "edit" content for him
• The show retreads the same fucking topics (AF, Ralph, Baked Alaska) over and over again. This keeps coming up but apparently they've been reading constructive criticisms very selectively.

I get it, we're starved for content, but I'm not going to lower my standards for these two lazy, grifting faggots. The way I see it fatass is carrying Andy and I'm not even gonna watch anymore unless they come up with something fresh.

Man, I hate this show so goddamn much.

Does PPP have a telegram? I can’t face Surfer’s..

Edit: I think some have rose-tinted glasses in retrospect about the PPP and Surfer streams. Surfer’s interruptions were incredibly annoying at times and while they had rapport the relationship was often strained. I don’t mind Andy. The superchats are annoying but I guess PPP has living expenses now he’s not crashing with Surfer and Andy’s parents would probably like him to leave at some point. They certainly seem to be providing enough content.

Atleast there was chemistry between ppp and surfer. He was great in small doses.

The biggest problem with kino casino is the interruptions. Back in the day when ppp would turn the camera around to his face you knew he was about to drop a bombshell, and he would wait for the right moment. There's no flow when every five seconds the tard is pausing the video to drop the same lines.

 

[Jose Jordan]

i give up , fuck gumroad, i screen recorded 2 videos for you , reviewing coca cola starlight and boxed water, ill add some of the rv baked videos later today

also the origins podcast

sorry for bad quality: chairman josh wont let me upload more than 100MB

edit: im going to upload yoba stream, batman review and its going to be all white (prepare for alot of tardski takes and "imagine _________" in that one)

most of the rest is tv show wrestling and food reviews, and tardski rants , all background noise

 

[All becomes gunt]

i give up , fuck gumroad, i screen recorded 2 videos for you , reviewing coca cola starlight and boxed water, ill add some of the rv baked videos later today

also the origins podcast

sorry for bad quality: josh wont let me upload more than 100MB

Oh wow so this is the so called paywalled guntroad content ? Imagine paying for this shit, a big thank you for your sacrifice of a measly 10$ so that we can get a peak at this shit. Without further ado let me grace your efforts with a proper review of the space cola specimen we have infront of us.
>tacky room with an equally tacky wallpaper and decor, looks like a gas station bathroom
>PPP completely disheveled, unkempt, he resembles CRP with a paintjob on his hair
>he looks lost, bored, out of it
>no passion in his voice, his heart isn't in it
>clearly just blabbering on about cola to fill 10 minutes so that he can punch his card out and be done with it
How the mighty have fallen.

 

[Yeshua Moon]

just watched the baked episode and loved every second

 

[Jasper2K]

Anyone reco some good old PPP streams that aren't chaggot or masterson?

 

[mdrop22]

i give up , fuck gumroad, i screen recorded 2 videos for you , reviewing coca cola starlight and boxed water, ill add some of the rv baked videos later today

also the origins podcast

sorry for bad quality: chairman josh wont let me upload more than 100MB

edit: im going to upload yoba stream

We all appreciate the effort, honestly those two uploads are all I need to see. Imagine not only paying for that monthly, but then paying for a superchat on KC to ask for your Internet Daddies' praise. "IM A HIGH ROLLER GUYS AM I COOL YET?"

SAD. PPP didn't even crack a single joke during the Coca Cola try it vid. So depressing.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Looks like it's happening.

https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1507449702370922496

 

[High Tea]

 

[Reginald Fairfield]

Anyone reco some good old PPP streams that aren't chaggot or masterson?

The chaggot ones are the best, but also check out the baked bonanza streams with Sammie, the last five or ten minutes of the stream where he broke up with surfer, maybe even the mamaJF one from a while back.

 

[Gunty King]

Anyone reco some good old PPP streams that aren't chaggot or masterson?

My favorite PPP stream of all time is Surfer unboxes a toothbrush. There's no drama, no kayfabe, and PPP isn't particularly high energy, but it's some of the funniest most kino shit I've ever seen.
If you're a fan of Null's MATI series, Warski vs the 4 horsemen is a great stream, though it's very ironic looking back and seeing PPP shitting all over Warski given their relationship nowadays (though to be fair, PPP did the same thing with Kraut before they became bffs)
All 3 golden gunts are essential watches, especially with the 4th one apparently coming up this sunday.
Both parts of the baked bonanza are fantastic, I was genuinely on the edge of my seat the entire time Baked was in Chicago. To be fair PPP really can't take all the credit for the quality of this stream since Baked was going out there and bringing the content, but PPP's commentary adds to the insanity of the situation, and I'm pretty sure his restream of Baked's stream is the only surviving archive of it anyway.
Finally, pretty much anything involving Godwinson is gold.

 

[Jasper2K]

My favorite PPP stream of all time is Surfer unboxes a toothbrush. There's no drama, no kayfabe, and PPP isn't particularly high energy, but it's some of the funniest most kino shit I've ever seen.
If you're a fan of Null's MATI series, Warski vs the 4 horsemen is a great stream, though it's very ironic looking back and seeing PPP shitting all over Warski given their relationship nowadays (though to be fair, PPP did the same thing with Kraut before they became bffs)
All 3 golden gunts are essential watches, especially with the 4th one apparently coming up this sunday.
Both parts of the baked bonanza are fantastic, I was genuinely on the edge of my seat the entire time Baked was in Chicago. To be fair PPP really can't take all the credit for the quality of this stream since Baked was going out there and bringing the content, but PPP's commentary adds to the insanity of the situation, and I'm pretty sure his restream of Baked's stream is the only surviving archive of it anyway.
Finally, pretty much anything involving Godwinson is gold.

Thanks guys. i just really enjoy his energy even if i don't agree with some of his takes its great entertainment. As others have said his heart isn't in his new content and I don't like Warski tbh.

 

[Concho Pete]

Old cows or not, the Gayper damage control starting this early suggests tonight's show is gonna be a banger. Might even tune in live.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Anyone reco some good old PPP streams that aren't chaggot or masterson?

British Anglo Wignat Civil War where they read Brutus's manifesto about skiing in the Austrian Alps

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Anyone reco some good old PPP streams that aren't chaggot or masterson?

Spoony aka Noah Antwiler is a good topic from PPP.
It's crazy that a man who was a well respected content creator consumed by his ego, lost all motivation from making review videos, and lost his suburban home because he stopped paying the mortgage.
Spoony’s Last Stand & Patreon Leaks
Spoony’s Slippery Spiral AKA Year Of The Spoony 2021
Spoony Is Evicted!!! The Spoony Bum Homeless!!! Tragedy Or Comedy?!?

 

[Jose Jordan]

"OOHHH MYY Y GODDDD SHES GONNA TAKE A SHOWER ASHTON"

GREAT TAKE

repeating things said on video , saying this is gold and imagine __________ is great commentary