Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[behindyourightnow]

Just like the book itself, Joe's big UK book tour is failing to make a splash, so here's a small Instagram roundup.

More from that professional photo shoot:
A perfectly fine-looking shaggy dude:
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Boss Nass:
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"WAY fewer terfs than I expected"? Dumbass probably expected full-on riots over his shitty book:
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My favorite part is how this “whole queer world out there” is apparently represented by a white heterosexual man lounging in a bathtub with a seaside view, on holiday, while his supportive wife hovers to takes a picture of him off screen.

Really “queering” those societal roles as always, Joe! I wonder what the sex of the person who washes the towels and cleans that bath is.

 

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My favorite part is how this “whole queer world out there” is apparently represented by a white heterosexual man lounging in a bathtub with a seaside view, on holiday, while his supportive wife hovers to takes a picture of him off screen.

Really “queering” those societal roles as always, Joe! I wonder what the sex of the person who washes the towels and cleans that bath is.

I’m going to stay at that place with the tub though. Or one like it. I think UK beach rentals are less lavish than US, but there is a timeless vintage quality that I always find inviting.

And now…



More photos of Joe without a bra because nothing says “regular female person” than someone going to give talks and speeches and photo shoots with a completely see through blouse and nothing in underneath. Hmmm maybe a bra… it’s see thru though with the tats so hard to tell.

Biggest clockable behavior ever is the complete celebration of soft floaty female fabrics and zero shapewear, undergarments, or hosiery. Also vintage stripe dress doesn’t go with vintage crochet coat. You don’t wear nautical stripes with crochet. I know it feels kind of like Brighton-y, Edwardian era clothes but while both of those motifs might have been worn during that period at the beach, they would not have been worn together in that way. That said, the stripes, with the tattoos, and the crochet jacket is probably my favorite ensemble Joe owns. And even though it doesn’t go together at all, it goes together in a throw it all in and take a walk on the beach way. The highlights are nice tho.




The black socks are wild here. Like grandpa puts on a dress but is still wearing his gold toe dress socks.



Joe looks a bit like a woman here. Even if the outfit is wrong. Still he’s not and I don’t know why we can’t just say hey there’s a fun trans woman who is the male sex and we can all live happily. Instead it’s he must be a woman! And have all female rights!


We could be so happy as a planet. But people won’t ever let it happen.

 

[FarmVille]

Joe never looks like a woman. He never even looks like a transgender woman. If I were to see him walking around Berkeley I would assume he was some old hippie.

There are always dudes in their sixties with long hair walking around Berkeley in loose fitting linen tunics. Joe blends right in. That’s why he had to move to NYC.

I mean he’s going to be detrans eventually anyway, why else is he keeping his beard?

 

[Twiggez-Vous]

The only person he's managed to be photographed with on his 'tour' is Barry Pierce, the Irish freelance journalist who gave him his only positive review in the British Isles. Sad and embarrassing. It's interesting - I mean, lots of famous folk fall over themselves to proclaim their trans allyship, but they don't actually want to be shown associating with raging troons. There is a picture of Nicola Sturgeon, the Scottish nationalist leader, hobnobbing with Mridul Wadhwa, the head of Rape Crisis Edinburgh, who obtained his position fraudulently - that's going to haunt her. Eddie Izzard wants to stand for Labour in the next election - although the party is banging the TWAW drum, there is no way that Keir Starmer will run the big twat even in the wokest of constituencies.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I mean he’s going to be detrans eventually anyway, why else is he keeping his beard?

Wow. So rude and so wrong. Joe Jos is an enby-presenting genderfluid queer trans woman and definitely not an aging, fat, and desperate man who's trying his damnedest to stay relevant and get laid by any means necessary, even if it means looking like a clown. GET IT RIGHT CHUDS

 

[Swimminglanes]

Latest photo shoot of Jo out shopping

 

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I mean he’s going to be detrans eventually anyway, why else is he keeping his beard?

Funny I thought this same thing. When he de transes, he can get a little lipo on his body and grow a beard and the older he gets the more attractive he will be. And Mallory will look on (if they are still together) and get jealous.

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Speaking of higgledy piggledy people, where is Mallory? If she’s not with him, does anyone else think he is so much happier back in UK doing what he’s doing?

Why do I care? I don’t know, but maybe Mallory’s dogma and dourness can’t ever fully go away even if she tries to leave religion.

 

[TootfuckingToot]

Funny I thought this same thing. When he de transes, he can get a little lipo on his body and grow a beard and the older he gets the more attractive he will be. And Mallory will look on (if they are still together) and get jealous.




