Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Lord of the Large Pants]

For Pat, I really think denying reality is a nervous tic rather than anything involving conscious thought. He does read the words, but his brain stops processing them when he makes a reply. All he knows at that point is that his stalkers said something, and if they said it, it must be wrong. QED.

If you told Pat that he's going to die someday, just like everyone else who ever lived, he'd reply "Wrong, baby stalker child. Falsely claiming that I'm mortal is a felony and SEAL Team 6 will be along to your house correct the record shortly. " Because he read every word, but he's incapable of understanding.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

For Pat, I really think denying reality is a nervous tic rather than anything involving conscious thought. He does read the words, but his brain stops processing them when he makes a reply. All he knows at that point is that his stalkers said something, and if they said it, it must be wrong. QED.

If you told Pat that he's going to die someday, just like everyone else who ever lived, he'd reply "Wrong, baby stalker child. Falsely claiming that I'm mortal is a felony and SEAL Team 6 will be along to your house correct the record shortly. " Because he read every word, but he's incapable of understanding.

Absolutely true. They’ve done studies on this shit, when people hear something they don’t agree with politically their brains literally shut down and they don’t process what they’re being told. Even if it’s rational cold hard truth, they don’t - can’t - hear it.

I dunno if this is a modern thing with everyone connected to the internet all day every day or if it’s always been the case.

It’s fucked up, though. I don’t think I’m above it either, I definitely do it too. I just try to be conscious of it more.

Pat is the poster child for the NPC consoomer though. I mean he was literally posting about how 1 Nazi at the trucker protests tainted the whole thing and made them all Nazis, and now he’s also posting that it’s Russian propaganda to accurately notice Ukraine has a bunch of Nazis that we are now paying to arm. The minority doesn’t tarnish the majority etc. He doesn’t even notice the hypocrisy because his brain literally can’t process it. You could probably show him the CNN articles discussing the Ukraine Nazi problem from last year, and it wouldn’t show him the media is full of shit. It would just reinforce his fat ignorance.

It’s happening a lot this week with the biolabs, one day it’s insane to say they are real, then it’s insane to suggest they are involved in deadly pathogens, now it’s dangerous for russia to get a hold of them. One day they aren’t real, then they are but they’re harmless, then they’re worried of them falling to Russian hands, which wouldn’t matter if they were harmless. Pat will keep tweeting his righteous smug anger at every step of this retard propaganda, even when one day directly contradicts the next.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His wife, who needs a husband no matter how fat and stupid to keep up appearances, works.

What is her job? She’s not pretty enough to be a plus-sized model and if she was retarded enough to marry Fat, she’s too dumb to work a pen or laptop.

 

[AnOminous]

So supposedly he got the SFWA to fund his lolsuit against 60 john does, KF, Owen A. Forums, etc. but their site states clearly that this is a loan, not money with no strings attached. In theory he owes Quasi money for the individual suit against him, plus the ~100k back to the SFWA for the bigger lolsuit. I think.

If they forgive the debt, apparently since the organization is now gutted and is just a slush fund that inures to the benefits of completely useless members like Tomlinson to file frivolous lawsuits to shut down people who criticize them, then that's taxable income for Fatty.

If the SFWA did give Fat the $100 thousand with no expectation to repay, then that counts as taxable income. I wonder if he gave the government everything he owes, or if he's trying to stiff Uncle Sam the same way he's trying to stiff Quasi.

I believe SFWA pulled some sketchy shit and made it a "loan" and they just won't ever get around to collecting it.

Piggy is not on Meth. He was this way even in school. This way before the alcohol. The teacher who said he would argue with a fence post? Piggy now is the same as Piggy then.

He would argue with a fence post and lose.

Uh, the family didn't even really react they just wanted to be left alone

Wild guess is they have already had to deal with Fatty's bullshit in the past and are completely done with it.

 

[Caverlock]

What is her job? She’s not pretty enough to be a plus-sized model and if she was retarded enough to marry Fat, she’s too dumb to work a pen or laptop.

She does "search engine optimization."

You might take look at her business twitters if you care enough:

https://twitter.com/postsbyghost

https://twitter.com/robinsonwriters

If you look around, you can see how devoid of activity her business website and social media are, yet she really, really needed $29,600 in PPP from the government to preserve six jobs.

 

[AnOminous]

the IRS pays a bounty out to whistleblowers to the tune of 15-30% of what is collected provided you don't want to do it anonymously. he is far more likely to get in hot water for the PPP loan tho. the SFWA will do whatever to cover for him because its their ass on the line too.

Slight caveat to that. I've heard (and do not personally know but I trust the one who said it to me) that if the IRS isn't already interested in you, filing reports like this often means they look into you, too. And more obviously, if you owe back taxes yourself, they'll yoink it and say "thanks sucker."

So while being a tax snitch may be rewarding, especially if you're doing it more for the revenge than the money, you might want to consider the potential negative of being on IRS radar unless you are yourself squeaky clean.

