Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Kane Lives]

In recent years Russia has actually warmed up to Stalin, mainly by crediting him with beating the Nazis, despite the fact the Soviets won despite Stalin, who was warned of Operation Barbarossa for months, given accurate time frames of when it would occur, and promptly ignored every single warning. Plus one of the major reasons 1941 was so disastrous was Stalin's interference and because the Red Army had not too long ago been through massive purge, so most officers were utterly incompetent.

I find Stalin's place in the Great Patriotic War to be very paradoxical. It is true, his immense lapse of judgement in the leadup to 1941 practically led the USSR to a catastrophe and on the verge of collapse. Yet, his sheer force of personality cannot be denied, and like our clown Zelensky here, he stayed put in Moscow even as the Germans are closing in, rather than fleeing, which in turn, emboldened the defending Russians (along with fresh Siberian divisions, which probably were the more important factor). And wisely enough, even the Georgian manlet recognised that his meddling in the Red Army's affair was harmful post-1941, and allowed them to breathe just enough to beat the Germans in the end. Zhukov and his General Staff was mostly in charge of strategy afterwards, and while they still stumbled, they were competent enough.

Too bad about the purges after that, though. Stalin's paranoia was just legendary.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Getting whores pregnant will solve that problem.

Look how well it's worked out in the black community...

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

There is more chance of Biden being switched out than Putin.

I wasn't suggesting putin was going to be, I was speaking in a "what if" in terms of it happened.

 

[Random Internet Person]

French President Emmanuel Macron said that he considers unacceptable the recent publication of a cartoon on the Twitter page of the Russian Embassy in Paris, and hopes that this will not happen again in the future. He said this at a press conference following the EU summit.

As reported by the France-Presse news agency, the French Foreign Ministry drew attention to cartoons published on the embassy's Twitter page ridiculing European solidarity and relations between Europe and the United States.


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Let the meme war begin!

* Charlie Hebdo attack happens *
> You have no right to get mad over a cartoon

* Russian embassy posts some memes *
> Reeeeeee these cartoons are unacceptable!!!

Well the official RT twitter handle has resorted to posting pepe memes now.

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1507424577479192578

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Hopefully Papa Putin gives us some content this weekend. Starting to get really boring. May have to switch back over to IP2.

NO ̶G̶I̶R̶L̶S̶ NATO ALLOWED
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Nice to see that Russia has embraced that they have the meme lords on their sides....who also happen to be the wider Internet's right wing exiles. Borscht in the refugee camp must be great.

Fuck that shit, I want to see Putin test out his judo on Biden. More disputes should be settled by the leaders engaging in personal combat with each other.

Maybe the hatred is so real we can bypass the "win ten times in a row".

Lol, Biden said the American sanctions "threw Russia back to XIX century".

Dude. DUDE. Russia's borders in XIX century included fucking Poland in the west and Finland in the North and Ukraine was not even a thing. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?!

I'm sure /pol/ would want it if it means being free of Western influence rotting them.

Map of countries sanctioning Russia.
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Don't you love the Cold War time warp?

As someone who lived in Ukraine, Russia is doing them a favor by annexing them.

How so? By possibly having every Western chain and service barred from them thus creating a land where there's a pride in homeland and heritage and the stuff the motherland has blessed them with? Where children aren't brainwashed and rotted by hostile schools of thought? Where they learn that rainbows aren't meant for flags and pronouns should only be talked about in depth in an elementary school language arts class? By getting back in touch with God and learning that God is greater than The State and His glory is greater than any leader?

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

You are a pant shitting retard, please just shut the fuck up. You've done nothing but shit your pants over and over and over again.
it's fun to dunk on your retarded ass once or twice, but then it's just, holy fuck man, it's so tiresome how stupid you are. People have explained just how goddamn dumb you are, but you don't listen. You keep going.

And you've wasted an entire post on expressing your frustration on this guy. The ignore function is there for a reason. If you're too sensitive to handle some opposite opinions/lighthearted shitposts maybe you should go back to reddit

 

[White_N]

The age of MEN is over, the time of the CAT has come.
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I get : pats
You get : oppressive dictatorship

 

[Lone MacReady]

Look how well it's worked out in the black community...

To be fair 7% archaic DNA is going to gimp most of their "ventures".

 

[Status-6.]

I'd just like to ejaculate my opinion for a moment in your heads.
everytiem you use Russian gas you fund Russia but every time you pay for Russian gas you fund Ukraine(tax).
(atleast in the EU) orwellian no?

anyway
say if your wet dream comes true and Ukraine wins the war through various tactics and assistance, sanctions.
You still have a nation that will leverage its nuclear arsenal through various ways like starting nuclear above/under ground testing on their own soil.
They will then continue exploding bombs until the west cringes and rreees and fucks off out of Ukraine with its assistance.

Like the spoon(nuclear bomb) Detonate 1 every week and up the kilotons until they get the desired result. See it as throwing a tantrum but then with nuclear weapons.