Speaking of higgledy piggledy people, where is Mallory? If she’s not with him, does anyone else think he is so much happier back in UK doing what he’s doing?

Why do I care? I don’t know, but maybe Mallory’s dogma and dourness can’t ever fully go away even if she tries to leave religion.

Have you considered all of Joe's unsubstantiated reports of social media threats is in part to victimise and ampliphy himself sure, but might also be primary motivated to silence Mal?; Don't be a visable as me doll- it is horrid, let me be the beacon of hate you sit back. You are logging on to Twitter - are you sure? -yada yada

Quiet yourself. Old school abuser tactic brought to modern social media and fan base (read confidence) tactic.

 

[behindyourightnow]

The only person he's managed to be photographed with on his 'tour' is Barry Pierce, the Irish freelance journalist who gave him his only positive review in the British Isles. Sad and embarrassing. It's interesting - I mean, lots of famous folk fall over themselves to proclaim their trans allyship, but they don't actually want to be shown associating with raging troons. There is a picture of Nicola Sturgeon, the Scottish nationalist leader, hobnobbing with Mridul Wadhwa, the head of Rape Crisis Edinburgh, who obtained his position fraudulently - that's going to haunt her. Eddie Izzard wants to stand for Labour in the next election - although the party is banging the TWAW drum, there is no way that Keir Starmer will run the big twat even in the wokest of constituencies.

“There is a whole queer world out there! Here I am with all my important friends who came out to support me and my book. They are all just out of frame, laughing too.”

Seriously though, it is downright embarrassing that he spent so much time and effort trying to drum up controversy around his book release, only to realize that even the British TERFs who were laughing at him have moved on with their lives and don’t care. At least he still has us, I guess.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

At least he still has us, I guess.

Joe might not realize it but we're his best audience, which tells a lot about both parties.
I'd still like him to chimp out about not being attacked by a thousand TERFS when he leaves 'bongland.

 

[Twiggez-Vous]

Joe looks a bit like a woman here. Even if the outfit is wrong.

I still don't think he looks like a woman. When he strikes a natural pose, he looks like a man, not an unattractive one, but still a bloke. The outfit is bizarre, more like a bag you would use to boil a suet pudding or something.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

Are there any photos of Joe with James ‘Juno’ Dawson? That would crack me up. Dawson is a very odd looking beast (permanently residing in the uncanny valley thanks to his televised FFS with specialist-troon-surgeon Christopher Inglefield who wants to trankenfranken wombs into men) but would no doubt would look almost elegantly gamine next to Joe the Fat Goblin in his Laura Ashley-esque frocks and opaque tights combo.

James is a bona fide author (young adult fiction) who lives just outside Brighton and is a lesser spotted homosexual AGP who in an interview with gay man’s magazine Attitude said that being gay was a consolation prize, resulting in what might be the best ever thread on the incredibly bitchy Datalounge.com.
I bet Joe is furiously envious of James - surely there is a photo from this event depicting Lavatory scowling burn holes into Dawson’s back?

 

[mold]

When he de transes, he can get a little lipo on his body and grow a beard and the older he gets the more attractive he will be.

stop it
get some help

 

[Potatis Salad]

Joe ending a book event "with a song," lol.

 

[Constellationzero]

I still don't think he looks like a woman. When he strikes a natural pose, he looks like a man, not an unattractive one, but still a bloke. The outfit is bizarre, more like a bag you would use to boil a suet pudding or something.

Not...an unattractive one?

Sideshow, like Kevin Allred, is grave mental illness personified. Look at the progression of both with old photos going forward: Slipping to almost nonexistent hygiene. Both look like they smell like a McDick's bathroom in the deep south side of Chicago with a little Chantal Sarault used panties thrown in.
Weight gain to obesity. Next stop: Morbid obesity.
Garbage, shitty tattoos that accumulate over time. They both look like filthy carnies on the sexually violent offender registry. There once was a time when professions like Medical Doctors, schoolteachers, professors, and corporate executives refused to hire someone with a visible tattoo. Rightly so. If these professions improved, or stayed out of clown world, I'd say nothing. But it only proves even more that we need to return to higher standards.
Terminally online. Mouthing off on Twatter and giving Kevin Gibes-tier pervert/stalker takes. "Very professional." "Very attractive and intriguing."
Menacing, and occasionally threatening others. Both online and likely in person.
Both dress from those USAgain scam dumpsters that are illegally dropped in parking lots all over the place. Hell, they probably change it up and dive the Saverz, Goodwill, and Salvation Army dumpsters too.

