Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Swiss46]

Lol at Kevin trying to say his "ranch work" of tweeting all day is as hard on the skin as the serf's ranch work.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The irony of Kev tweeting about how often he comes while I know for a fact he has rendered himself physically unable to cum is not lost on me.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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I suggest starting with step 1: bathe.

Like dilation that's something he will never do

Also reminder that Kevin is a self proclaimed "musk slut" aka a disgusting ghoul who loves ungodly smells. Bathing makes all the horrible stenches go away so that's another reason dude doesn't clean himself.

God he must smell so fucking awful. Amhole stench + nasty body odor. He is a walking biohazard. Even the devil's ballsack smells better than the Amhole autist.

 

[Meiwaku]

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Ironic

 

[Donovan the Man]

Like dilation that's something he will never do

Also reminder that Kevin is a self proclaimed "musk slut" aka a disgusting ghoul who loves ungodly smells. Bathing makes all the horrible stenches go away so that's another reason dude doesn't clean himself.

God he must smell so fucking awful. Amhole stench + nasty body odor. He is a walking biohazard. Even the devil's ballsack smells better than the Amhole autist.

Kevin has also said he doesn’t want to shower so much because he’d have to wash his hair and it would fade his dye job.

Man’s never heard of a shower cap and solution is not bathe.

 

[Meiwaku]

Kevin has also said he doesn’t want to shower so much because he’d have to wash his hair and it would fade his dye job.

Man’s never heard of a shower cap and solution is not bathe.

The other tip is sulfate free shampoo and put the dyed color in your shampoo to help keep color.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Get jannied
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Ironic

You ghouls give 10% maximum on a good day. The alpacas are so thin and starved they disappear when the turn to certain angles. They have no grass to graze on because you people have turned the Tranch into a lifeless wasteland. Maybe if the conditions you make your animals live if weren't so horrible, that cria might have pulled through when you ripped it away from it's mother so you could score Twitter likes. Go ahead and block people who rightfully call you out on the animal neglect you and the other tranchers are %110 guilty of, Kev. It's not going to change the fact you're as good of an alpaca rancher are you are a woman.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also reminder that Kevin is a self proclaimed "musk slut" aka a disgusting ghoul who loves ungodly smells. Bathing makes all the horrible stenches go away so that's another reason dude doesn't clean himself.

God he must smell so fucking awful. Amhole stench + nasty body odor. He is a walking biohazard. Even the devil's ballsack smells better than the Amhole autist.

Just like how real girls smell. (I imagine.)

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

Right, men's dermis and epidermis are thicker, around 25%, and they have larger pores and a rougher texture (all cuz testosterone) but the subcutaneous fat is a different, deeper layer. Women have more subcutaneous fat than men which combines with differing bone structures and causes women to have more heart-shaped and round faces while men's are more square. It might also have to do with men having a wider jawbone because of more robust muscles in the area, so the angle between their cheekbones and jaw makes less of a V-shape, so can look more hollow. (I'm totally guessing on that last part.)

Kevin had laser hair removal on his face, right? If there's not proper aftercare after those treatments, it can lead to scarring as well. If he was as filthy then as he is now, he might have had infections in his beard area that messed up his skin even worse than the acne did. Though, his forehead seems to be the worst, grossest part, probably because he's just a greasy bastard who won't bathe.

Kev would benefit greatly from a chemical peel. You can buy the kits to do at home. But since men usually can't be bothered to do advanced skincare -
1. Wash your fucking face with a mild cleanser every night
2. Use a chemical exfoliant after (rotate AHA and BHA, these are lotions or liquids)
3. Use sunscreen every day
That's it. 3 small steps every day would absolutely help him.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Kev would benefit greatly from a chemical peel. You can buy the kits to do at home. But since men usually can't be bothered to do advanced skincare -
1. Wash your fucking face with a mild cleanser every night
2. Use a chemical exfoliant after (rotate AHA and BHA, these are lotions or liquids)
3. Use sunscreen every day
That's it. 3 small steps every day would absolutely help him.

