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The fuck roach said that it was a novel but he showed us a picture book. I'm confused now
Yeah me. Does anyone have the link so that I don't have to work to give her money for her shitty book?
Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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When the book opened without any animation from the character I instantly erupted in laughter, couldn't even put in a little effort could you?
Seriously, why would you go through the trouble of animating the lips but not just move even the forearm to make it look like the book isn't just magically swinging open while being held by a statue?
I wish I could have turned this in to my Animation 1 professor for a laugh. The old man would have had a stroke from the blood pressure.
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It's still better than the dragon in her last movie. How was he animated? Well, he wasn't. When the dragon speaks it's just a static image of his head and voice coming from nowhere (certainly not from his motionless mouth).
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Good news Wogglefam, your fanfiction efforts will no longer simply languish in this thread!
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HEIL VOGGY!
Actually I can imagine a story about Professor Knowitall's youth in nazi Germany and his service as doctor Mengele's assistant that inspired him to create human-animal hybrids in Genoma.
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If you want to excite kids, you should try to educate them instead of just talking about how to behave. For instance, I think they'd love to learn about cockroach anatomy.
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clearly Fascist Cockroach Anatomy lessons are the way to woo the youth of Earth
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Wogglebug was only "following instructions" when he gassed all those Munchkins.
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A doodle of Der Wogglebug giving a speech about the importance of following instructions (and orders).
This was of course a year or so before the Night of the Long Knives, when he was caught by SS guards in a hotel bed having sex with Froggy...
This was of course a year or so before the Night of the Long Knives, when he was caught by SS guards in a hotel bed having sex with Froggy...
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No "Wogglebug turns 50 feet tall and able to breathe fire" option? Come on, Cherie, give the people what they really want.
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"Mr. Wogglebug and the Final Solution to Oz problem"
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I was just gonna have Silvie convince Woggie to try the Blazin' sauce at a Genoma Buffalo Wild Wings (because you know Genoma totally has Buffalo Wild Wings).
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I'm not sure this would result in breathing fire... But it can turn Woggy into a bombardier beetle.
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Big news on the both bad and good front, or so its claimed.
The Al Whiting deal is over. He will not be venturing to Genoma after all. He has enough films to make in the foreseeable future. But its not all gloom and doom you see, for Hot Cherie found a film company on Fiverr (Golden Film Productions) which is based in Romania and totally legit she swears who is going to make Space Jam Wogglebug by mashing up live actors with her 3d wogglemodel. They make 5-10 minute long short films and she is asking for a proof of concept scene to be shot in the summer.
How will she pay for this you ask? Well, Cherie will be receiving 7,000 from a "close friend".
This is the company she is talking about.
The Al Whiting deal is over. He will not be venturing to Genoma after all. He has enough films to make in the foreseeable future. But its not all gloom and doom you see, for Hot Cherie found a film company on Fiverr (Golden Film Productions) which is based in Romania and totally legit she swears who is going to make Space Jam Wogglebug by mashing up live actors with her 3d wogglemodel. They make 5-10 minute long short films and she is asking for a proof of concept scene to be shot in the summer.
How will she pay for this you ask? Well, Cherie will be receiving 7,000 from a "close friend".
This is the company she is talking about.
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Cynthia probably doesn't know that low-budget movies are filmed in Romania because filming (renting studios and equipment, wages for tech crew) are cheap there and none of those benefits apply to animated movies.
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Between the Nigerian princes, "legitimate film producers" and actual gypsy our Cherie must seem too good to be true and the biggest meal ticket this side of Genoma.
@WogglebugLover by "a close friend" I take it you mean your family...
How much did you end up giving Al for those kind words?
Over a thousand?
DO NOT STEAL!!1!!11!1
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@WogglebugLover with current events in Ukraine, would you say our beloved bipedal bugman is more of a Javelin or Stinger guy? That is to say, is he the kind of hard-boiled combat vet that stares down a Russian tank, who'll yell "Do svidanya" as he hits the trigger of his Javelin and cause the Russian tank's ammo to cook off in a massive fountain of fire, molten metal and charred remains of the tank crew or would you say he's the lurker in the forest, that shoots down an Ilyushin-76 with his trusty Stinger, taking out an entire battalion of elite paratroopers, as they rain down amidst the twisted remains of their transport plane?