Alternatively: forgive a dollar of debt for every dollar of child support Pringles can Jon can verify Patrick has paid

Better yet: for every time Piggy says "child" on Twitter he has to pay a dollar of child support.

 

[AprilRains]

Wild guess is they have already had to deal with Fatty's bullshit in the past and are completely done with it.

The man ate Thanksgiving dinner at a bar, and only got leftovers from the family dinner. Safe to say he's non grata.

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly don't know much about the PPP saga (would love a concise summary if there exists one outside this) but the best way to get the ball rolling there is the following 1-2 punch (and I have no comment if you want to know how I know this works):

1. Contact the OIG of the SBA.

2. Contact the Wisconsin US Attorney's Office, who will liaise in IRS-CI, FBI and FDIC-OIG. The best office contact here is Assistant U.S. Attorney Stephen Ingraham. (414-297-1700)

Remember also SFWA is a 501(c)(3) so they have to explain their expenditures in their annual Form 990 and other such required disclosures. I would honestly like to know where filing frivolous lawsuits against First Amendment activities is even remotely a public benefit activity and isn't just illegal inurement to the benefit of one Patrick Tomlinson. Even as just a loan this is not a public benefit activity. In fact, the very fact he was harshly financially sanctioned for it shows it was harmful, frivolous activity inimical to the public interest and worthy of punishment.

Has Fatrick ever declared bankruptcy before? I have a strong feeling that he is going to try and declare Chapter 7 bankruptcy to get out of most of his debts

So far as I can tell, no. Nor does he have any other interesting federal history.

ETA: on the SFWA issue does anyone know what kind of loan this is? Do they have some otherwise neutral loan thing where any member can draw on a line of credit? Or is this some special benefit to Patrick for some reason I can't even remotely fathom? I suppose it might not be inurement if it's something it does for any writer, without questioning what the loan is for, but that seems odd.

Under what circumstances can members draw on funds from member dues and donations? Did they specifically and explicitly underwrite Patrick's lolsuit for its own purposes? If so that is extremely dodgy.

Ok so the 10 year limit has been reached. Fatrick could easily file for bankruptcy at any point. My guess is he wants the loan to be finalized from Quasi before going into bankruptcy. Not having a job will probably help him qualify for Chapter 7 since he can just present a few months or years worth of income to get well below the income limits. I would guess that he tries to save his house too by not including the mortgage for his shitty half house as well. Don't know how his fat wife will feel about it but Fatrick would be self centered enough to pull that off and fuck up her business

It may be worth a shot for Quasi to oppose discharge on the grounds that Lardo's discovery misconduct that he was sanctioned for was an intentional tort, the damages from which are not dischargeable in bankruptcy. I offer no opinion on the merits of such a claim, but it's probably worth discussing with counsel, at least if the issue ever comes up.

Also if there's already a lien on property there's some fairly tricky voodoo to avoid the lien in the bankruptcy process but let Fatty figure that out for himself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She does "search engine optimization."

You might take look at her business twitters if you care enough:

https://twitter.com/postsbyghost

https://twitter.com/robinsonwriters

If you look around, you can see how devoid of activity her business website and social media are, yet she really, really needed $29,600 in PPP from the government to preserve six jobs.

I’d never hire a supposed marketing expert who can’t get more than 187 Twitter followers for her own business. What a sham.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She does "search engine optimization."

You might take look at her business twitters if you care enough:

https://twitter.com/postsbyghost

https://twitter.com/robinsonwriters

If you look around, you can see how devoid of activity her business website and social media are, yet she really, really needed $29,600 in PPP from the government to preserve six jobs.

Last tweet was from a year and a half ago. Failing business that might be taking on debt. Gives more weight to the idea that they are preparing for bankruptcy

Remember also SFWA is a 501(c)(3) so they have to explain their expenditures in their annual Form 990 and other such required disclosures. I would honestly like to know where filing frivolous lawsuits against First Amendment activities is even remotely a public benefit activity and isn't just illegal inurement to the benefit of one Patrick Tomlinson. Even as just a loan this is not a public benefit activity. In fact, the very fact he was harshly financially sanctioned for it shows it was harmful, frivolous activity inimical to the public interest and worthy of punishment.

See now this is where you can get your tax reporting done. And the SFWA members (if there are any) can really go after Fatrick for fucking this up. Plus it shouldn't have been that long ago so those taxes are fresh and not something the IRS has to dig through. Plus if a concerned citizen only reports a W-2 and some expenses, the IRS has nothing to look into for you and everything to look into for the 501(c)(3)

So far as I can tell, no. Nor does he have any other interesting federal history.

ETA: on the SFWA issue does anyone know what kind of loan this is? Do they have some otherwise neutral loan thing where any member can draw on a line of credit? Or is this some special benefit to Patrick for some reason I can't even remotely fathom? I suppose it might not be inurement if it's something it does for any writer, without questioning what the loan is for, but that seems odd.

Under what circumstances can members draw on funds from member dues and donations? Did they specifically and explicitly underwrite Patrick's lolsuit for its own purposes? If so that is extremely dodgy.

