4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Pill Cosby said:
So Meigh is going g to have a prem baby to look after at home or in hospital while Gunt is at Dallas. What a saviour of the white race. Pathetic.
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Ralph is going to leave her for her parents so they can care for her and the baby for several weeks while he goes back to Richmond and Texas and stays shitfaced.

He’s planning his trip to Draft Kings before Thursday right now.
 
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And to the surprise of no one the wedding is called off. I guess Ralph can breathe a sigh of relief of having to iron his best tuxedo t-shirt or getting nacho cheese and mustard all over Meigh's would-have been dress. People should ask for refunds for false advertising.

Was Ralph's gunted greedy ass going to take her to Wrestlemania while they were down there? I suppose it doesn't matter because Meigh always capitulates and says "it's fine, in fact I told him to do X without me!" which always comes across as forced for obvious reasons.
 
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EyeGuy said:
Bad news, fellow faggot farmers:
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I said this when Pansus water broke but ima re-itterate;

The bowling event will be canceled because "Muh baby" or "Burryin' muh baby" and "sorry no refunds, i need this money for my keeeeddddsss"

And like that, Ralph can claim that he was gonna have the event of century and can claim he sold out of tickets (even tho he can't sell them all and E-Celebs are giving them away by the fist-full) and he gets to say "haha Kiwifags you cant prove it.!!!"
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So is there an "official" reason why this couldn't just be moved? I'm pretty sure there is a bowling alley in Rochester somewhere.
 
State Champ said:
Move the venue several hundred miles away one week before it happens?
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I know Dallas and Rochester are about 2000 miles apart, but who the hell was coming to Dallas in the first place just for this event? Hell, there would probably be more people in Rochester because at least May's family would (probably?) be there.

I could be totally wrong about this and Ralph has sold 100 tickets for Dallas somehow, but my brain cannot conceive it.
 
Salubrious said:
So is there an "official" reason why this couldn't just be moved? I'm pretty sure there is a bowling alley in Rochester somewhere.
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Ralph apparently became friends with the owner of said venue so the assumption was he was getting the place for free or at a discount with the promise of bringing in a large group of hungry alcoholics. He got comped, babay! KILLSTREAM!
 
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
Ralph apparently became friends with the owner of said venue so the assumption was he was getting the place for free or at a discount with the promise of bringing in a large group of hungry alcoholics. He got comped, babay! KILLSTREAM!
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Well there will be at least 2 large hungry alcoholics there given that Mersh is going. Can't make money on comps though.
 
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AltisticRight said:
A friend saved up nearly 3 months of annual leave to care for a newborn.

Ralph is going to abandon his lolicon equine birther and Roxander for some trashy worthless bowling thing.

Responsible dad Ethan indeed is.
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More fathers should try to do this. Very common phenomenon where infants are a bit scared of their fathers and cling to their mothers up until two or three. There is an evolutionary component but it’s mostly from babies not spending enough time with their fathers to properly bond and feel safe and secure with them, so they cling to mom and cry when dad tries to hold them.

But it won’t matter with Ralph because he’s a rage pig. The more time she spends with him the more terrified she will be of him. It’s best for her if he just fucks off as much as possible until Pantsu takes her and flees.
 
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Salubrious said:
I know Dallas and Rochester are about 2000 miles apart, but who the hell was coming to Dallas in the first place just for this event? Hell, there would probably be more people in Rochester because at least May's family would (probably?) be there.

I could be totally wrong about this and Ralph has sold 100 tickets for Dallas somehow, but my brain cannot conceive it.
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Wrestlemania just so happens to be in Dallas that weekend. If it was anywhere else, that’s where his bowling event would be.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
The only reason he's having the bowling event is because he met the owner of the Dallas bowling alley in Vegas and could book the place for free
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are you really gonna believe him? After his non stop "five star days" bs? He's probably paying cheaply at a cheap ass bowling alley so he can then spend his real money on wrestlemania weekend
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
The website looks fucking gay, too.
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Oof what a nightmare of a website. I picked out some highlights.
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A literal 20 year old picture of Dick to represent him.
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Literally who? This guy sounds like a real Dan Rather.
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"Video Maker" is not a career.
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Former candidate but not current senator. Translation: Loser.
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Low hanging fruit but, whores.

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Whose drink do you think he will try to roofie?
 
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