Exactly. He might also benefit from micro-needling, it could help with the acne scarring, That, or getting some professional treatments that can be beneficial for skin texture. Taking about 10 minutes or so a day to do this stuff would do wonders.

The most baffling thing is that he goes through painful genital surgeries and begs for fake boobies, but won't do the bare minimum of "self care" to help his appearance. Fixing his skin and hair would go a lot farther to help his appearance, (not really to make him look more like a woman, but it might at least help make him look more human and less crypt keeper-ish) but it involves a tiny bit of effort and also doesn't directly feed into his giant-titted sissy bimbo fetish, so that's out the window. The same goes for losing weight. He only wants to do things where he gets to be knocked out then wake up and it's been done to him. Also, since insurance won't cover chemical peels, he's not willing to dip into his toy fund to pay for it. So, he just repeats that "HRT is magic!" and expects things to just work without any effort. He's like this in every aspect of life. His body knows to just change dick skin into vagina skin. Estrogen is going to give him womanly curves. The amhole nerves are going to wake up any day now!

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Skincare is absolutely beyond him, PhD-level shit, I’d be shocked if Kevin regularly brushes his teeth

 

[Open Window Maniac]

My skincare routine is to wash my face with sunflower soap before shaving in the morning, and at night using that same soap and then applying facial moisturizer. My skin isn't radiant, but it's clean and looks nice.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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Oh, I'm sorry, Kevin, but it was trannies who redefined "violence" to mean "people saying something that makes me unhappy," which means turnabout is fair play and you don't get to complain about it, ever.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The most baffling thing is that he goes through painful genital surgeries and begs for fake boobies, but won't do the bare minimum of "self care" to help his appearance.

He didn't even care about his Amhole and let it heal shut. He hates everything that requires effort. He wants instant gratification without doing anything.

 

[John Furrman]

Oh, I'm sorry, Kevin, but it was trannies who redefined "violence" to mean "people saying something that makes me unhappy," which means turnabout is fair play and you don't get to complain about it, ever.

Stand back, I'm about to commit a hate crime


Kevin is fat and gross and not even furries will have sex with him

 

[Karen™]

Fixing his skin and hair would go a lot farther to help his appearance, (not really to make him look more like a woman, but it might at least help make him look more human and less crypt keeper-ish) but it involves a tiny bit of effort and also doesn't directly feed into his giant-titted sissy bimbo fetish, so that's out the window.

Skincare is boring and for TERFs.

The act of wearing makeup, however, renders all natal women unable to focus on anything but how insatiably horny it makes us. The brighter the colors and more heavy-handed the application, the stronger the effect. In fact, I had to stop wearing makeup in college because it made me such a dumb, cock-obsessed bimbo that I was on the verge of flunking out. And if you wear enough of it, nobody can tell that you only shower once a month.

I think it's pretty transphobic to be giving Kevin skincare advice when what he clearly needs is to start wearing lots and lots of makeup.

 

[grandpasatan]

Beyond his skin being terrible and everyone knowing he won’t put the work in, this is another indicator of how dysfunctional the “relationships” and communication is in the tranch.

While he doesn’t actually know what he’s doing, Penny fancies himself a skincare guru and has product and seemingly the interest. Why not ask mxstress instead of the unwashed hoards of Twitter troons?

https://archive.ph/KivIR

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Kevin hot take on monogamous relationship

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220$ medical bill incoming

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Kevin want to diy stretch his already infected piercings

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He successfully e-beg a ps4 controller

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lol one of the outdoor serf stole it

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[Pampered Degenerate]

I can't believe no one posted this rare Kev
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Look at that dry skin. It's times like these I appreciate how little he cares about looking like a woman.

I've been following this thread since its inception, but I am still amazed by the size of this dude's cranium. Shit is fucking massive.

 

[Just Hamsters]

Kevin want to diy stretch his already infected piercings
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I like modest gauges. I like septum piercings - When people can pull them off.

But a gauged septum piercing is so damn trashy and immediately makes me think of a prince albert... which I guess makes sense why Kevin wants it, since he'll never be able to have a prince albert.