That would be an interesting thing to figure out. I think 501(c)(3) orgs have to release their financials publicly but I could be mistaken

It may be worth a shot for Quasi to oppose discharge on the grounds that Lardo's discovery misconduct that he was sanctioned for was an intentional tort, the damages from which are not dischargeable in bankruptcy. I offer no opinion on the merits of such a claim, but it's probably worth discussing with counsel, at least if the issue ever comes up.

Also if there's already a lien on property there's some fairly tricky voodoo to avoid the lien in the bankruptcy process but let Fatty figure that out for himself.

Oh every chance of this should be argued in court to prevent discharge. Considering piggy can't even file a basic restraining order, he will probably fuck up the bankruptcy and having a competent council there to oppose him will make him squeal.

 

[Slowboat to China]

20k words in almost six months...

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

Patrick really needs to try NaNoWriMo or something else like it. Sure, it's dumb, but you gotta PRODUCE if you're going to be a writer. And if he doesn't have a day job, there's nothing stopping him from planting his butt in the chair and writing from 9-5 every day. It's just ... weird to me that he writes so slowly.

 

[Caverlock]

The man ate Thanksgiving dinner at a bar, and only got leftovers from the family dinner. Safe to say he's non grata.

He also goes to his parents' house on Thanksgiving and shoots guns, presumably at imaginary cyberterrorists and ex-wives.


(A, L)

At first I imagined him LARPing around, diving for cover and stuff, but then I realized he would just rotate like a turret because he's really fat.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

It’s just hard to understand, he doesn’t live impressively, his house isn’t nice and his car is 15 years old etc - but he still lives to a degree that requires a steady income. When he doesn’t seem to have any discernible income stream at all, just how is he paying for all his vacations (from his busy life of tweeting) and the like?

His book sales data shows his books don’t make any money (bookscan isn’t 100% accurate but it is used by all publishers for a reason, it’s largely very accurate) he doesn’t have renters anymore - can his insurance residuals and book royalties really sustain his working class quality of living? I guess it’s possible?

This may be unlikely, but he could be a drug dealer :^)

 

[AprilRains]

This may be unlikely, but he could be a drug dealer :^)

That's likelier than my speculation about being a meth user. It would also account for being persona non grata with his in-laws.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Patrick's second, better wife Niki filed for bankruptcy like 15 or so years ago. The document has posted multiple times on OnAForums.

For those inquiring about Niki's previous bankruptcy, see document attached. Patrick's second, better wife filed for Chapter 7 in August 2006.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

ETA: on the SFWA issue does anyone know what kind of loan this is? Do they have some otherwise neutral loan thing where any member can draw on a line of credit? Or is this some special benefit to Patrick for some reason I can't even remotely fathom? I suppose it might not be inurement if it's something it does for any writer, without questioning what the loan is for, but that seems odd.

https://www.sfwa.org/about/benevolent-funds/legal-fund/

"In the event that SFWA agrees to fund a loan, the member will sign a contract which outlines specific procedures which will be followed in pursuing the dispute gives SFWA a lien on any recovery in the action (by settlement or court order)—and a schedule of payments in the event the member loses the action—for repayment to the legal fund of the loan plus interest."
oopsie doodles!

Unless they considered some kind of retard and gave him a giver - https://www.sfwa.org/about/benevolent-funds/givers-fund-grants/

Or maybe they saw the pudding leaking out of his ears and gave him emergency relief - https://www.sfwa.org/about/benevolent-funds/emergency-medical-fund/

They also apparently have some sort of legal SWAT team - https://www.sfwa.org/member-links/committees/griefcom/

Who the fuck would want old rot pussy Cat Rambo to help with legal assistance

 

[Mr Moonface]

You spoon:



Pat's wife's new business is apparently booming:



"Noted nothing and no one."



More updates from SpaceEdge and the Tomlinson/Robinson family chat room:

 

[instythot]

She does "search engine optimization."

You might take look at her business twitters if you care enough:

https://twitter.com/postsbyghost

https://twitter.com/robinsonwriters

If you look around, you can see how devoid of activity her business website and social media are, yet she really, really needed $29,600 in PPP from the government to preserve six jobs.

I’d never hire a supposed marketing expert who can’t get more than 187 Twitter followers for her own business. What a sham.

Doesn't look to far off from the web presence for the quartering's SEO business, "the marketing sheriff"

Seems like more of a portfolio based business to me, where you show off your successful clients as opposed to building your brand

 

[Fictional Character]

So SFWA has apparently changed its membership requirements recently. Now the threshold for being eligible to apply for full membership is 1000 dollars lifetime earnings from fantasy, sci-fi or horror fiction. The question I have is: Does Pat still qualify for membership?

 

[Complete Reprobate]

So SFWA has apparently changed its membership requirements recently. Now the threshold for being eligible to apply for full membership is 1000 dollars lifetime earnings from fantasy, sci-fi or horror fiction. The question I have is: Does Pat still qualify for membership?

UH OH! NON EARNER IN THE BUILDING! REPEAT! NON EARNER IN THE BUILDING!