At the very least, you'd think Berkeley would toss this pervert another book project he can work on far away from the campus and far away from their online classroom spaces too.

 

[Law]

Have you considered all of Joe's unsubstantiated reports of social media threats is in part to victimise and ampliphy himself sure, but might also be primary motivated to silence Mal?; Don't be a visable as me doll- it is horrid, let me be the beacon of hate you sit back. You are logging on to Twitter - are you sure? -yada yada

Quiet yourself. Old school abuser tactic brought to modern social media and fan base (read confidence) tactic.

Ooh, that's good.
I know that cults try to portray the unbelievers as mean and terrible, so that when cultists attempt to proselytize and are met with resistance, it makes the non-cult world seem scary, which drives them deeper into the cult.
I could totally see him doing this.
He could also be encouraging compulsive spending on ugly clothes to make Mallory waste her money so she can't afford to leave him.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I don’t see Joe as that kind of abuser at all, to be honest. I think he’s an asshole who thinks of women in general as support characters for his main act, but I don’t think he engages in outright financial/emotional abuse.

That’s one of the reasons I find him so fascinating as a lolcow honestly. I don’t think Joe is a narcissist in a clinical sense or that he even has a personality disorder. You don’t see the same utter void in place of an inner self that you see in someone like Olly Thorne, for example. There’s an actual personality in there that you sometimes see flashes of, before he inevitably retreats because he doesn’t want to break cult rules.

To me, The Ballad of Joe And Mallory is less about just another abusive narc relationship and more about what happens when too already-deeply-flawed individuals fall into a cult. Which is why it’s so intriguing.

 

[Trianon]

Have you considered all of Joe's unsubstantiated reports of social media threats is in part to victimise and ampliphy himself sure, but might also be primary motivated to silence Mal?; Don't be a visable as me doll- it is horrid, let me be the beacon of hate you sit back. You are logging on to Twitter - are you sure? -yada yada

Quiet yourself. Old school abuser tactic brought to modern social media and fan base (read confidence) tactic.

It is how he imbues his "work" with meaning. He volunteered to be the public-facing Twitter person during Mal's split with her family, which is a very flattering self-portrait he can gain energy from, but they have been in that holding pattern the entire time, with Joe taking the "fight" to the terfs while Mal writes for an increasingly esoteric audience of one. It's not necessarily abusive or conscious, but they really have fallen into a perfect example of the masculine head of household protecting the delicate womenfolk from outside pressures. But since Joe cannot play the protective role without fawning all over how heroic he's being, we see through the act a bit more clearly.

 

[STN]

For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Romans 1:26-27​

 

[Potatis Salad]

Looks like Joe's UK book tour is going much better than it did in the US. This happened in Bristol:

I can instantly spot three troons in the audience, probably some FTMs in there too but it's impossible to distinguish them from common-or-garden women:

Still, I have to admit that that's an impressive turnout for a dogshit book from a no-name academic and wannabe Twitter provocateur. Are people just more interested in Joe in the UK? Are British people more likely to turn out to an event like this in general? Whatever the reason, this event is clearly not a cringey failure like the ones in the US, so, golf claps for Joe.

His closing song, "Dancing in the Dark":


Never forget:


No indication whatsoever that this is supposed to be a "woman." Just a normal-looking pudgy dude in a slightly odd choice of overshirt:


Game! Count the chins:


Pursuant to the discussion of whether Joe is (or can be) "good-looking," I say no, but it's such an incredible contrast between how normal he looks as a guy and how utterly repulsive he becomes when making his rare and feeble attempts at looking "feminine"--cranking out his moobs, flapping out his lips, filtering himself into oblivion, etc.
This guy looks just fine! The shirt even looks fashionable on him:

Audience again not shabby. Joe played by Jeffrey Tambor:


Can't remember if these were already posted but lol:


Looks like Mallory has been MIA from Joe's book tour because she had COVID.
"A nine-day bout" = she tested positive around 3/21. Joe's first UK event was on 3/18, so Mallory's been quarantined for almost the whole thing. Soooooo, did anyone happen to catch Joe's "Looking for a COVID positive twink to cough in my wife's mouth while she's sleeping" ad on Lex before he deleted it?

Side note, Mallory posted an Instagram pic from the London Underground on 3/23. It's possible that she took the pic before her diagnosis and waited a couple of days to post it, but also possible that she knowingly crammed onto a crowded train while COVID pozzed. I wonder which one it was.