Spoiler: Spoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Ultimately does the US want to start counter testing and eventually start nuking each other over a escort resort that is as large as Texas but really far away?
Probably not but maybe the underground cave cities are all finished with building and its time for all nigger cattle slaves to die for moloch.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Too bad about the purges after that, though. Stalin's paranoia was just legendary.

It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you.

 

[Montalbane]

I wouldn't mind seeing an independent Kaliningrad and Crimea after this, both their flags are pretty cool
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It would be funny to see some Ukranian Oblasts (((achieve))) independence after this too since they're all basically meme flags.
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whatever happens, lukashenko needs to be protected at all costs.
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his bastard retard son is also a literal chad
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Regarding the flag spergery I want this to be the banner of sicily during the nuclear holocaust.

 

[Borscht]

Too bad about the purges after that, though. Stalin's paranoia was just legendary.

I won't be listing all the horrifying things the moustached seminarist did (too many to count) and list just one good thing that matters.

He inherited a backward agrarian country with 20% literacy rate still reeling after a fratricidal civil war and left an indutrial nation that put a man into space less than 10 years after he was gone. Despite finding himself at the receiving end of the worst war in human history so far. Russia could use this kind of development effort right now.

Oh, and Putin was born 1952 so TECHNICALLY Stalin lived during the Putin era. Take that, Biden.

 

[Disheveled Human]

The USSR collapsed and they lost land which is being predated on by the west (their fault). Personally I think the west will start world war 3 over Ukraine with tacit understanding that you can't just declare war as a broke ass country like we can in the west without a fight especially if you try to use nukes. Like nigger do your worst, if we don't nip this in the bud now when will the Russians stop so fuck it. I don't think they expected NATO to be in a full agreeance on the Issue which they totally are so now they will most likely end up settling for less. Collect Donbas region Cremea is Russian and fuck off for good. Russians can declare it a win but the west scoops the rest of it in a compromise.

 

[Wy4M]

What happened after the 4th ultimatum to Maripol?

Just a friendly reminder that the war is over tomorrow!

0 days left!
1 day left!
17 days left!
39 days left!

Last night Russia launched its last 4 missiles.
Tomorrow they will be out of fuel but that's not such a big deal because you know, those damn Chinese tires.
As from then on Frostbite riddled Russians will be chased out of Ukraine by angry farmers and only a few neo-Nazis.

I have to admit that launching those final 4 missiles are visually aesthetic.

 

[Narcotics]

Calling for reigme change is not wise

https://mobile.twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1507780617416683525?cxt=HHwWisC5xfSe2-wpAAAA

TDS and Biden enslavement

https://mobile.twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1507786477773676548?cxt=HHwWiICzzYP03ewpAAAA

All these motherfuckers in the comments clapping because the senile president of the united fucking states openly called and supported for the (forced) removal of the most powerful man in russia is making me rabid.
Im for once glad that there's a whole chain of commands involved with military decisions and it's not up to just one dumbass.

 

[MugolEx]

Lol, Biden said the American sanctions "threw Russia back to XIX century".

Dude. DUDE. Russia's borders in XIX century included fucking Poland in the west and Finland in the North and Ukraine was not even a thing. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?!

Probably. Don't these people think communism is based and red pilled?

Get it? Red pill because red is the color of communism... LAUGH!

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I won't be listing all the horrifying things the moustached seminarist did (too many to count) and list just one good thing that matters.

He inherited a backward agrarian country with 20% literacy rate still reeling after a fratricidal civil war and left an indutrial nation that put a man into space less than 10 years after he was gone. Despite finding himself at the receiving end of the worst war in human history so far. Russia could use this kind of development effort right now.

Oh, and Putin was born 1952 so TECHNICALLY Stalin lived during the Putin era. Take that, Biden.

And then you have him pushing lysenko, ruining the agriculture. Stalin was a weird guy.

 

[Wy4M]

Potentially, Georgian War 2: electric boogaloo.

Zelensky when?

 

[glib]

If the wests corruption is so bad and oppressive to the Ukrainian people why are they fighting tooth and nail instead of abdicating to the Russians as if they are liberators?

They're stuck between two manipulators like poland has been in the past. The real question is what are the manipulators trying to do. Run their shit? Start a world war? Take resources? Divide and conquer? Its a shame.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

All these motherfuckers in the comments clapping because the senile president of the united fucking states openly called and supported for the (forced) removal of the most powerful man in russia is making me rabid.
Im for once glad that there's a whole chain of commands involved with military decisions and it's not up to just one dumbass.
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the senile fool didn't do shit. how dare they take away from the proud Zelensky and slava ukrainers that are even now dying for freedumb!

I will laugh as his approval polls remain well below 50% regardless of all this fake 'uniting' he supposedly did lol.

 

[Disheveled Human]

All these motherfuckers in the comments clapping because the senile president of the united fucking states openly called and supported for the (forced) removal of the most powerful man in russia is making me rabid.
Im for once glad that there's a whole chain of commands involved with military decisions and it's not up to just one dumbass.
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Not gonna lie NATO was sketchy prior to this situation now they are for a fucking change united and actually useful.