3/25/2022 - Alice claims Ralph date raped her while she was drunk. - 04/01/2022: Kino Kasino drops the messages...

Did Ralph date rape Alice?

  • Yes

    Votes: 534 70.3%
  • No

    Votes: 34 4.5%
  • Maybe??

    Votes: 192 25.3%

  • Total voters
    760
A true awlag changes his opinions based on whats the most funny opinion at the time.
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I'm torn on this.

On one hand- it's Ethan Fucking Ralph. Need I say more? After he more or less admitted to torturing small animals in his youth (as well as the more schitzo speculation that he was the killer the West Memphis Three got blamed for)- him date raping someone after simping and trying the old "nice guy" routine isn't surprising to me

On the other hand...it's Alice. Not only does she have untreated ("untreated" being keyword, many people get help for this and live relatively normal lives) BPD and is a pathological liar and clout-chaser of the worst sort, her allegations sound exactly like the lazy cookie-cutter #Metoo stuff that gets thrown around (AKA both parties were black out drunk and it's a he said/she said scenario). I'm not going to sit here and #ListenAndBelieve an IP2 streamer (who also tortures small animals) just because Ethan Ralph is the funniest lolcow since Chris-Chan. Nope, sorry- I need at least some modicum of evidence.

All the farms is asking for right now is more or less a different variety of a Thot Audit: we want receipts- specifically, the Amazon Wishlist purchases that Ethan Ralph gave her. That would be a good foundation for further evidence to be compiled on.
Part of the reason why people always believe his accusers isn't even because of Ralph's reputation. It does a play part. But a lot of it stems from the fact that his accusers aren't over the top with presenting their stories and telling what occurred. Alice could have made this sound a lot worse than it already is. She didn't even call it rape despite it being so in this case. Same thing happened to Ade during the corn harvest. She wasn't eager or over the top when it came to calling Ralph out. She was even trying to be fair to him but was still pointing out how Ralph had issues.

Another reason is due to how Ralph always blows up over these accusations in the worst way imaginable. The dog killing stuff was probably some of the least believable accusations levied against Ralph at the time. But then he just had to respond to it in the worst way possible and confirm that his classmate was likely telling the truth.

I am going to wait and see because obviously Alice's reputation doesn't help her case. But her reputation also kind of does help her because given the lifestyle she leads, it isn't necessarily uncommon for someone like her to be put into this type of situation. Plus we do have blatant social media evidence that she was spending time with both Ralph and May.
 
If any of you are honest with yourselves even a little bit 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 this story is obvious bullshit.
Unless we see at least the texts and the Amazon wishlist, this bitch is lying. I’d argue her word as worthless as Ralph’s. Alice isn’t smart but it doesn’t take a very high IQ to fake tears for attention. I’ve seen her act when she’s running a fake-breakup with Chicken Andy or whoever and her performance on the KC greatly resembled that.

Applying Occam’s Razor, it could just as easily be that Ralph tried to betabux his way into her :briefs:, failed, then kicked her to the curb.
 
Let's assume her story is troo. From what I understand she got drunk with Ralph and the next morning she asked him if they had sex and he said they did.

Now, can you even think of a hypothetical scenario in which Gunt would ever say no to that? As a Ralphamale he had to say they had sex, even if it didn't happen.
Precisely. Ralph is not coy about such things. If it were consensual intercourses (oral or otherwise), Ralph would have bragged about it to make himself appear more Chad. But instead all we got was silence. In retrospect, we should have known something was up.
 
Both of Ralph's children are a result of rape, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Not the violent kind, but the borderline kind that makes it hard for the woman to recognize what happened to her.

You're welcome for the new story arc, Vickers.
 
Part of the reason why people always believe his accusers isn't even because of Ralph's reputation. It does a play part. But a lot of it stems from the fact that his accusers aren't over the top with presenting their stories and telling what occurred. Alice could have made this sound a lot worse than it already is. She didn't even call it rape despite it being so in this case. Same thing happened to Ade during the corn harvest. She wasn't eager or over the top when it came to calling Ralph out. She was even trying to be fair to him but was still pointing out how Ralph had issues.

Another reason is due to how Ralph always blows up over these accusations in the worst way imaginable. The dog killing stuff was probably some of the least believable accusations levied against Ralph at the time. But then he just had to respond to it in the worst way possible and confirm that his classmate was likely telling the truth.

I am going to wait and see because obviously Alice's reputation doesn't help her case. But her reputation also kind of does help her because given the lifestyle she leads, it isn't necessarily uncommon for someone like her to be put into this type of situation. Plus we do have blatant social media evidence that she was spending time with both Ralph and May.
I would say the belief in the accusations is based on a few things really, Ralph, circumstantial evidence and what he has been accused of.

