DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Meerkat Ink]

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pigpiggo is wrong , but also correct

That's just an acksident, it's not like there's a 15 minute compilation of clips

 

[TheGoutburglar]

His biggest problem is he takes a day off. Regardless of what he says he does on that day, he can get his tax shit together on that day. That's what every real mature adult business owner does if they have to.

There is that, but I think Phil is meaning to imply that his day off isn't enough. Maybe someone will bring that up in the chat and we'll get a rant about how that's his day off and he shouldn't have to work. That will be telling.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There is that, but I think Phil is meaning to imply that his day off isn't enough. Maybe someone will bring that up in the chat and we'll get a rant about how that's his day off and he shouldn't have to work. That will be telling.

I guess if he thinks he has to go til 2 am sorting.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

That's just an acksident, it's not like there's a 15 minute compilation of clips

I know its my video

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"A million dollars is not a lot of money I couldn't live off that for the rest of my life"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

"A million dollars is not a lot of money I couldn't live off that for the rest of my life"

The relevant part about that is how he goes right to "live off of". Investing it doesn't exist as an option, and that's not even a lie on his part.

 

[Coke Zero]

"A million dollars is not a lot of money I couldn't live off that for the rest of my life"

No shit it wouldn't last, he would dump the entire million dollars into wwe champions within the first 6 months

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the delusions are so thick today it's really really hard to listen to even as background noise

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Are you fucking kidding me... I've been busy for the last couple days and haven't really been checking on DSP... as soon as I go to his stream:

Phil: "Youtube Adpocalypse....."

Me: *click off*

Sorry but i've heard this song before... many, many, many fucking times. How long is this dude gonna complain about 2015 when he got copyrighted, 2017 when the ads started catering to people who don't call developers and people mentally ill, and his Twitch departnership which is almost a year old now? Get the fuck over it. Phil should be lucky none of those things tanked his whole career.

 

[PieceofShet]

"A million dollars is not a lot of money I couldn't live off that for the rest of my life"

He should print this on a shirt and walk around with it. O who I am kiddin, he doesnt go where peepul are.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil should be lucky none of those things tanked his whole career.

That's kind of like saying "I'm sure glad my bucket of ashes didn't catch fire."

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Are you fucking kidding me... I've been busy for the last couple days and haven't really been checking on DSP... as soon as I go to his stream:

Phil: "Youtube Adpocalypse....."

Me: *click off*

Sorry but i've heard this song before... many, many, many fucking times. How long is this dude gonna complain about 2015 when he got copyrighted, 2017 when the ads started catering to people who don't call developers and people mentally ill, and his Twitch departnership which is almost a year old now? Get the fuck over it. Phil should be lucky none of those things tanked his whole career.

Not only does Phil lack the ability to get over any slight, but he's so adamant about never experiencing any hurdles in life that when they come along, he refuses to even try dodging them, and then spends the rest of his life bitching about them being there in the first place.

Not to mention he hates consequences for what he knows are misdeeds, and much of what has brought him here, has been exactly that. He'll NEVER stop griping about things taking a downturn, simply because in his mind, they're never supposed to. Not to him. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.

 

[FormerPro]

Damn, Jaxx Raxxor with an afternoon tip is immediately met with an inquisition from Phil about whether or not this is "his tip" for Street Fighter tonight, his eyes bulging with greed at the possibility of milking this retard twice in one day.

Jaxx dutifully responds, as if he's Phil's employee worried about missing an important deadline:

 

[Balr0g]

"A million dollars is not a lot of money I couldn't live off that for the rest of my life"

The funny part is I had a discussion with a colleague about winning the lottery, let's say 10 Million bucksa. Now we take 40 years to use up the entire money. how much money can you spend each day. You would have to spend 690 bucks EACH day to use up 10 million bucks in 40 years. I couldn't imagine spending so muich money each day. Phil knows how to though. Even 10 million bucks wouldn't last Phil very long

 

[SomeBoyo]

Sorry but i've heard this song before... many, many, many fucking times. How long is this dude gonna complain about 2015 when he got copyrighted, 2017 when the ads started catering to people who don't call developers and people mentally ill, and his Twitch departnership which is almost a year old now? Get the fuck over it. Phil should be lucky none of those things tanked his whole career.

Yeah he is doing the whole "I did do edited content, that was KOGaming", youtube is toxic. No time for edited content, only toxic content gets views, he doesn't want to do that to get a return. Also PC explodes when he opens editing software, which he also doesn't have. Homefront video came out in MAY 2016. He keeps complaining that it totally makes no money because that channel is blacklisted, except he uploaded gameplay videos on that when DSPGaming lost monetization. "People told me, this is your best content" but go fuck yourself, I guess.


If only he had ways to have a monthly goal to compensate for missing streams.

I also want to bring up "before I became a streamer I could live off adsense". His current income is 80% "crowdfunded" (roughly), that's how much (presumably even more) he made on youtube in adsense around 2016. It's insane how much money he got off views alone, insane.

 

[RougeRed]

Are you fucking kidding me... I've been busy for the last couple days and haven't really been checking on DSP... as soon as I go to his stream:

Phil: "Youtube Adpocalypse....."

Me: *click off*

Sorry but i've heard this song before... many, many, many fucking times. How long is this dude gonna complain about 2015 when he got copyrighted, 2017 when the ads started catering to people who don't call developers and people mentally ill, and his Twitch departnership which is almost a year old now? Get the fuck over it. Phil should be lucky none of those things tanked his whole career.

That's just the stream now. He has like 5-10 topics that he just repeats over and over.

 

[Shabobus]

The funny part is I had a discussion with a colleague about winning the lottery, let's say 10 Million bucksa. Now we take 40 years to use up the entire money. how much money can you spend each day. You would have to spend 690 bucks EACH day to use up 10 million bucks in 40 years. I couldn't imagine spending so muich money each day. Phil knows how to though. Even 10 million bucks wouldn't last Phil very long

Phil could win the lottery (or one of his chat could win and give it all to him) and he'd be one of those winners who end up flat broke and in enormous debt after a couple years. It's never enough.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

That's just the stream now. He has like 5-10 topics that he just repeats over and over.

Let's add in the trending QnA segments(same fucking questions) he adds on to waste 30 minutes till gameplay. Which of course is now being extended even more because of a mandatory NOT break to take a 10-15 minute shit.

*15 minutes since he boots the game, he's menuing and talking. It's like giving a kid a ton of ritalin and talks about what he's going to do, than actually doing it.

I don't know how this guy just explains he has to shit because he just digested breakfast in an hour. I dunno, I usually shit in the morning with a cup of coffee, and it's most likely the stuff I ate last night. Basic human anatomy apparently to shit like a pigeon.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I also want to bring up "before I became a streamer I could live off adsense". His current income is 80% "crowdfunded" (roughly), that's how much (presumably even more) he made on youtube in adsense around 2016. It's insane how much money he got off views alone, insane.

The craziest thing about him will always be that he never learns. We would all be having a very different conversation about Phil right now if he had assumed the good times would never end, then they did, and he got his shit together, and NEVER made that assumption ever again.

This is why I'm sure he won't save himself no matter what. He just doesn't have it in him to stop trying to have it both ways. He won't give up his bad traits, or give up on his dream of a revival. Ever.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"A million dollars is not a lot of money I couldn't live off that for the rest of my life"

Just basically admitted he expects his fans to shovel several millions at him for the next couple of decades
No wonder he visibly feels nothing when Retard drops an eighty dollar dono