Take Faith, noone is going to deny she is an unreliable narrator of her own life. She obviously is or - if Vickers is to be believed - at least was a dishonest and unwell individual. Now, maybe that's her, maybe she was mentally ill at the time. Yet, even with all of this you cannot say that someone in that position is always going to lie - especially when she was in my view an incredibly vulnerable individual. The sort people would seek to prey upon.

With her you had someone who was barely an adult, who ran away from home to live in the crack-shack of a felonious, violent addict a thousand miles away from her family support structure. She couldn't drive, she didn't have money of her own. In short, she was in prime position to be controlled by Ralph - and she was, he controlled her contact with her parents, he controlled her internet access, he made her publish statements absolving him of crimes he committed against her. All very controlling, and while he would never admit it Ralph impregnating Faith was a further means to control her.

Faiths accusations against Ralph aren't that wild, and with Andy Warski it's clear Ralph has form for being a controlling drunk around his girlfriend's. His felony assault charges - and other recorded behaviour - shows he's a violent rage pig. Her texts also confirm lots of her parts of the story, and Ralph at one point tells her he will abandon her to give birth alone if she gets the law involved as she's vaguely referencing something he did.

Look, obviously it's not beyond a reasonable doubt - but when you add that all together it's clear that Ralph abused Faith. Exactly when and how is up for debate, sure, but there should be no doubt he's an abusive partner.

May is a victim, but she reminds me of someone who would stand by her man regardless of what they do. Like the wife of someone raping her kids (it happens) who doesn't say a work or is implicated. She's a victim, but also an enabler who should know better.
 
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her allegations sound exactly like the lazy cookie-cutter #Metoo stuff that gets thrown around (AKA both parties were black out drunk and it's a he said/she said scenario). I'm not going to sit here and #ListenAndBelieve an IP2 streamer (who also tortures small animals) just because Ethan Ralph is the funniest lolcow since Chris-Chan. Nope, sorry- I need at least some modicum of evidence.
I disagree, what she said sounds nothing like a cookie cutter #metoo story to me.

Even the common date rape story is usually, “I suddenly felt woozie drinking my beer” implying she was drugged, not voluntarily shitfaced. Or “I woke up in the morning with no pants or underwear and was sore and bleeding” or “I was saying no but he didn’t listen and I was too drunk to stop him.”

Instead Alice just says she woke up confused the next morning, clothes intact, missing a phone and not knowing wtf happened. She did remember Ralph both encouraging her to drink more shots and pressuring her for sex before blacking out. She had to ask Ralph if anything happened when he dropped off her phone. If she was going to lie why make it so confused and vague? I also don’t think Alice is smart enough or good enough an actress to put together something that sounds this authentic about Ralph.

I think of #MeToo as mostly stories involving ppl in positions of power, like a boss or someone who could effect your job/income/career, using that power to punish someone who refuses their advances or only agrees to help or advance someone’s career if they fuck them or let them put their hands wherever they want and make lewd remarks.

What Alice describes isn’t so much #metoo, it’s just old fashion drunken date rape. Her story sounds a lot like what commonly happens to girls in high school or college when they get too drunk with a creep. The first girls I ever heard talked about being raped (this was in early high school) all experienced this type of situation. Q
 
The RalphaRapist!

It's hard to believe when the story comes from the mouth of a crazy bitch, but more and more crazy bitches are telling similar stories about Ralph. Given everything known about Ralph It's not too hard to believe unfortunately. Too bad she will probably never deliver and post any evidence.

How could she have possibly known this could happen? Damn. Bolt out of the blue shit here.
I mean It's not like he is a convicted sex offender or anything.

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Precisely. Ralph is not coy about such things. If it were consensual intercourses (oral or otherwise), Ralph would have bragged about it to make himself appear more Chad. But instead all we got was silence. In retrospect, we should have known something was up.
Given the timing that around that time Goocheese also spoke on camera lashing out at Alice/mentioned Alice sucked Ralph's dick. There's a bit of missing context and getting to the truth is rather hard given all of the mental problems every party involved has.

EDIT: Credit goes to @wharf rat
 
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With the amount of ill will Gunt has generated his detractors are more than willing to believe that Gunt was the mastermind behind the Lindbergh baby kidnapping or that the weight he put on is to hide he really is D.B. Cooper.
Hell no, Ralph is too much of an idiot to mastermind anything. But I do believe he would shove his microdick in the mouth of a drunk passed out unconscious girl.
 
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